Me: Man, today was just so long and droning, my feet are killing me-
Uninvited bozo: well, my job was worse and you don't see ME complaining
Me: because you liked it, didn't you? You loved taking that corporate shlong, no lube, no safe words, you kinky little freak.
UB: . . . What
Me: you're a slut for the boot, fuck out of here












