Softer than a babies bottom

You know you want to be on me right now

[crys-bed]

Tagged by: larry-stylinson-corn 

Tagging: aggressive-dancing-man, chanel-pewdie, felixbunny, snakes-d, llllllllletsray, themethaneskiesofgallifrey, hislendercry, limesparrow, doilooklikeicareatall, raynehallowell, procrastinator-of-the-year

Rules:

Rule 1: always post the rules

Rule 2: answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones.

Rule 3: tag 11 new people

Rule 4: let them know you’ve tagged them

1 . What’s your favorite smell on a person?

A nice cologne, I seem to be fond of playboy ones

2 . If you had to live with only one Achievement Hunter forever who would it be and why?

This is the hardest question, really. Probably Michael because I think we would honestly probably get along the most.

3 . Favorite Red vs Blue season?

Well, shit. Probably Reconstruction

4 . Do you think you’ll ever find “the one”?

Loves pretty complicated, but I can hope, yeah.

5 . Do you have a life outside of the internet? (I don’t)

No, not really.

6 . What youtube channel do you go on daily?

RoosterTeeth

7 . What ship do you believe will go canon?

.....I'll go down with me RosexDoctor ship so even with everything that's happened I'd have to chose that one.

8 . Are you a A.I. or Freelancer?

Freelancer 

9 . Red or Blue team?

I still haven't picked. Though I'll go with Blue~

10 . What’s your favorite website? (besides tumblr)

Youtube

11 . Would you ever delete your tumblr

Yeah, if something bad happened or I had a good reason to.

My questions~ 

1. What is your favorite show?

2. Who is your favorite youtuber/youtube channel?

3. Favorite game?

4. Something youre looking forward to?

5. If you could play a video game with anyone, who would it be?

6. What is your favorite thing to do?

7. Has a video game ever made you cry and if so, what game was it?

8. If you could live with anyone who would you pick?

9. An embarrassing story?

10. What is your biggest fear?

11. Up for butt-touches?

[cinnamontoastyawesome-blog]

On a scale from one to Cry how insane do you sound when you laugh

[crys-bed]

Snake

[crys-bed]

"that's right i'm a gay robot"

[crys-bed]

Hey. Sup. Can I lay on you?

Of course you can. 

[fourthapprentice]

Wake up america.

[samaramorgansmain]

OH GOD

[color-me-erika]

Oh heeey

Well everyone, Ken’s preggers. 

So yeah, who’s the dad?

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[crys-bed]

….Why are you talking to a bed

Why is a bed talking to me?

I do what I want.

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And as I do the same, bud.

[crys-bed]

So you want to talk to me then

[stridesthebehemoth-deactivated2]

BOOKER!

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Don’t even worry about it. Just relax and let it all sink in. 

[crys-bed]

Well… Alright…

I am still waiting to be embraced

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C’mere and let me have every inch of you, including all of your layers, sheets, and warmth.

[crys-bed]

I am ready. *slides over to you*

[broken-rain-deactivated20130823]

Yaes. :]

[crys-bed]

….Why are you talking to a bed

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Why is a bed talking to me?

[crys-bed]

I do what I want.

[demonstealingwhores]

Greatest intro to a porn ever. Technically SFW.

[faeriefountain-blog]

WHAT

[nghtcrlr]

LMAO HOLY SHIT

[mrrobotico]

THOSE DAMN LEMON STEALING WHORES. 

WHAT THE FUCK 

[mrtumnus]

literally crying

[crys-bed]

I told my friend about this the day after I watched it. She doesn't talk to me anymore.

[rockahell]

When students heard that Westboro Baptist Church planned on protesting the funeral of a soldier, they formed a human barricade around the funeral service to block them out.

[lomps-blog]

Seriously. Please. Just don’t do it.

[rooowlet-blog]

“i dont feel well”

“thats because you stay up too late”

[thegardenclub]

i have never seen a more accurate description of my life

[thequeerwithoutfear-deactivated]

today i went to see my doctor for a checkup after school and i was really confused because he seemed kind of hurt and annoyed and everytime i would ask him a question about something he would just give this little “hmph” like, “why are you asking me” and i didn’t get it until i got home and looked in the mirror and realized which one of my brand new doctor who shirts i was wearing

[themunchkym]

THIS IS SO SAD.

[crys-bed]

When life gives you a bed, sleep all day.

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Don’t even worry about it. Just relax and let it all sink in. 

[crys-bed]

Well… Alright…

I am still waiting to be embraced

[broken-rain-deactivated20130823]

C’mere and let me have every inch of you, including all of your layers, sheets, and warmth.

[crys-bed]

I am ready. *slides over to you*

[broken-rain-deactivated20130823]

Yaes. :]

[crys-bed]

....Why are you talking to a bed

[crys-bed]

*inhales your pillow* Ahhhhhh~

Smells nice, yes?