☽creepin it real☾

Crystal, 20, female, ENFP, State Alchemist, Pro Bender, Dragon Queen, Recon Corps member, Double Sword wielder, Demon hunter, Pokemon Trainer, evil hag, Internet Addict

[chikadee-deactivated20180625]

[firedrill]

Me spending any money that’s physical cash and not in my bank account total : this doesn’t count as spending, it’s not real. It doesn’t exist

[crystalthecatlady]

Does anyone in the Levihan fandom remember a beautifully written fanfic called “why we can’t” and it was an AU oneshot about how Levi was supposed to marry Petra but was still sleeping with Hange or something like that. It’s been YEARS since I’ve read it and I’d love to read it again if anyone has a link

[silverhawk]

my date: hey im kinda hungry, u got anything for me to eat???? :)))

me: oh sure :)))

me: [walks over to my fridge and opens it]

me: the blue ones are my favorite u can have as many orange and purple ones as you want

[dulect]

“Have you had previous retail experience?”

[arsoniick-moved-deactivated2022]

we got a new microwave and i dont know how it works but i wanna see if itll say “CHILD” again if i press buttons enough

[arsoniick-moved-deactivated2022]

have you guys never pressed the start button on your microwave 10 times until the ominous blue text calls you a CHILD?

[arsoniick-moved-deactivated2022]

unfollow if you’ve never been assigned child by microwave

[humunanunga]

[cursedcatimages]

[lizbid33]

the duality of man

[kristina100000]

God u know when ur sleepy drunk or high and ur trying to plug the charger into your phone but you keep missing the phones pussy like stay PUT

[blackmules-deactivated20200205]

the phone’s WHAT?

[kristina100000]

ITS

[mxnrique]

i think about this reality tv show moment constantly

[ghostlyss]

a gps voiced by john mulaney but if you make a wrong turn he just goes

[xxxxmorticianvxxx]

[psyducked]

[justcariii]

😂😂😂

[gvldenrosee-deactivated20190914]

The gif made this funnier than it was supposed to be.

[prostylgel]

OH MY GODDDD

[king-emare]

Holy shit

[solarcitrus]

This is how I’m introducing myself from now on

[studthismuffin]

Helleaueaughh

[futubandera-cl]

[oddishtea]

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

[surprisebitch]

the girl has big dick energy

[sl33pyd3mon]

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

[matydn]

I’m the girl making sure everyone knows he lost

[drishananicole]

Homegirl did a whole dance right after.😂😂😭

[blondloki]

Your eyes when 10 million fireflies:

[a-trex]

i only accept 1 form of catcalling

[juststemthings]

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks: