[bl-ossomed]

[newkidsonmycock16]

[comesweetmisery]

[theproblematicblogger]

I am not a “put the spider outside” person let me be absolutely clear about that

[emotional-karuma]

Money absolutely does buy happiness. You are probably just spending it wrong give it to me I’ll show you how it’s done

[clinique-faceforward]

“Don’t ever think you’re not capable.”

- Hannah Bronfman

[queenlydias]

[mansardroof]

2014:

2015:

Poland, what happened?

[frederick-the-great]

they found Jesus

[strawberryzebra]

Here’s some of the best senior quotes from my school’s yearbook for this year…

[cthwhat]

Cashier: That'll be $4.03

Me: I only have $4...

Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents

Me:...........

Cashier:........

Me: what are we?

[munies-moved]

and suddenly I know where half the people I follow are from

[bichael-deactivated20151226]

[cthwhat]

BBC Radio 1′s Big Weekend

[cxddly-calxm-deactivated2016021]

DATING ASHTON

him making sure that you know he loves you

would he say it a lot

“hey babe? i love you.”

giggling at everything remotely funny that happens to you

hold your hand when out

run his fingers through your hair when alone

lots of tight hugging

serious conversations

“babe, do you think a plant has feelings?” “ashton, it’s 1am, go back to sleep.”

forhead kisses

teaching you how to twirl a drumstick

showering together

“your stubble is scratching me”

singing songs together with ridiculous voices

braiding his hair

him attempting to braid your hair

“if you metion KFC one more time during dinner I will stab you with my fork”

poking his dimples

him not always replying when you call because he’s drumming

“AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE!“ “OI, OI, OI!”

(see also dating calum // luke // michael)

masterlist

[its-the-sos-deactivated20160916]

It’s that “time of the month” and you’re spooning with Luke but you can tell he’s in “the mood.” He keeps trying to touch you but you’re really tired and you dont want to deal with him so you grumpily push his hands away. To your delight he starts to sing you to sleep singing “beside you” but when he gets to the chorus he giggles and says “I wish I was, I wish I was, INSIDE YOU” and you’re so annoyed that you kick him but you can’t help but laugh cAN SOMEONE FIND MY CHILL I SEEM TO HAVE MISPLACED IT

[saferrtohateher-deactivated2017]

ive been trying to hit 2k followers for months n im only 8 away help ya girl out

[little-layouts]

✧ like/reblog if you save, please ✧ credits here and do not steal!

[damian-shadow]

[guidetrainlove-deactivated20200]

One that maintains a conversation record. YES…FUCKING…PLEASE

[hart-2big]

I will reblog this every time it is on my dash until this happens. (and don’t get rid of the messages I already have when you make the switch)

[weaboo-hipster-trash-blog]

Yes! Please! Dammit, like now ;-;