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Cub | She/Her | self insertion | Homestuck centric but multi fandom supportive | nsfw at times

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which one of y'all’s f/o’s has to hang this up in the window lmao

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Me, crying: I love @zydrate-dealer so much

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fun game!! dont look at my about and guess these things based on how you perceive me:

age pronouns and gender zodiac sign romantic status eye color hobbies introverted / extroverted favorite season

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:o)

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@zydrate-dealer is a Britney Spears fan

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@zydrate-dealer hasn’t bathed in twenty years

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*32 years

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@zydrate-dealer hasn't bathed in twenty years

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@zydrate-dealer 's name is Clarence

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@zydrate-dealer is a wonderful boyfriend who im supremely proud of

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@cub-shipping only makes callout posts about me because she wants to show off her amazing boyfriend to all her friends and wants attention from me.

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Okay that's true

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@cub-shipping is a bottom

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and a slut

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@zydrate-dealer gets off on dead things

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I've actually considered going into accounting.

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Why didn't I think of that? @bunnilla-bean @zydrate-dealer

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I’m in the lead 2-1

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Alright you possum lookin ass

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@zydrate-dealer likes anal

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so me and the boyfriend @clergymime [go follow he’s hot and posts mega rad aesthetics i know yall clownfuckers like that shit] just watched repo a genetic opera and it got me thinking

how do people break out into song in musicals so damn easily i mean its like natural

i’d be like this