Goodbye jigga.

You're probably the 5th member.

[freerenata-deactivated20180915]

[ameriqan]

JESUS CHRIST

[yourcalicrush]

A relationship with a good flirt to roast ratio>>>

[onlytwitterpics]

[watersport5-deactivated20180924]

I don’t understand this but I understand it

[ratchetmessreturns]

[e8776]

When your family has guests over

[anima-posts]

[kuso-leon]

[orchard-crossing]

when you’re grinding for that gyarados

[spiritoftheshadows]

[worldhammerer-old]

date a girl who will storm heaven and devour God

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

me: damn girl what that mouth do her: it devours god

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

[netflixz]

when you try to do minimal damage to a pokemon to capture it, but instead kill it

[crystal-blue-persuades]

Pokemon games

Pikachu: pika pika!

Every other Pokemon: *computer generated screams of the damned*

[pochowek]

handsome norwegian royal sibling versus man so handsome he got banned from saudi arabia who will win

[tealpaws]

norwegian man looks like a goddam greasy peanut this shit no contest

[glaschus-deactivated20160306]

Listen, the Saudi man has a Tekken character made after him:

No contest here.

[mooncryptid-deactivated20191012]

i mean the norwegian royalty guy got a character designed after him too 

[plasticroyal]

FOR REAL I AM BREATHLESS

[carrot0nesie-deactivated2015041]

when ur dad comes home from work and he’s got attitude 

[actuallygodzilla]

*sweeping heaps of debris into the path of the oncoming roomba* eat well, my son

[codeinequeeeen-deactivated20161]

IF YOU AINT SUCKING HIS DICK WHILE HES DRIVING THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[yallstillhere]

Getting home safely