Sexual Fantasies

23 They/Them: maasive cop kink acck

[cthulusserpentisrising]

Hello There, if you stumbled into my blog, welcome 🙏

+18 Only, read at your own risk*

Currently going to be editing this pinned post over time and what not but in the mean time here are some rules.

Please enjoy the smut, I know it's not perfect, but it's been awhile and I'm trying to improve each day.

Don't be an ass, if you don't like something leave, idc if my writing bothers you go away.

I guess if you want to ask me any questions they're all welcomed I don't mind answering.

Thanks for visiting my slice of paradise >_<

[egberts]

one of the most fucked up aspects of being an adult is really how life-goes-on everything is. like you can be dealing with the most fucked up trauma-drama-grief and still have to sleep and eat food to survive and like. poop. pooping while you're really sad shouldn't be a thing but it is. we don't have a say in the matter. life goes on

[frenchfineguy]

[stilldreamingaboutdicks]

All mine.

[cthulusserpentisrising]

i feel like its bad i still sorta have a old crush on this cop still

[depsidase]

[cthulusserpentisrising]

I feel so dead inside, I have to make a $900 payment by the 3rd of next month and I'm contemplating life 🫠

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[teenyweenynotepad]

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

[pink-bimbo-bitch-deactivated202]

Hey, you're not broken if you can't cum quickly. You're not broken if you do cum quickly.

You're not broken if fingering doesn't get you going.

You're not broken if playing with you clit doesn't get you close.

You're not broken if jacking off alone can't ever get you to cum.

You're not broken if anal stimulation can't get you to cum.

You're not broken if you haven't cum yet ever. You're not broken if you haven't orgasmed ever.

Every body is different. Be patient with yours.

[talisidekick]

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

[pantheonbooks]

“To die, it’s easy.... But you have to struggle for life.” —The Complete Maus, Art Spiegelman

Originally published in 1991, Art Spiegelman’s Pulitzer Prize–winning masterpiece has been praised and criticized, lauded as one of the greatest Holocaust tales ever penned, and infamously banned for “rough” language and nudity. 

[thedeadlysins00-deactivated2024]

Love is spreading your ass to show him your holes

[toe-grinder616]

[autumncottageattic]

thisquitelife

[astrongandsteadyheart]

i need an orgasm and some ice cream and a nice deep sleep

[lionram-deactivated20240128]

[cute-catts]

[parakeet]

😂😂😂

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

men will go through so much mental effort constructing intricate scenarios instead of just admitting that they might actually be a little bi-curious or whatever