Leading the fight against anti-white racism

This is absolutely a porn blog. I don’t know why I’ve been telling people different. My favorite pattern is tweed. I love club Monaco. I especially like rubbing my lips on the peach skin while eating it. Ms paint is my canvas of choice. I like to wear shorts when it’s negative degrees out and not complain about how cold it is. I put chapstick on like a pro. I am not afraid of crushing my knees in a car crash, though my knees touch the dash. I speak two languages and frequently rub it in other people’s face. I start most of my sentences with “Did you know…” I’m everybody’s favorite person, though I can get presumptuous and cutting at times…most times…all the time.

[ghoul-wizard]

Wells are a type of wizard tower, they're just inverted

[miss-wizard]

w. looks around nervously. wizard hole

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

reblog for noises

[yeahiwasintheshit]

I would download tiktok if it was only cat pov

[stuft]

Better than most tv

[itsaruse]

trans people hate you for liking harry potter btw. read a better book. embarrassing

I was illiterate and barely making it through school until 5th grade when an aunt bought me the first Harry Potter book as a Christmas gift. By 7th grade I had college level reading comprehension and my senior year of HS I had a 4.3 GPA.

Like, sure. JK is a revolting hag who doesn't deserve rights, but those books are the foundation of everything that I am as a human being right now.

[wizardpostsdotorg]

he breasted wizardly down the dungeon halls…

[evilwizard]

they didn’t say his name, but he popped into your head, didn’t he?

[itsaruse]

Dumbledore practicing his drag look while monitoring the halls at night

[itsaruse]

Rolling two D10s to calculate the mental damage I received from seeing bumble ads on Tumblr dot com

[catchymemes]

[christianstepmoms]

contracted cum lung working 15 hour shifts in the cock mines

[betterbooktitles]

Cartoon by Ellis Rosen

[quasieli]

[Image description: A colorless single panel New Yorker comic of a person stood in front of three large bookshelves. The furthest shelf is labeled "Best Sellers". The person is standing in front of a shelf labeled "New Release", in the process of taking a book off the shelf. The person is looking at the last shelf with a blank look on their face, that shelf is labeled "Books you still haven't finished yet, Claire", with "Claire" underlined for emphasis. End description.]

[itsaruse]

@v171

[lucybellwood]

Rosy morning porthole view.

[lucybellwood]

So this went, uh, a little viral, and I’m cracking up seeing a pretty fair response division between “So soothing, I love the ocean” and “JESUS FUCK MY ANXIETY IS THROUGH THE ROOF.”

And then somewhere in the middle there’s:

[diamondformm]

[modogoblin]

[no-known-cure-deactivated202509]

get herrr jaddeee

[vibewars]

Bitch really had the audacity to talk to MIA like that over stupid Covid vaccines

[diamondformm]

Ah yes, the stupid life saving COVID vaccines. Your description says you're "the girl everyone forgets about". They don't. They're willfully ignoring you.

[fka-aj-deactivated20241123]

MIA has become such an irrelevant flop lol

[amateur]

[overlyactivepingpongball]

Welcome to the funniest set of memes I’ve ever seen thank you

[memewhore]

[malerfique]

update  lost 20$ billion

[fatsexybitch]

[sonypraystation]

I curse you with poopy butthole syndrome.

nice try 166.205.97.144 I cast precision drone strike

[verdantry]

call me avatar the last airbender the way I ride your bi son

[thatzjustwrong]