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[sideblog is @samaraxmorgan] 24 she/they, if we’re moots on my side blog don’t feel obligated to follow!! This blog is a mess lmfao 

[samaramorgansmain]

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[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[wolflinkpandagirl3]

you have IBS.

[fairycosmos]

[apolladay]

Have you ever had a tattoo or piercing done by someone who was not a professional? For example, an at home stick-and-poke tattoo or sewing needle piercing

Yes, piercing(s)

Yes, tattoo(s)

Yes, both

No

Remaining time: 1 day 10 hours

[sweatermuppet]

real question i just had to answer for my top surgery screening

[nightporter1980]

i would so love to know what was going on in this persons head. i would rather be shot dead than sneak food into a movie theatre. What?

[memorycycle]

when you try to get into the png nightclub but you see the dotted rectangle surrounding the bouncer stretch him wider to block the entrance cus ur not on his clipboard

[memorycycle]

[orpheuslament]

dj armpit pervert would like you to put your hands up in the air

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[fallingtowers]

my promising gardening career was cut short when i was mauled by a rampaging basil plant

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[were--ralph]

CAST NOW

[filmphotofranz]

you cant call it that

[mallowmaenad]

her cookie make me pitch a tent because shes fat & weird and now I will expire in 1-3 days

[puppies333303-deactivated201410]

windows please im in the middle of something

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[trangoldin]

[achesspiece]

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

[molags-balls]

[cowboy]

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

[chilewithcarnage]