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star trek text posts IV: the one with the anons

[global-ragamuffin]

Mimi and Bones are getting along, thankfully. Well… Bones refuses to leave my closet, but he’s… I think he’s smiling? It’s hard for me to read expressions. Especially when his mouth isn’t visible so I can only tell his emotions by his eyes. I’m gonna get them both some fruit. Maybe Bones should have some milk, too? I feel like that would help him grow stronger. Or at least the skull on his head… poor guy…

[sugarandpoisonspikes]

Rags the Pokémon daycare worker! Rags the kind, compassionate Pokéfriend!

Say hi to Bones and Mimi from me, Rags!

[global-ragamuffin]

They say hello back!

I don’t know if I can handle any more Pokémon than this, to be honest. Raising Pokémon in video game form is easy, but raising Pokémon in real life is a whole other ball game. I don’t know where Bones came from. I think this time the egg really came from another world by accident. Seems like I was too hasty when I said before that I didn’t see any damage done to my reality after that post…

[sugarandpoisonspikes]

Mmmmmmhm, presumably we share a reality, and I haven't noticed anything off here, but I'll keep my eyes open for anything.

Maybe realities are starting to merge, with you as the linchpin, due to that post? Or maybe that egg appearance is a halfway common occurrence, and people just never notice. People CAN be oblivious.

[global-ragamuffin]

If the multiverse is merging into one big universe… I don’t know how that will work. From what I can tell so far, no one has been harmed, but I’m still worried something could go wrong… I haven’t told anyone outside of this group of users about my adventures yet, but if someone I don’t know finds out, I don’t know what will happen. There are too many unknown variables…

[sugarandpoisonspikes]

Well, the unknown variables make it interesting, methinks.

Also, if someone else finds out, alerting Big Brother sounds prudent. He's got his fingers in a lot of pies, metaphorical and otherwise, after all, so he should be the one to deal with the fallout.

As for how a merged universe would work, no idea, but we'd get to meet sooooooo many fun people, like Jim Moriarty, and House, and... My phone said senate, so...

Go, multiverse, go! Merge and splice! I want my hug!

[global-ragamuffin]

I don’t know if it would be as great as you think, it could be disastrous… As much as I’d love to meet everyone face to face, I also… don’t think it’s worth a potential reality-ending event.

[sugarandpoisonspikes]

...if anyone tries to kill you, I have a lot of pretty knives I could try on them.

Also, I see nothing wrong with a little disaster now and then, keeps life interesting. As long as reality doesn't actually fizz out, that is, because that sounds too boring to contemplate.

...unless ending reality gives one reality-warping powers. Do you think Wanda would know?

[global-ragamuffin]

I don’t know. I need to do some research. I’ve never been much of a scientist, but I think I might have to think like a scientist to come up with reasonable theories for what could be happening.

I need answers.

[cso-spock]

You're in need of a scientist? I may be able to help.

[global-ragamuffin]

Wait holy shit hello-

Uh- yes that could work- thank you- also nice to meet you-

[cso-spock]

Greetings, I'm Chief Medical Officer Spock of the Starship Enterprise, and it seems you may have some information on why I ended up here.

[global-ragamuffin]

I’m Rags, and I swear I have no idea how you got here. Um… are you able to describe your surroundings? Are you still on your ship or are you on Earth??

[cso-spock]

Unfortunate. My crewmates and I seemingly have ended up at your current time, 21st century Earth, somewhere in the US. We don't have access to our ship or any of our technology except for our thermodynamic uniforms.

[global-ragamuffin]

Huh… okay… um… I think you might want to lay low for a bit so you don’t attract too much attention that could lead to people asking questions. I don’t know how else to help, sorry. I hope you’re able to get back to your ship soon.

[cso-spock]

I welcome questions that would assist in getting us back to our ship and time, or aid us in understanding the multiverse. Other than that, I'll respond to what I can, how I can. I may ask you questions, seeing as you seem to have some knowledge of these 'characters', and understanding of the multiverse. I appreciate your assistance thus far.

[global-ragamuffin]

Mimi and Bones are getting along, thankfully. Well… Bones refuses to leave my closet, but he’s… I think he’s smiling? It’s hard for me to read expressions. Especially when his mouth isn’t visible so I can only tell his emotions by his eyes. I’m gonna get them both some fruit. Maybe Bones should have some milk, too? I feel like that would help him grow stronger. Or at least the skull on his head… poor guy…

[sugarandpoisonspikes]

Rags the Pokémon daycare worker! Rags the kind, compassionate Pokéfriend!

Say hi to Bones and Mimi from me, Rags!

[global-ragamuffin]

They say hello back!

I don’t know if I can handle any more Pokémon than this, to be honest. Raising Pokémon in video game form is easy, but raising Pokémon in real life is a whole other ball game. I don’t know where Bones came from. I think this time the egg really came from another world by accident. Seems like I was too hasty when I said before that I didn’t see any damage done to my reality after that post…

[sugarandpoisonspikes]

Mmmmmmhm, presumably we share a reality, and I haven't noticed anything off here, but I'll keep my eyes open for anything.

Maybe realities are starting to merge, with you as the linchpin, due to that post? Or maybe that egg appearance is a halfway common occurrence, and people just never notice. People CAN be oblivious.

[global-ragamuffin]

If the multiverse is merging into one big universe… I don’t know how that will work. From what I can tell so far, no one has been harmed, but I’m still worried something could go wrong… I haven’t told anyone outside of this group of users about my adventures yet, but if someone I don’t know finds out, I don’t know what will happen. There are too many unknown variables…

[sugarandpoisonspikes]

Well, the unknown variables make it interesting, methinks.

Also, if someone else finds out, alerting Big Brother sounds prudent. He's got his fingers in a lot of pies, metaphorical and otherwise, after all, so he should be the one to deal with the fallout.

As for how a merged universe would work, no idea, but we'd get to meet sooooooo many fun people, like Jim Moriarty, and House, and... My phone said senate, so...

Go, multiverse, go! Merge and splice! I want my hug!

[global-ragamuffin]

I don’t know if it would be as great as you think, it could be disastrous… As much as I’d love to meet everyone face to face, I also… don’t think it’s worth a potential reality-ending event.

[sugarandpoisonspikes]

...if anyone tries to kill you, I have a lot of pretty knives I could try on them.

Also, I see nothing wrong with a little disaster now and then, keeps life interesting. As long as reality doesn't actually fizz out, that is, because that sounds too boring to contemplate.

...unless ending reality gives one reality-warping powers. Do you think Wanda would know?

[global-ragamuffin]

I don’t know. I need to do some research. I’ve never been much of a scientist, but I think I might have to think like a scientist to come up with reasonable theories for what could be happening.

I need answers.

[cso-spock]

You're in need of a scientist? I may be able to help.

[global-ragamuffin]

Wait holy shit hello-

Uh- yes that could work- thank you- also nice to meet you-

[cso-spock]

Greetings, I'm Chief Medical Officer Spock of the Starship Enterprise, and it seems you may have some information on why I ended up here.

[global-ragamuffin]

I’m Rags, and I swear I have no idea how you got here. Um… are you able to describe your surroundings? Are you still on your ship or are you on Earth??

[cso-spock]

Unfortunate. My crewmates and I seemingly have ended up at your current time, 21st century Earth, somewhere in the US. We don't have access to our ship or any of our technology except for our thermodynamic uniforms.

[global-ragamuffin]

Mimi and Bones are getting along, thankfully. Well… Bones refuses to leave my closet, but he’s… I think he’s smiling? It’s hard for me to read expressions. Especially when his mouth isn’t visible so I can only tell his emotions by his eyes. I’m gonna get them both some fruit. Maybe Bones should have some milk, too? I feel like that would help him grow stronger. Or at least the skull on his head… poor guy…

[sugarandpoisonspikes]

Rags the Pokémon daycare worker! Rags the kind, compassionate Pokéfriend!

Say hi to Bones and Mimi from me, Rags!

[global-ragamuffin]

They say hello back!

I don’t know if I can handle any more Pokémon than this, to be honest. Raising Pokémon in video game form is easy, but raising Pokémon in real life is a whole other ball game. I don’t know where Bones came from. I think this time the egg really came from another world by accident. Seems like I was too hasty when I said before that I didn’t see any damage done to my reality after that post…

[sugarandpoisonspikes]

Mmmmmmhm, presumably we share a reality, and I haven't noticed anything off here, but I'll keep my eyes open for anything.

Maybe realities are starting to merge, with you as the linchpin, due to that post? Or maybe that egg appearance is a halfway common occurrence, and people just never notice. People CAN be oblivious.

[global-ragamuffin]

If the multiverse is merging into one big universe… I don’t know how that will work. From what I can tell so far, no one has been harmed, but I’m still worried something could go wrong… I haven’t told anyone outside of this group of users about my adventures yet, but if someone I don’t know finds out, I don’t know what will happen. There are too many unknown variables…

[sugarandpoisonspikes]

Well, the unknown variables make it interesting, methinks.

Also, if someone else finds out, alerting Big Brother sounds prudent. He's got his fingers in a lot of pies, metaphorical and otherwise, after all, so he should be the one to deal with the fallout.

As for how a merged universe would work, no idea, but we'd get to meet sooooooo many fun people, like Jim Moriarty, and House, and... My phone said senate, so...

Go, multiverse, go! Merge and splice! I want my hug!

[global-ragamuffin]

I don’t know if it would be as great as you think, it could be disastrous… As much as I’d love to meet everyone face to face, I also… don’t think it’s worth a potential reality-ending event.

[sugarandpoisonspikes]

...if anyone tries to kill you, I have a lot of pretty knives I could try on them.

Also, I see nothing wrong with a little disaster now and then, keeps life interesting. As long as reality doesn't actually fizz out, that is, because that sounds too boring to contemplate.

...unless ending reality gives one reality-warping powers. Do you think Wanda would know?

[global-ragamuffin]

I don’t know. I need to do some research. I’ve never been much of a scientist, but I think I might have to think like a scientist to come up with reasonable theories for what could be happening.

I need answers.

[cso-spock]

You're in need of a scientist? I may be able to help.

[global-ragamuffin]

Wait holy shit hello-

Uh- yes that could work- thank you- also nice to meet you-

[cso-spock]

Greetings, I'm Chief Medical Officer Spock of the Starship Enterprise, and it seems you may have some information on why I ended up here.

[cso-spock]

What's your favorite thing about Earth?

The improbable fact that, despite all their fighting in the past, humans have managed to thrive, and explore. It's an admirable quality, the species' resilience.

[global-ragamuffin]

Mimi and Bones are getting along, thankfully. Well… Bones refuses to leave my closet, but he’s… I think he’s smiling? It’s hard for me to read expressions. Especially when his mouth isn’t visible so I can only tell his emotions by his eyes. I’m gonna get them both some fruit. Maybe Bones should have some milk, too? I feel like that would help him grow stronger. Or at least the skull on his head… poor guy…

[sugarandpoisonspikes]

Rags the Pokémon daycare worker! Rags the kind, compassionate Pokéfriend!

Say hi to Bones and Mimi from me, Rags!

[global-ragamuffin]

They say hello back!

I don’t know if I can handle any more Pokémon than this, to be honest. Raising Pokémon in video game form is easy, but raising Pokémon in real life is a whole other ball game. I don’t know where Bones came from. I think this time the egg really came from another world by accident. Seems like I was too hasty when I said before that I didn’t see any damage done to my reality after that post…

[sugarandpoisonspikes]

Mmmmmmhm, presumably we share a reality, and I haven't noticed anything off here, but I'll keep my eyes open for anything.

Maybe realities are starting to merge, with you as the linchpin, due to that post? Or maybe that egg appearance is a halfway common occurrence, and people just never notice. People CAN be oblivious.

[global-ragamuffin]

If the multiverse is merging into one big universe… I don’t know how that will work. From what I can tell so far, no one has been harmed, but I’m still worried something could go wrong… I haven’t told anyone outside of this group of users about my adventures yet, but if someone I don’t know finds out, I don’t know what will happen. There are too many unknown variables…

[sugarandpoisonspikes]

Well, the unknown variables make it interesting, methinks.

Also, if someone else finds out, alerting Big Brother sounds prudent. He's got his fingers in a lot of pies, metaphorical and otherwise, after all, so he should be the one to deal with the fallout.

As for how a merged universe would work, no idea, but we'd get to meet sooooooo many fun people, like Jim Moriarty, and House, and... My phone said senate, so...

Go, multiverse, go! Merge and splice! I want my hug!

[global-ragamuffin]

I don’t know if it would be as great as you think, it could be disastrous… As much as I’d love to meet everyone face to face, I also… don’t think it’s worth a potential reality-ending event.

[sugarandpoisonspikes]

...if anyone tries to kill you, I have a lot of pretty knives I could try on them.

Also, I see nothing wrong with a little disaster now and then, keeps life interesting. As long as reality doesn't actually fizz out, that is, because that sounds too boring to contemplate.

...unless ending reality gives one reality-warping powers. Do you think Wanda would know?

[global-ragamuffin]

I don’t know. I need to do some research. I’ve never been much of a scientist, but I think I might have to think like a scientist to come up with reasonable theories for what could be happening.

I need answers.

[cso-spock]

You're in need of a scientist? I may be able to help.

[foamloam]

Spock y gato pt 3: Spock es GATO! (And Kirk too)

[bamfspock]

Starfleet regulation says top tier flirting only

[cso-spock]

This is simply intellectual conversation. I see no flirting here.

[leagueofakimbo]

He is just fine . Mhm .

[cso-spock]

Surak is more than fine, he is the greatest philosopher there has ever been.

[cso-spock]

What do you think of tumblr so far?

From an archeological standpoint, it's extremely fascinating.

In terms of if it will be useful for getting back to our time, it is worthless. But the captain believes this endeavor shall be useful, so I will continue blogging on here for as long as we're stuck here.

[cso-spock]

Wait, if you’re from the future then does that mean we figure out how to travel through time?? If so, that is AWESOME!!!

I cannot confirm or deny this. However, I can offer a brief summary of how I (along with the rest of the crew) ended up here without revealing classified information.

The captain had received orders from Starfleet, a space force, to send emergency supplies to the planet Wevel IV in the Gamma Quadrant. En route, we encountered a mysterious phenomenon that looked like a star, but was the size of... a small 'football' field. This star progressively inched closer to us until we were blinded by it.

When we were next able to see, we were on Earth, with nothing but our uniforms.

[tos-fanart]

Art by Adam Forster / Future

Guitarworld 12/2022

[cso-spock]

I'm not sure who this is but we seem amenable. Based off the disco ball in the back, I would guess that this is from the late 20th century. I am not sure why I'm smiling in this magazine.

[skermit]

The iconic trio of plush Kirk, Spock, and Bones all together, ready to boldly go where no one has gone before ✨

[Originally posted on IG 4 November 2022]

[cso-spock]

Lovely.

[robotspock]

new art style. tried with spocko : )

[cso-spock]

You have my approval.

[gayfour]

[jvlianbashir]

*mousegirl on the bridge* permission to squeak freely, captain?

[spockeveryday]

[cso-spock]

Fascinating.