hold me down.

everybody's waiting up to hear if i dare speak your name put it deep beneath the track like the hole you left in me and everybody wants to know about how it felt to hear you scream they know you walk like you're a god they can't believe i made you w e a k.

[phoebewallersbridge]

[ctrlsxwyer-blog]

「sms」 ─> open.

HUNTER: idk proud ? you're straight and you still got a guy's phone number that's a pretty big achievement

HUNTER: as long as he's not cuter than me i am proud as well

HUNTER: but more importantly what's on that pizza? and can i have a slice if i ask nicely

SAWYER: i feel very accomplished what better way to spend a saturday than chatting up the pizza guy???

SAWYER: awe c'mon man you know i only have eyes for you

SAWYER: sausage of course and maaaybe if you are extra nice

[ctrlsxwyer-blog]

「sms」 ─> open.

HALEY: aww a regular lorena bobbitt

HALEY: I mean I always knew you we're jealous but I just assumed it was bc of Hunter :// it all make sense

HALEY: sigh

SAWYER: well i mean hunter is mine, so.

SAWYER: it's unfair really my legs are much better than yours

[ctrlsxwyer-blog]

「sms」 ─> open.

JULIETTA: that is what i'm talking about

JULIETTA: just be sure to get pineapple on at least one of the pizzas

SAWYER: ew

SAWYER: pineapple is NOT a topping okay

[matthewdaddariodaily]

[ctrlsxwyer-blog]

「sms」 ─> open.

VALENTINA: you're not that tall you piece of shit

VALENTINA: get over yourself please

VALENTINA: if you think im going to let you die that peacefully you are sadly mistaken

VALENTINA: and you are the king of the douchbags so?

SAWYER: i am a giant compared to you don't front

SAWYER: sorry i can't hear you from all the way up here

SAWYER: and you are the queen of the itty bitty titty committee

SAWYER: what else is new???

[ctrlsxwyer-blog]

「sms」 ─> open.

JULIETTA: kick it up a notch, take it to the bedroom and get a lifetime supply of free pizza

JULIETTA: AND breadsticks - it's a win-win

SAWYER: i will gladly pimp myself out for pizza

SAWYER: it is my one true love after all

[ctrlsxwyer-blog]

「sms」 ─> open.

VALENTINA: hey kid i think you were just looking into a mirror though

VALENTINA: your blood on my shirt when i kill you won't come out in the wash though

VALENTINA: I CARE YOU SWINE I FUCKIGN CARE

SAWYER: nah this troll was like two feet tall def you

SAWYER: if you think you can get rid of me that easily you are sadly mistaken

SAWYER: you are a disgrace wow

[ctrlsxwyer-blog]

「sms」 ─> open.

JULIETTA: feel lucky

JULIETTA: a pizza guy has NEVER hit on me before

JULIETTA: you best be taking advantage of that - get them free pizzas galore

SAWYER: maybe i'll take him out

SAWYER: and we can get some free breadsticks up in here

[matthewdaddarioedits]

[ctrlsxwyer-blog]

「sms」 ─> open.

VALENTINA: have you seen urself ur fugly

VALENTINA: if the fate of humanity rested on me fucking you i would let humans die out

VALENTINA: i would shoot myself in the face before fucking you

VALENTINA: if you're going to quote the grinch do it right you uncultured swine

VALENTINA: it's a thirty-nine and a half foot pole

SAWYER: you know i legit mistook you for a troll yesterday

SAWYER: it all comes out in the wash VAL

SAWYER: sex is overrated anyway

SAWYER: who cares how fucking long the pole is

SAWYER: the sentiment is still the same

[ctrlsxwyer-blog]

「sms」 ─> open.

HALEY: idk sawyer maybe she has a threesome kink

HALEY: why do you hate me? my quads are sore af today :(

SAWYER: or she could cut my balls off

SAWYER: you never know

SAWYER: bc you look way better in a cheer skirt than i do obvs

[ctrlsxwyer-blog]

「sms」 ─> open.

HALEY: awww are you going to call him? xx

HALEY: also I'm sooo hungry bring me some

SAWYER: i'm sure dora would love that

SAWYER: i mean he was attractive tho for a dude that is

SAWYER: get off your ass and come get some

[ctrlsxwyer-blog]

「sms」 ─> open.

VALENTINA: ew whO THE FUCK WOULD HIT ON YOU

VALENTINA: was the poor thing blind?????

VALENTINA: you should have let him fuck you in the ass

VALENTINA: with a rusty chainsaw pls

SAWYER: excuse me i am a very attractive man

SAWYER: just shut the hell up and admit you'd fuck me already

SAWYER: at least someone WANTS to fuck me

SAWYER: no one would touch you with a ten foot pole

[ctrlsxwyer-blog]

「sms」 ─> open.

SAWYER: the pizza guy just hit on me

SAWYER: i am not sure how to feel about this

SAWYER: but on the bright side i got free pizza

SAWYER: and a phone number

[ctrlsxwyer-blog]

*✧·˚. ☪ ・°sms : open

valentina: delete yourself from this fucking planet please

valentina: u r not recognizing true comedy

sawyer: that would be a disservice considering i am practically jesus

sawyer: you wouldn't know true comedy if it round kicked you in the face

[ctrlsxwyer-blog]

*✧·˚. ☪ ・°sms : open

valentina: i put my fist in your face

valentina: i put my foot up your ass

valentina: im going you strangle you any chance i can

valentina: you do the hokey pokey and you dive into a ditch thats what it's all about

sawyer: what are you doing with your life

sawyer: delete my number immediately