Impératrice Jambon-Beurre

31 ; she/her ; french ; fandom : MANY THINGS ; ⚠️ might reblog nsfw stuff 🔞

[exhausted-undead]

labyrinth! please zoom in on this or i'll get turned into a goblin

oh also!! happy 40th anniversary to this film because Holy Shit

[exhausted-undead]

hey! just updating this to say its available as a print here! I'd be really appreciative of support <3

[gobloggirl]

[small-bambi]

Harrison Wood Hsiang

[mismedleym]

toward the sun, from the sun

[fexalted]

one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

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I’m not astrology but god I love Scorpio stereotypes. I like that the zodiac has a cartoon supervillain sign.

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sorry I can’t hang out today I have to plan a graveyard orgy ritual for my mystery cult. soon my dark purposes will be fulfilled. you know how it is with sinister puppetmasters… ah ha ha ha.

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“Scorpios are just popularly misunderstood! They’re not evil, they’re not sex maniacs, they’re not secretive manipulators with vindictive—”

GUARDS! consign this idiot to my scorpion pit. he’s trying to ruin my reputation. no not the regular scorpion pit the scorpion pit in which all the scorpions have boners. what?! well give them the arachnid viagra then. jesus christ. impossible to get good help around here.

[eyeronmaus]

[devinellekurtz]

My cover art for the 2025 special edition of Howl's Moving Castle, written by Diana Wynne Jones and published by HarperCollins 💫

[devinellekurtz]

Endpaper illustration I created for the special edition of Howl's Moving Castle published by HarperCollins last year!

[autistic-sophie-hatter]

Book!Howl

[thatfoolsophie]

howl pendragon vibes

[antoniabishop]

Howl's heart

[scheidungsgrund]

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

[galecstatic]

it just gets better

and better

[goingonanadventuremaybe]

[funnyfroge]

[stormbreaker101]

I LOVE COLLABORATIVE SOTRYTELLING I LOVE CREATING THINGS TOGETHER I LOVE "YES AND"ING WITH OTHERS I LOVE "NO BUT WHAT ABOUT-"S I LOVE HEARIJG MY FRIENDS' IDEAS I LOVE BOUNDING OFF OF THEM I LOVE ART I LOVE STORIES I LOVE ALL THE DIFFERENT PASSIONS AND SKILLS REQUIRED I LOVE ALL THE DIFFERENT MEDIA IT TAKES I LOVE I LOVE I LOVE

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"if you're going to eat that rotisserie chicken please do it in an area where none of us can see" you hate me. you hate me because i have different eating habits than you and you want me to STARVE

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look upon my works ye mighty and weep (im not done there's still plenty of good meat on there)

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reviews are in

[hexfruit]

"plenty of good meat on there"

[achivement-unlocked]

Achievement unlocked!

RECONSTRUCT WHAT?!?!

THERES NOTHING LEFT.

[uyunto]

Audrey Doe!

for some reason, in Everia orphans are given the surname Doe

[thepastisalreadywritten]