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@cthulhu-called
Hi hello I made this account because I was being cowardly and didn't want to horny post on main. Would be fun to make some friends in this community considering I'm fairly new here
Minors please dni
Because I don't want anyone I know to find this account, if you want to call me anything, call me A :)
When you say “fuck a sword” please tell me you mean that real actually series you have (which is very cool btw, would love to die being stabbed in a duel with you) (like literally actual one not figuratively)
I mean that I'll fuck a sword. Use the scabbard like a grinder, fuck myself with the handle, and if I can get away with it without it being considered a "real weapon"- the blade
Out of joking spite there's now a foam spear on my list. It would have been a real one but all of the spears were like 90 dollars and for hunting boar, and didn't look nearly as comfortable to fuck.
Leather fetishes are back in cuz everything is polyester these days.. touching real HQ material in 2026 is enough to give anyone a little sexual zing
In case you needed to hear this today, you’re setting a good example by being a reprehensible pervert. It’s your moral duty, in fact. Especially in this day and age.
collar your top. they need it
if you leash them you can yank them down while they mount you. btw
why are you saying "please" while jerking off. who are you asking. the ghosts ?
Can't ever complain about a tummy ache after eating chocolate your boyfriend will compare you to a dog
Fyi if you jerk him off nice and slow and edge him and call him a stupid boy and tell him that he's only going to be allowed to cum if he barks for you like a good boy he'll make the most adorable puppy noises before you know it
posting these here too after many requests
teasing a dragon sexually is entertaining☝️but watch out
im in bed with my girlfriend n because I'm still recovering from bottom surgery so I'm not very mobile and I can't be horny.
she just went "can i say one really horny thing" n i was like okay! so she leaned close and whispered into my ear: "you cant run away from me" and jesusfuckehgienfjwkfbsifnwifkakfbeixnyj
the inside of a boy's mouth is a special soft place for you to put your fingers :3
My most toxic trait is creating food chains for how I percieve kink subcultures
Updates!
Pilot category was added to better define mechsplo dynamics and a speculative connection thanks to @local-moonbat
The Rape bait and Snuff bait categories have been added after reinterpreting the suggestion of "meat" by @kittenwithabelle
Foxes and ponies have been added and a speculative connection has been drawn between royalty and the clergy thanks to contributions from @a-saphire-lily and @kitsune-pop
Plushies dominating littles has been added thanks to contributions from @guslavosyiff which is something I had never considered
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