2 pErSoNaL lOl

This is a personal blog full of impersonal reblogs.

[softandsapphic]

girls and soft pretzels: that’s what being sapphic’s all about

[distressedmoonchild]

see? someone gets it. it’s all bread and women .. bread. and women

[softandsapphic]

ik i’m op but this is so valid

[sukme]

[a-tom-ic-bomb]

[r00]

Turns on my Nintendo Switch at Dinner with my Family so I can Show Everyone the Bastard who Ran From me and Ruined My Life 

[r00]

[r00]

Reminder that A Bastard is Out There, on the Lose, and Not Containted

[r00]

Now Contained and Still a Bastard 

[modmad]

#HOW DO YOU MEET THE SAME SHINY TWICE IN 2 DAYS

[datachapel]

i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying

[mettic]

[battlevilla]

[thestanconfessions]

[heyarigrande]

Ariana Grande Sings Bad News to Employees

[totalariana]

remember when Ari made the word crotch sound angelic 

[lesbiankeiraknightley-deactivat]

Her enunciation was really good in this video.

[prasejeebus]

“Pack your shit and leave” I am a stan for life

[graybles]

[byrongraffiti]

Iconic

[dancing-cockroaches]

[transcorviknight]

This is now a Meltan Apreciation blog

[weirdmageddon]

┏┓ In this ┃┃╱╲ house we ┃╱╱╲╲ love ╱╱╭╮╲╲ and ▔▏┗┛▕▔ appreciate ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲                Meltan ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

[whitepeopletwitter]

These are getting really specific.

[contechristino]

All the Cameos in “FEELS LIKE SUMMER” Music Video by Childish Gambino.

[shelgon]

During this week’s episode of Japanese variety show, Pokénchi, game director Junichi Masuda appeared and showcased new content about Let’s Go. This content started off by showcasing a Pikachu using Surf in battle against a Geodude. In the actual segment featuring Junichi Masuda, they went into detail showcasing various changes with HMs where you call upon Pikachu/Eevee to summon a special move to cut trees or Surf. These moves do not take up your moveslots. It also showcased Eevee using a special Fire-type move called Flare Burn (めらめらバーン) in Japanese.

Source: Serebii 

[shelgon]

The move Pikachu used on the Surfboard is not Surf but rather another brand new move.

[byjove]

I could never go to Australia because dingos look like normal dogs and I couldn’t trust myself not to try to pet them.

[byjove]

what do you mean these good boys can kill me

[renardtrickster]

Dingo

Also Dingo

[byjove]

danger shiba inu

[end0skeletal]

Collected from the Egyptian desert in March of 1846, the Helix desertorum specimen was sent to the British Museum, where scientists thought it had expired in transit. It was glued to a cardboard display card shortly after.

One day four years later, curators noticed something strange about their catatonic mollusk: the shell seemed to have moved from its glued position and a trail of discoloration followed it.

Archivists removed it from the card to give it a bath, with a suspicion the snail might have in fact been slumbering.

After just a few minutes of exposure to moisture, the snail’s head poked from its shell and surveyed its new home with four eye stalks.

As the snail adjusted to active life again, it became a minor celebrity and sat for a portrait by the museum’s zoological artist for inclusion in a book on mollusks, seen below:

(Source)

[adrunkensailor]

He was havin himself a nap.