“what?” “nothing”

tsh shitpost shitblog i ♥️ book 1 charles ao3 slut

[cubiiumeamus]

all im saying is that henry winter is an ao3 warrior. oh okay he was bedridden for a good chunk of his childhood. all he could do was “read” . okay buddy. i know what you are

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[emesissy]

desire is the root of all yayyy desire is so fun i love to desire

[tankhall]

i think the most beautiful thing about being a human is the capacity to change

[gmx-posts]

Richard: I'm actually a pretty good liar

Bunny (who's apparently the dumbest in the group): so what school did you say you went to again

[2colde]

[manichewitz]

ever since i was a little girl i wanted to be a man with a homoerotic years long incredibly intense friendship with another man

[lucydacusgirl]

Oh no job for me thanks I just wanted to fill out this really long and condescending job application for you☺️

[cubiiumeamus]

does anyone else get the unbearable urge to make moodboards and pinterest boards for your favorite fics or is it just me

[cubiiumeamus]

RIP bunny corcoran you would have loved modern day prank calls to food chain restaurants

[strokingout]

hold on i have to do everything

[spac3dementiaa]

preach.

[havusen]

in rome, there’s a way to call stingy people or cheapstakes, and it’s “er macarena”

how when it’s time to pay, these people will pat their bust as if to look for their wallet (which is obviously not there) resembling the macarena dance.

when bunny and henry were in rome, i like to think that if bunny had the decency to at least pretend to want to pay and not just outright wait for henry to cover it, some waiter might have seen this movement and immediately muttered “er macarena”

[chemerges]

[thepoetsandtheplays]

far be it for me to agree with richard papen but he really was onto something with the whole i am nothing in my soul if not obsessive thing like yeah. that’s exactly the kind of poetic, pretentious shit i’d say to romanticise the fact that i have never liked anything in a normal way either

[chemerges]

[picturesque-atall-costs]

me and my favorite stresstoy <3