the study of plants that may or may not exist

c. tree, mid to late 30s; infinite animal; damned fool ✍️ 📜 🎮 🐈 🦠🧫🧠🌈🌳

[titsay]

[sacred-portal]

[sashayed]

anyway, we get up, we make the bed, we feed the pets, we try to let kindness guide our encounters with the world, we scream and scream and scream and scream until it turns into manic laughter, we feed ourselves, we water the plants, etc

[mousenemy]

[cryptodendrology]

saw a post on tumbl last night that was a video of some kind of lizard (can't remember species) peeling off its own shed and I can't find it again :((( but I watched it like 5 times bc I too feel the need to peel off my own shed. I was a "dip whole hand in craft glue" kid in grade school and teachers got mad about it and also confused because I was otherwise so well behaved. Anyway, Peel Me

[rebeccathenaturalist]

Me: Cats are an invasive species that, when allowed to free-roam, slaughter massive numbers of native wildlife worldwide, are frequently subjected to horrible diseases, injuries, and deaths outdoors, and should only be allowed outdoors on leashes or in catios.

Also me: *trills to Random Outdoor Cat in the hopes it will come over so I can pet it*

[cryptodendrology]

dispatches from vet school: introduction to law and veterinary medicine

just to make note of the historical precedent

[cadoized]

i was mad at first but actually i appreciate this acronym bc sometimes you really gotta look at a case study and be like hhhhmmmmm…………….

[valtsv]

i love old as fuck cats so much they're so skinny and crunchy it's like cuddling dry cereal shaped like an animal that loves you

[valtsv]

and they have the most disgusting raspy smokes 20 packs a day meows that make me go ooh you're just a little baby (500 years old) aren't you

[sunflxwerwitch]

Stop normalizing the grind and start normalizing whatever this is

[great-and-small]

Was looking for a book today when I saw these various animal books all on the same shelf and noticed their titles made a nice little impromptu poem about veterinary medicine

[great-and-small]

Nobody has mentioned this but I am so glad you did! I’ve never heard of spine poetry and I love the concept. I found these titles at a used bookstore that stacks books pretty freely so I will most definitely be scanning the spines for poetry every time I go

[fleshwizard]

Cytology ! Notes about each illustration on @celluloscope

[cryptodendrology]

hey vetblr I'm a month into vet school please tell me I'm gonna make it. I keep feeling like they made a mistake letting me do this

[weepingwidar]

Bambou Gili (American, 1996) - Going to the Vet (2020)

[normal-horoscopes]

thought you might like this

[quillsand]

i think everyone should be sillier. i think life would be better that way. i used a marker pen to change the label on the oat milk so that it says boat milk and now i crack up laughing every time i open the fridge

[cryptodendrology]

since high school I have done the thing where I cross out the S on my sketch books and add "up" so it says "Sketchup Book" on the cover. Ketchup Book. same reason as Boat Milk. because it brings me a very tiny amount of joy.

[kristenbouchard]

babes is there anyone who isnt hanging on by the thinnest thread known to man rn or are we all just going thru it this week