[hausmensch]

Damned if you scooby doo, damned if you scooby don’t…

[hungwy]

Let dogs and cats sniff… Just let them fhcnking sniff… They love it

[teenscoolest]

[the-lastunicorn-deactivated2018]

[earthdad]

i don’t like this

[tankaramo]

me: *has a breakdown over smth stupid* me @ me:

[finalfantasyvii]

we piss these shitties

[lmaonade]

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[worldofstoners]

😮

[neildegrassetysonofficial]

What do you know about ball lightning?

I can control it as easily as my own hands.

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

haha so you’re saying you like to control balls neil?

[neildegrassetysonofficial]

I could send 2000 volts directly into your spinal column without even lifting a finger.

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

fuck flat earth. investigate large frog!

[hollowtones]

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

really fucking awesome and i want to see bloodshed

[tastefullyoffensive]

[cstickz]

My Brain: Eat

Me: Okay, what should we make?

My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.

[answeringemails]

imagine: clear skin with no weird texture or redness

[shameshack]

[luckable]

concept: we are married and you make me the happiest i’ve ever been

[mojav]