First to jump the shark wins!

He/Him | Tired anarchist nuzlocker https://youtube.com/@weterpete?si=AQpmYOKZJtxryQ1a https://boxd.it/7W3DP

[weterpete]

Um no I'm pretty sure those are both switches

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[toskarin]

[surrounded exclusively by the highly cultivated circle of people I don't find it difficult to be around] it's crazy how every media property I dislike is widely panned yet still succeeds

[konoko]

[thysannia]

[theonion]

[sourcreammachine]

when i’m in a Burn down on Friday 17 July 2026 due to an easily preventable electrical fire when faulty wiring ignites at 14:11:26 UTC+1 in the corridor outside Committee Room 16 claiming the lives of 43 people who couldn’t successfully evacuate due to the outdated and inaccessible state of the building, and my opponent is Charles Barry’s neogothic masterpiece the Palace of Westminster, home to the uk parliament

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

what

[ysolt]

i feel literally like a peasant i had to book my imax ticket for the odyssee A WEEK in advance just to get any kind of seat??? germans dont go to the theatre like this what are you talking about

[ysolt]

AND ITS AN 11am SCREENING.

[mutationgirl]

meant: I’ll think about it

said: I’ll grink about it

cause: grinch spores

moral: none

[importantcatpics]

[necromancelena]

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

[kaylmao]

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[hypersensationalism]

how it feels to get home and jerk off

[sm2k99]

the for you page thinks I'm a gnome

[klapollo]

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

[klapollo]

Outbreak of diarrhea-causing parasite grows to more than 1,000 cases

Michigan is experiencing its largest outbreak of a parasitic infection that causes severe diarrhea. Nearly 1,000 people have been diagnosed

this is not life-threatening, but also who wants weeks of diarrhea and a fucking parasite in them lol. if you suspect you've already had this and it's passed, i would see a doctor. you might need an antiparasitic anyway. if you're actively sick, see a doctor and they might be able to prescribe medication to help you get over it faster.

try to avoid eating raw vegetables, scrub fruit with a produce brush and rinse thoroughly with water. again, don't bother with premade greens or bagged salads. if you buy lettuce, remove the outer 2-3 layers of leaves.

there are UNVERIFIED rumors that the greens have been linked to a company that sources to taco bell. some locations have been actively pulling fresh ingredients like lettuce, avocado, and pico de gallo to mitigate the threat, so i would avoid any products from them just in case. considering how vast supply chains are, i'd be wary of any fast food greens in general for now.

[spidersinmysoup]

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

[neurotoxinsonline]