Cmon…. support your boy….. he’s nervous….
brad once fed me pepper spray without my knowledge
Jules of Nature

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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trying on a metaphor

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shark vs the universe

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hello vonnie
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

if i look back, i am lost

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@crystalmeth0dist
Cmon…. support your boy….. he’s nervous….
brad once fed me pepper spray without my knowledge
My landlord came to fix an issue to day with the apartment. He looks around the living room at the decor and the newly painted walls.
In a heavy Russian accent: “Your wife have very good sense of style.”
Me: “Actually, I live here alone.”
Landlord: “Ah, homosexual. Figured. I live in the apartment under you.”
Me: 😳
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOBAW
[VERY SMALL VOICE] foobaw!
When I see drama start to happen at a party:
tag your superbowl spoilers
Tom Brady dies
a power move
When I started dating my boyfriend, I was really doubtful that he would keep his interest in me and I didn’t want to have any expectations about it. One day, when my mom asked “How is the guy you’re dating?”, I told her “We’re not really dating, we just walk around together”. She added him in her phone as “Andre, the walker”. We’ve been in a serious relationship for two years. He is still “Andre, the walker” in her phone.
a power move
Results so far
ok so our titty choices are now: cubism, jpeg, manga, and Picasso’s Blue Period
dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend.
leaves*
where are you going
me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing
thing: *breaks*
me:
working in retail
SHOUTOUT TO THE MISS PERU 2018 CONTESTANTS FOR GIVING STATS ABOUT WOMEN’S ISSUES INSTEAD OF THEIR BODY MEASUREMENTS
AHHH PERÚ DID THAT!!!
Man found the stoplight cameras were activated during yellow lights and decided to cut the wires of it.
Florida Man: Chaotic evil. New York Man: Chaotic good.
ppl with the kim possible text tone be putting their phone on loud and waiting for people to text them in public. girl we heard it