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  The cubic family usually makes no sense, and i am taking over the job of capturing the most entertaining examples of their ramblings. Submissions are always open, but don't send them to the askbox. And no, I will not add a link to the video.  

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You know what I really love doing? It's raping women. I mean, raping women is the best thing.

Dan

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Somtines I feel sorry for poor Daniel

~reblogs are appreciated~

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Don't eat babies, eat kids.

Dan`

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The Terminus of the Burning Abyss, which is what I call my asshole

Dan

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Not dead

Hi stuff happened, back now, more soon.

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I'm watching a somber giraffe what the fuck is happening!

Dan

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Don't do anal sex or David Cameron will be sad.

Dan

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Remember al qaeda? They were fun.

Dan

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I like to collect tampons out of women.

Dan

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Comoth at me vine brother

Dan

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Ass skidmarks

Dan

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I just needed head

Dan

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Piss the bed and call me Daisy!

Dan

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Well twist my nipple nuts and call me Susan!

Dan

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OHHHHH! Homosexuality!

Dan

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I came!

Dan

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DID YOU COUNTER MY PUNCH WITH YOUR FACE?

Dan