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daftpatience

algo keeps giving me the Wrong Kind of fat fashion content

#Dodle

honeydewdrops333

what doesn’t kill you makes your nervous system more sensitive for the rest of your life

fuchsianreactor

(to the tune of mary had a little lamb): mary had a little lamb

raccoonmilf

I don’t have a raccoon daughter because I’m a raccoon biologist. I have a raccoon daughter because I moved to South Africa because I had what I thought was a “prophetic dream” (I had scurvy and also an evil psychiatrist prescribing me the wrong meds) where I was in South Africa and there was billboard with a woman on it in a lab coat holding a red fox and a raccoon that said “Dr Foxy: This Could Be You!” And then in the dream I looked across the street and saw a billboard the said “Come Visit Hooters in South Africa.” And I woke up and was like “I know what I need to do” which was not “go to school to study native wildlife” but instead was “visit Hooters in South Africa.” But I didn’t want to go for just a little while because it was expensive and I didn’t like the idea of the long flight, but I knew I HAD to go to the Hooters in South Africa. So I figured it would be more economical to just go and finish art school there. Except COVID happened and I literally got trapped there and the hooters in the city I moved to had apparently been closed for years and also I got a concussion and when I went to the doctor they said I had scurvy. So I had to do intensive eating treatment where I drank a lot of fruit juice and also learned to eat macaroni that was shapes other than SpongeBob. And after listening to my yapping about raccoons, my therapist, who had never met a raccoon, told me I should get a raccoon to help me keep fresh fruits in the house. And so when I got back to America I found someone trying to get rid of one Facebook because it was apparently evil and bit her toddler and then I did.

And now I’m a raccoon biologist.

gaytanic-panic

pegasuskiss

pictochat! 🖊️

zmeess

commission for @vampiricapparition, his characters Jackalope and Azvameth! thank you for commissioning me 💜

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vampiricapparition

MY THEY!!!!! MY BOYS!!!! THEY ALL!!!

#WOW #blew my hat off #Art inspo

rogdona

winonaparadise

they're calling it the healthiest way anyone's ever engaged with art

revretch

So I was curious as to where the term "boobs" ever came from and apparently this is one of the first known uses of it:

Thank you, Henry Miller, author of Sexus (1949)

jetix

shamebats

[image ID: TikTok comment by Spedubopy: I once had a german bouncer look at my pre transition-ID and then back at me and just go "ja das ist an improvement" /end ID]