Crystal Tophat anon

A silly little magic anon from the anonvoid! (banner by @zombieefish)

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Hello! I am Crystal Tophat but most call me Crystal

I use she/they pronouns and I'm bisexual.

[Mod talks like this! From @a-narcissists-warren anonvoid.]

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

hi I'm topshot and what thing are youX3

-💣🙀

Oh! Uhm hey... how did you get in my room? I'm Crystal... and I'm a Crystal ball...

[topshot-anvd]

-well what do you have so far :3?

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Trash, trash, and more trash.

[topshot-anvd]

I didn't know Crystals write in trashspanic

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Haha... very funny..

[topshot-anvd]

wha...I'm not joking:3

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Now I'm confused...?

[topshot-anvd]

(proceeds to explain,and speaks in perfect trashspanic)

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

You lost me at trashspanic... how does someone even make those noises?

[topshot-anvd]

-I can speak any language I want but never "#%%&(" that suffs evil!!

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Interesting... I can only speak the one...

[topshot-anvd]

well any ways what's the plan you have now:3

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Nonsense that requires way too many people...

[topshot-anvd]

(Glasses poof out of no where)Ohh can I help make a plan X3

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Pft... You make a plan? I doubt it... this place is an endless white void... I'm stupid for holding onto hope for seeing any old friends or my son again...

[topshot-anvd]

well I can understand wanna hear story..."3

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

... go on...

[topshot-anvd]

I had a cat that would go to my house ever day and eventually we named her,her name was "1745*%" and she had a son named frog and ever day like clock work that cat would come up to our house and try to get in the house to kill a rat that we had as a pet but ever time my mom would stop them...but that dang cat..she kept trying every day but she could never get in she could not let It go but all that time away from her son put him in a deep sadness,he could not take it anymore and moved on with out her and then she was truly alone...and hungry bc she never got the rattttt.X3

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Uh huh...? And the moral is...?

[topshot-anvd]

if you leave the one's that are there for you, to achieve a unobtainable goal you can lose both and have ..well.... nothing :1

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Maybe you're right... I need to make do with what I have here rather than have... nothing...

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

hi I'm topshot and what thing are youX3

-💣🙀

Oh! Uhm hey... how did you get in my room? I'm Crystal... and I'm a Crystal ball...

[topshot-anvd]

-well what do you have so far :3?

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Trash, trash, and more trash.

[topshot-anvd]

I didn't know Crystals write in trashspanic

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Haha... very funny..

[topshot-anvd]

wha...I'm not joking:3

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Now I'm confused...?

[topshot-anvd]

(proceeds to explain,and speaks in perfect trashspanic)

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

You lost me at trashspanic... how does someone even make those noises?

[topshot-anvd]

-I can speak any language I want but never "#%%&(" that suffs evil!!

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Interesting... I can only speak the one...

[topshot-anvd]

well any ways what's the plan you have now:3

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Nonsense that requires way too many people...

[topshot-anvd]

(Glasses poof out of no where)Ohh can I help make a plan X3

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Pft... You make a plan? I doubt it... this place is an endless white void... I'm stupid for holding onto hope for seeing any old friends or my son again...

[topshot-anvd]

well I can understand wanna hear story..."3

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

... go on...

[topshot-anvd]

I had a cat that would go to my house ever day and eventually we named her,her name was "1745*%" and she had a son named frog and ever day like clock work that cat would come up to our house and try to get in the house to kill a rat that we had as a pet but ever time my mom would stop them...but that dang cat..she kept trying every day but she could never get in she could not let It go but all that time away from her son put him in a deep sadness,he could not take it anymore and moved on with out her and then she was truly alone...and hungry bc she never got the rattttt.X3

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Uh huh...? And the moral is...?

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

hi I'm topshot and what thing are youX3

-💣🙀

Oh! Uhm hey... how did you get in my room? I'm Crystal... and I'm a Crystal ball...

[topshot-anvd]

-well what do you have so far :3?

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Trash, trash, and more trash.

[topshot-anvd]

I didn't know Crystals write in trashspanic

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Haha... very funny..

[topshot-anvd]

wha...I'm not joking:3

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Now I'm confused...?

[topshot-anvd]

(proceeds to explain,and speaks in perfect trashspanic)

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

You lost me at trashspanic... how does someone even make those noises?

[topshot-anvd]

-I can speak any language I want but never "#%%&(" that suffs evil!!

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Interesting... I can only speak the one...

[topshot-anvd]

well any ways what's the plan you have now:3

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Nonsense that requires way too many people...

[topshot-anvd]

(Glasses poof out of no where)Ohh can I help make a plan X3

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Pft... You make a plan? I doubt it... this place is an endless white void... I'm stupid for holding onto hope for seeing any old friends or my son again...

[topshot-anvd]

well I can understand wanna hear story..."3

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

... go on...

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

hi I'm topshot and what thing are youX3

-💣🙀

Oh! Uhm hey... how did you get in my room? I'm Crystal... and I'm a Crystal ball...

[topshot-anvd]

-well what do you have so far :3?

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Trash, trash, and more trash.

[topshot-anvd]

I didn't know Crystals write in trashspanic

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Haha... very funny..

[topshot-anvd]

wha...I'm not joking:3

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Now I'm confused...?

[topshot-anvd]

(proceeds to explain,and speaks in perfect trashspanic)

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

You lost me at trashspanic... how does someone even make those noises?

[topshot-anvd]

-I can speak any language I want but never "#%%&(" that suffs evil!!

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Interesting... I can only speak the one...

[topshot-anvd]

well any ways what's the plan you have now:3

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Nonsense that requires way too many people...

[topshot-anvd]

(Glasses poof out of no where)Ohh can I help make a plan X3

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Pft... You make a plan? I doubt it... this place is an endless white void... I'm stupid for holding onto hope for seeing any old friends or my son again...

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

hi I'm topshot and what thing are youX3

-💣🙀

Oh! Uhm hey... how did you get in my room? I'm Crystal... and I'm a Crystal ball...

[topshot-anvd]

-well what do you have so far :3?

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Trash, trash, and more trash.

[topshot-anvd]

I didn't know Crystals write in trashspanic

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Haha... very funny..

[topshot-anvd]

wha...I'm not joking:3

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Now I'm confused...?

[topshot-anvd]

(proceeds to explain,and speaks in perfect trashspanic)

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

You lost me at trashspanic... how does someone even make those noises?

[topshot-anvd]

-I can speak any language I want but never "#%%&(" that suffs evil!!

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Interesting... I can only speak the one...

[topshot-anvd]

well any ways what's the plan you have now:3

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Nonsense that requires way too many people...

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

hi I'm topshot and what thing are youX3

-💣🙀

Oh! Uhm hey... how did you get in my room? I'm Crystal... and I'm a Crystal ball...

[topshot-anvd]

-well what do you have so far :3?

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Trash, trash, and more trash.

[topshot-anvd]

I didn't know Crystals write in trashspanic

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Haha... very funny..

[topshot-anvd]

wha...I'm not joking:3

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Now I'm confused...?

[topshot-anvd]

(proceeds to explain,and speaks in perfect trashspanic)

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

You lost me at trashspanic... how does someone even make those noises?

[topshot-anvd]

-I can speak any language I want but never "#%%&(" that suffs evil!!

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Interesting... I can only speak the one...

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

hi I'm topshot and what thing are youX3

-💣🙀

Oh! Uhm hey... how did you get in my room? I'm Crystal... and I'm a Crystal ball...

[topshot-anvd]

-well what do you have so far :3?

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Trash, trash, and more trash.

[topshot-anvd]

I didn't know Crystals write in trashspanic

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Haha... very funny..

[topshot-anvd]

wha...I'm not joking:3

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Now I'm confused...?

[topshot-anvd]

(proceeds to explain,and speaks in perfect trashspanic)

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

You lost me at trashspanic... how does someone even make those noises?

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

hi I'm topshot and what thing are youX3

-💣🙀

Oh! Uhm hey... how did you get in my room? I'm Crystal... and I'm a Crystal ball...

[topshot-anvd]

-well what do you have so far :3?

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Trash, trash, and more trash.

[topshot-anvd]

I didn't know Crystals write in trashspanic

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Haha... very funny..

[topshot-anvd]

wha...I'm not joking:3

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Now I'm confused...?

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

hi I'm topshot and what thing are youX3

-💣🙀

Oh! Uhm hey... how did you get in my room? I'm Crystal... and I'm a Crystal ball...

[topshot-anvd]

-well what do you have so far :3?

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Trash, trash, and more trash.

[topshot-anvd]

I didn't know Crystals write in trashspanic

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Haha... very funny..

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

hi I'm topshot and what thing are youX3

-💣🙀

Oh! Uhm hey... how did you get in my room? I'm Crystal... and I'm a Crystal ball...

[topshot-anvd]

-well what do you have so far :3?

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Trash, trash, and more trash.

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

hi I'm topshot and what thing are youX3

-💣🙀

Oh! Uhm hey... how did you get in my room? I'm Crystal... and I'm a Crystal ball...

[topshot-anvd]

So whatttt youuu doing:3

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

Well I'm trying to figure out how to get out of this place... but I can't think of anything that sounds like it would actually work...

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

hi I'm topshot and what thing are youX3

-💣🙀

Oh! Uhm hey... how did you get in my room? I'm Crystal... and I'm a Crystal ball...

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

where the fuck have you been, loca?

Mainly trying to write out my ideas on how to get out of here...

(She looks through several papers scattered on her desk)

But I don't think any of these are likely to work... so just been in my room, doing essentially nothing but scribble nonsense, really...

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

*gives you a flower and runs away*

Another..? I'll have to get a vase at this point...

Thank you...

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

[Next couple asks answered (if any, I've only got really old asks that I'll probably only answer one of) will probably have no art because my phone is broken BAD and I'm waiting on getting a new one soon (This goes for my other anons as well)]

[crystal-top-hat-anon]

BAAAAAAALD

Screw you... I don't wear my hat all day...