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@crystalvanders
Still, you’d be surprised by how many people get jealous about imaginary scenarios. My mate, for example, is dating this one bird that won’t stop checking his phone for messages. She’s not into Muggle tech but she’s taught herself to find them and it is scary. Sometimes she barges into our dorm and it legit takes him 5 minutes to explain to her that ‘Katherine’ is his mum’s name and that’s why she’s sending him ‘Love you, dear.’ notes. Bloody nightmare. W-Why would this be about Riddle? I mean, yeah, he’s an arsehole, but still…
Zombieland is in.
I’m afraid to ask what else beside my face they like. Really, I am. Some of them are 12, for goodness’ sake. I have beauty marks. I’m oddly proud of that now. The girl in me is giggling giddily. Any jaunts to the kitchens will definitely be reported to you, yes ma’am. What do you mean one of the last people? Everyone likes you. Well, respects you, at least.
Maybe your mate needs to quit scouring St. Mungo’s for lunatics, yeah? The poor bloke’ll wake up one morning with a phone shoved down his bloody trachea, or, fucking hell, maybe even something worse. Not to be harsh, but I’m quite positive he was dating your girlfriend during your pining era. He isn’t all too bad, I promise. I’ll even have a talk with him if you’re nervous about some... I dunno, weird 'please don't seduce Soph' bullshit. Really, I will—I won’t mind at all.
Atta boy, Abbot.
I reckon your hair would make the list. I’d offer up your hands, too, but from my experience (otherwise known as the six beyond horrific months I spent drooling over Cameron Wood), twelve year olds don’t notice that sort of thing. And—and you wouldn’t mind if I tagged along every now and again, yeah? In the event that I’m, y’know, craving lukewarm chicken nuggets? But, still. I don’t trust them; I trust you. I mean, when you think about it, you're the only person I really can, but--well. Yeah.
You sure do a lot of drunk snogging. Good thing Blake isn’t the jealous type. And, now that you mention it, that makes a lot of sense, actually. Soph’s blocking my mojo… or would be blocking it, if I had any. Ah, yeah, that. Ha-ha. Pining’s the worst. Totally. Hah.
John and I get bored quickly when I’m over at his house, so we watch Muggle films. Some are surprisingly good. And then others are… just a big ‘hell no’.
Yes! Alright, I’m in for that! And I’m adorable, gotcha. The m-moles? Those things on the side of my— Yeah I’ve always sort of hated them, really. It’s the boy equivalent of freckles, y’know? Family tells you you look cute and everyone else just teases you. But thanks for revealing their superpower to me. Think I can get away with sneaking out in the hallway if I point out my moles?
Considering all (or most, I'm hoping) of that drunk snogging is imaginary, I'd say it's a relief he isn't. Oi, what's with the excess of awkward? I mean, I know you're a bumbling mess, but I figured I was an exception. Well, when I'm not yelling at you, anyway. Or--hold on, this isn't about Riddle, is it?
Eh, I'll take it as long as you let me sneak Zombieland into our repertoire.
By the number you've got in plain sight, I'm pretty sure they're on much, much more than that adorable face or yours, but, yes, those moles. There's a reason they're called beauty marks. Beauty marks that'll have no effect on me whatsoever because you're you, thank you very much! Though, I have to say, I think a hungry Gryffindor sneaking down to the kitchens is the least of my problems, so feel free to attribute that to your moles. Just... find a way to give me a heads up if you're slipping down, yeah? You're just about one of the last people I've got here.
we were just kids & cardboard boxes took us miles || Connor + Crystal
His mornings never start with a rush anymore, and he sort of misses it. With classes still being rare and extremely sporadic, even he, a person not all that interested in the academics, has cause to complain. Simply put, he’s given too much freedom. He sleeps late and only sometimes finishes his homework, and he’s eating irregularly and ignoring the assigned diet in favour of food he can find in the Dining Hall. At least there’s one thing that’s constant. Food. It’s as good as it was back in the good old days. But he either arrives first or he arrives last. His sleeping schedule leaves no place for middle ground. Either way, he never walks out of the Hall hungry. He snags food where he can from the mates he knows won’t mind his liberty, and retreats to sit with whomever he chooses because to hell with strict House-seating schedules, they need to stick together. It’s Violet who lends him pumpkin juice that morning, in excessive quantity and with a flicker of something he can’t quite detect in her eyes. But he’s starved, so he doesn’t press the matter. Instead, he goes off to find Crystal - the only person, out of all his friends, who’s still sitting in the Hall even after the main meal is done. Maybe it’s the fact that she’s sitting alone and he feels like she really shouldn’t be, or maybe he feels a tad safer flanking someone he knows well rather than the people who he’s in the same House with, but has never pursued contact with at all. They might as well be strangers. Crystal is a safe haven. Wordlessly, he slides to sit down opposite of her, and manages a smile of greeting. "Hey, Crys." He mumbles, eagerly sticking a handful of french toast he’s managed to grab inside his mouth goofily. He’s never been very good with conversation starters, which is another reason why Crystal outweighs sitting with his Housemates. She doesn’t need a lot of words. She just knows. And even if it seems like it’s too late to start remembering manners right then, with a face full of food, he still swallows and flashes her an apologetic smile before nudging the half-full cauldron Violet has given him towards her. "Pumpkin juice? There’s still lots left." He feels the need to give back to her for having to put up with him, and thinks that pumpkin juice might be a good place to start. While the liquid may not be the universal sign of friendship, it still feels good on his lips when he downs his own glass.
Just as how the rest of the school seemed to lull back into their predetermined schedule of sorts, so did Crystal. There were quite a few differences, of course—an edge of lethargy to every students’ movements, the ever-so-miniscule reminder that, yes, something eerie had happened and that some students had supposedly caused a spike in visits to overpriced funeral homes and that someone had managed to infiltrate what was supposed to be the safest school of the bloody century—but they were easily missed; blink too quickly and one could even miss the blatant attempts of the Ministry and the school board to act as though everything was going according to plan. So, there Crystal sat, legs crossed as she tempestuously flipped through what seemed to be the latest issue of the Daily Prophet for some inkling—anything—on the situation at hand, if she hadn’t seemingly made the whole thing up in the first place. She crinkled her nose down at what seemed to be a picture of the Magpies’ seeker, waving smugly after a victory. It was all she could do to keep a string of obscenities from slipping from her tongue, if not because of the schools’ ridiculous penchant for making it seem as though they had everything under control (they didn’t; shouting about dead students to the Headmaster wasn’t helpful, as Crystal learned) then for the far-too-bitter coffee that licked her tongue on the way down.
It was the sound of a familiar voice—Connor Abbot’s, one that she would have been able to recognize from a mile away—that tugged her back into what she could only assume was sanity, and almost instinctively, a laugh found its way onto her lips. That always seemed to be the way with that boy. The French toast jutting out between his teeth certainly wasn’t helping. “Jailbait,” she replied carefully, as if picking at every syllable. Her eyes, bordered by the top of her coffee mug, caught his in an exchange that seemed to be occurring too often between the two of them—one that silently thanked the other for allowing them the time to relax, to breathe again. Listen closely and you could their muscles sighing in unison as they slowly settled, far too worn from any previous strain.
“Don’t tell me you raided the kitchens without me,” Crystal teased lightly, a pair of curious eyes skimming over the cauldron Connor had settled between the two of them. “Call me down with you next time,” she’d began, a mischievous gleam in her eyes as she reached for the cauldron, ladling what she could into the meager cup that was left for each student every morning. “It seems the elves have forgotten how to use sweetener. I mean, I understand it’s taking them a while to recuperate, but, Merlin, at what cost?” Lifting her cup to her lips, Crystal felt the same sigh of relief filter through her body again, eager to wash the taste of bitter coffee from her tongue, but there was something quite… off about the drink, a strange twist at the end that pulled at her eyebrows together as she swallowed thickly. Odd. Pumpkin juice usually tastes the same. Crystal paused, looking down at the drained cup before her and then to Connor, moles and all. “Where’d you say you got this from again?”
'Blushing bumbling hotties' sounds like a really bad Muggle band. Ahhh, yes, 'smartass', that's what I'm used to hearing. They what? How come I never notice? I'm pretty sure I'd notice. Hey, if I don't do my homework again, they'll owl my dad. I don't like dad's howlers. Simple as that. You've seen apocalyptic Muggle films? Cool! We can make fun of them together sometime. Maybe. Uh.
You’re adorable when you’re not picking on me, yes. Well, yeah, puppies are kinda… dumb, y’know? They’re puppies! And, oi, if I’m an awkward, stuttering mess… does that mean I’m now adorable too? Not another word about babies and Magpies, deal?
A really bad Muggle band that I'd still probably snog if I were drunk beyond all belief! And, to tell the truth, the chick repellent probably has quite a bit to do with the heart eyes you've dedicated to Sophia for the past couple of years. From what I've been told, pining after someone is sort of disheartening when they're head over heels for someone else, y'know?
Guilty as charged. Mum's a Muggle, and quite the movie junkie at that. Her side of the family is... uh, well, passionate, to say the least. What's your excuse?
But, hey, I'll tell you what, buddy: you finish that homework and we can watch as many apocalyptic films as your freakishly adorable--yes, adorable--heart desires. It's the moles, damn it; very cute. You wouldn't believe how much shit Blake gets away with because of 'em. It's a bit of a weakness of mine, if you hadn't noticed. But, hey, I'll even ignore the sly "dumb but adorable" puppy dig if you never bring up the Magpies again! Deal!
Girls actually like awkward, stuttering messes? Gee, I don’t know why I’m not being flocked right this instant. Maybe they’re all still scared of Sophia or something. Not that I mind, per se, I can get my homework done in peace now. Well, yeah, but they’ve got the most… female fans? I’ve dug myself a grave, haven’t I? Oh, dear.
You big meanie! Wow! There’s to me never telling you anything again. And to think I was going to let you know that I was an anima—— an animal for… food? Never mind!! Oh, please, now that I know being scary requires actual effort and you are in fact also an adorable puppy, your outbursts will make me flinch at most. Way to pick a bloke up, tho. I don’t think you’re a crazy cat lady. I mean, you don’t own a cat, not to my knowledge? The puppies would probably think I was their mum or something equally ridiculous, but I can’t say no to puppies. And oi, oi! It’s not going to get stuck! Well, at least I’d hope not! Why are we even talking about tall babies, Christ! It’ll be a normal-sized baby and you’ll live happily ever after. The end.
I would have phrased it differently, like, maybe... I don't know, 'blushing, bumbling hotties,' but I'm still sticking with my original yes, smartass. Yes, they do. But, homework? Merlin, in what world have you ever been concerned about homework? Don't tell me we've suddenly landed ourselves in an apocalypse--the ratio of pathetically apocalyptic Muggle films I've watched to spells I know that actually have a chance of working on zombies is... well, shit, to be frank. Connor Abbot, another word about the Magpies and I'll shove your own bludger bat down your bloody throat.
You're an animal for food and I'm an adorable puppy? They'd think you're their mum? Merlin, you're going to need to help me a little here and actually use your words--more words--for once, you awkward, stuttering mess. And, oi, don't turn this on me! You're the one who started the whole damn thing!
So, a very nice bully, alright, I’ll bite. Manly as hell is… manly. Y’know? The not tripping over your own shoelaces when you walk and not stuttering when you talk to a pretty girl - that’s manly. Still kinda getting it down. But manly beats adorable in lots of life situations. And oh, please, as if you could get anywhere near a Magpie player without being pushed aside by either the security or the rabid fans. They’re strategic geniuses, is what they are. And hold on, that’s misquoting! Well, it’s actual quoting, but in a way that is almost challenging and just no, nope, don’t do that, don’t challenge a Gryffindor, like, ever.
Fluffybottom, white, and soft enough to cuddle but hard enough to hurt a little when smacked with. What about yours? Oh, well, you’re getting back in the game no—- I wouldn’t call it blatant fear. Pfft. Just… Very serious respect and admiration for the authority you have and the power you wield. Respect and admiration, Crystal. I know they never left yours, but ask anyone else and… You think? We’re definitely having that. ‘Be a tad bit hard to convince John to have background music playing everywhere we go, but it can be done,sure. Yeeeaah, not so sure I’m good with cats… I’m more of a dog person… My patronus is a wolf, for goodness’ sake. I have serious doubt about any infant growing that big, no matter the genes.
Rude, Abbot. Very rude. Forgive me for being so harsh, dude, but I'm pretty sure half of those thing are just being... y'know, human? Well, at least the whole 'not tripping over your shoelaces' thing. Guys fumbling through compliments, though? Talk about a girl's freakin' catnip. Merlin, I'd rather impale myself on the worlds' largest rusty nail than meet the bloody Magpies. They've never had a single girl on their team, did know that? Fucking ridiculous. You really are doing a fabulous job of tempting me, dear. You really, really, really are. Expect an owl to drop a list of dares in your breakfast tomorrow morning.
None of your bloody business! Blatant fear, respect, admiration--whatever it is, I'm flattered. And slightly empowered now that I know I could probably make you piss your trousers if I tried hard enough, that too. In the... friendliest, least threatening way possible. Ahem. Ask anyone else and they'd be full of shit. I've seen complete screw-ups. If you were even close to being one, this conversation would have ended weeks ago, I can promise you that. I've always loved puppies, actually--I just figured I fell into more of the whole 'crazy cat lady' slot than not, y'know? But, still, I guess I could get a slew of Golden Retrievers for your sake. And what if I'm the first, hm? What if-- oh, God, what if it gets stuck?! Bloody hell, Connor!
Is wanting to marry a rich wizard a shallow thing?
I always look forward to your sweet approval. And you’re right… I am testing you. That vein… Damn.
Say that bulging vein is anything but freakin' adorable and I swear I'll come at you with Tonks' bludger bat.
I wish i could be with my sister today for her birthday and also...
Yeah…kinda. It was weird though.
Oh my god, you guys are crazy!! I can’t believe you guys!! Thank you so so much!
No, no, no--we aren't crazy, we're Hufflepuffs. Batshit little badgers with weird penchants for frosting and confetti. Anyway, you're very welcome, lovely!
Just what I’d expect a bully to say in their defense, ha! He pouts when you call him adorable? Makes sense, actually… We’re not adorable, we’re manly as hell. As hell, Crystal. Eventually facial hair will fall in place and prove our point. Just you wait for the scruffy beards. For that amount of food, and lukewarm chicken nuggets, I’d do anything - so you have yourself a deal.
It was a phase, hush. What? You mean no one has called you a badass before? …Maybe just not to your face. So some of it is silly at best, I’ll admit, but not everything… I mean, I’m not a complete screw-up, am I? We have plenty of time to train ourselves into synchronized movements and thoughts and all the pretty awesome stuff in films. It’ll be great. You wait. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll totally babysit any children you hand me; I’ll babysit the Flitwick-Ollivander children, with permission.
But I'm not a-- I'm not a bully! As a matter of fact, I've been told I'm very nice, so... so shut up! Oh, please; as if 'manly as hell' is even attractive in the slightest. If I wanted some 'roided up asshole with awkward stubble and weird cuddling issues, I would have made out with one of those dimwits on the Magpies. Adorable wins out every time. It's scientifically proven. You'll do anything, you say?
I wasn't making fun of you, you big baby. You said it yourself--unicorn plushies are badass; now, if you don't mind, I'm gonna be needing a name, color, and general degree of softness. In defense of my diehard fans, I've been quite passive as of late, but, no, I'm afraid you're the first. It's all right, though; your blatant fear is enough of a compliment to last me a while. Hold on, the words 'complete screw-up' never left my lips! You're just... you're goofy, that's all. It's hard to imagine. But, I mean, as long as you guys have matching shades and bluesy theme music, I'm sure it'll work itself out. ... Switch babysitting out for catsitting. That boy is freaking monstrous. The small chance that I'll have to push a six foot infant out of my womb is-- no.
a simple compromise || blake & crystal
Blake wasn’t sure how this was going to go. The two were on different sides, they fought a lot, he just wanted some quality time with her. Every time they managed to get together was spent in a total bliss, so what the hell was happening in their day to day conversations? He sighed as he threw himself on his bed, unable to deal wit the facade of being cocky Blake right now, he just lay there. his mind mulling over how she looked in the great hall. Her hair drooping around her face in those curls he loved so much, her eyes when she saw him; both shock and a little bit happy. She might deny it, but she dug the entrance, he could tell. A smirk falling on his face.
Hearing a whistle, he knew it was her. Sighing he decided it was time to put on the cocky Blake side of him as he walked to get her, but hearing footsteps, he knew she was on her way up. Frowning before she entered the room, he started to stand and saw her coming towards him. His eyes widened as she threw herself at him, followed closely by a small smile and his arms wrapping around her. “Hey.” He managed to say with what little life was left in his body. Hearing the word sorry slip through her lips was a bit of a shock to him. He knew she could say it, he just didn’t know why she was saying it. “If anyone should be sorry, it’s me.” He said into her shoulder as he turned his head and kissed her hair.
He leaned his forehead there for a second and then slowly pulled back. Frowning he looked at her and pushed air out of her face. “Are you okay?” Concern reigning her in through his voice tone. He didn’t know why she was so.. Different right now. Maybe what she had said when she was yelling at him was true. He was sweeping it under the rug, hoping, almost praying that no one would bring it up. But she seemed to want to talk about it. Sitting back down on his bed, he moved her to sit on his lap as he snuggled into her and kissed her cheek.
If the sigh of relief that slipped through her lips at the feeling of Blake’s arms pulling her onto his lap had been any harder, Crystal would have blown the bed’s embroidered curtains clean off. She almost laughed when he nosed his way to her cheek, a sad smile curling at her lips as she felt the familiar press of his lips against her cheek. “I don’t think anyone’s been okay for a while, to tell the truth,” she mused in a coarse murmur, remnants of her smile still forming dimples on the apples of her cheeks. She knew he’d give an answer along the same lines if she had been the one asking; even so, Blake’s slowly diminishing mental state wasn’t entirely a secret.
Her forehead rested snugly against the side of his head, laborious breaths slowing as Crystal rested quite comfortably against him. “Convincing myself you hated me on the way up here probably didn’t help all too much,” she added, allowing herself to chuckle slightly this time around. With a sigh, she nudged her nose against his cheek. “I even came with a peace offering, look—” She nodded downwards, a pair of horrifically orange socks at her feet that were the sole reason why Crystal hadn’t bothered putting on any shoes in the first place. It took all the girl had to wriggle her toes for the extra affect.
A few seconds passed and Crystal finally dared to look back over at Blake, a small frown beginning to worry at her lips. It hadn’t been too long since she’d last seen him, but his usual quirks that had faded past the attacks were slowly worming their way back into Blake’s demeanor, namely his smell – clean, enticing, and only slightly edged with a hint of lilac, most likely due to the fact that Crystal’s perfume smelled as such. She drew in another deep breath, mostly to make sure he was actually there with her. “I don’t look okay?” she asked, curiosity nearly devouring her whole as her fingertips absentmindedly tugged at the sleeves of her jacket—a habit that she’d picked up from Blake himself.
Is wanting to marry a rich wizard a shallow thing?
Selfish? I think this is the best plan I’ve had since 3rd year… When I thought going to the Dark Forest with a broken foot was a good idea. But that’s a good plan as well. I dig your style, Crystal babes.
Sometimes I wonder if you're reminding me of all this shit just to see that vein you're always going on about. Jesus. But, hey, me and my future yacht totally dig your style right back, Shacklebolt!
Tsk, tsk, Crystal; didn’t they tell you bullying is bad? And if those brownie points can be magically transformed into actual brownies with whipped cream toppings I’ll do everything (legal) in my power to convince him.
Unicorn plushies are badass. And I’m not just saying this because I own one. Uh-huh. Anyway, that was three years ago. A lot can happen in three years. Kittens grow up into tomcats and you evolve into a badass every student in the hallway, no matter the Year, fears of after the curfew. I’m not shooting for a Minister of Magic, really; John and I were planning on being Aurors together. We’d still get you an office, though. Why, thank you, I might need to remember the sound of that compliment. As for chasing toddlers (again, legally, no creepy ice cream vans involved), I think I’d be decent at it; but in a private sphere.
Oh, hush, you -- I'm not bullying, I'm... I'm distracting you! Er, that's right, I'm helping! You're... you're welcome! The boy pouts when I call him adorable, for goodness' sake. Get him down here without a bloody scowl on his lips and I'll clear out every dessert in sight, not to mention any and all the lukewarm chicken nuggets you could ever desire.
You have a unicorn plushie? Merlin, I've been called plenty of things, but 'badass' has never been among them. Not recently. Or, well, ever, actually, but that isn't the point. Kiss-ass or not, I'm flattered enough to tell you you've never truly been on my shit list. Don't get me wrong, I see all the stupid crap you do ('stupid' is putting it lightly), but you have good intentions; even I can see that. You two want to be Aurors? As in the highly-trained, crime-fighting, hopefully-as-coordinated-as-they-are-competent variety? Well, damn -- we were doing so well until the 'private sphere' bit. There goes any chance of me dragging you into babysitting with me, assuming we get out of all this nonsense alive.
How'd that happen...?
Oh don’t you worry, I wasn’t stupid.
Well? Go on, tell me.
I wish i could be with my sister today for her birthday and also...
You didn't honestly think I was interrogating you on your favorite desserts for nothing, did you?
Strawberry ice cream cake awaits you on your pillow, all courtesy of us seventh years and one or two friendly elves. What the fourth years have planned for you is beyond me, but I definitely saw a few party poppers on their way up a few hours back so make sure and brace yourself, eh? Have a wonderful birthday, lovely!
Is wanting to marry a rich wizard a shallow thing?
Not shallow, no; only selfish. Just try and snag one of the old ones so you can share the wealth when they're dead and gone.