his majesty the spinach

main: hoesevelt

[cupofwater6]

[vampifae]

happy birthday 2 my boys

[retiredjanitors]

see if you can wrestle me to the ground!

[shivjoys]

[wambsganss]

happy 1 year of nero and sporus

[muadweeb]

literally my fav tiktoker

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

Cousin Greg is the type of guy to stack a bunch of food together as a sandwich and unhinge his jaw and eat it in one fell chomp. Cousin Greg is the type of guy to get a popsicle and descend on it to it’s base and when he pulls off of it only a clean stick remains

[satyriconmp3]

[bleachersgirl]

so thankful for tiktok user taylorgraysen in these trying times

[maycate]

when you’re in love with two people but neither of them want you back

[hansoeii]

So I watched succession...

[dogplayingpoker]

would you rather have a tomgreg son or a kenstewy daughter

[thebu]

if i found out i was having a tomgreg son i would get an abortion. if i had a kenstewy daughter i would spare no expense for her and buy her designer clothes for her first day of kindergarten and hire a professional photographer to capture all of her important milestones on camera and she would never have to work a day in her life because i would financially support her forever

[mymycorrhizae]

Do you want a deal with the devil?

[molekularinspektor]

[captaincyndimi]

happy shareholder sunday

[captaincyndimi]

i’m so sorry this only makes sense if you read this post

he doesn’t realize he’s about to lose a hand

[thecyndimistuff]

cousin greg looks like someone put the little murder boy from umbrella academy through a taffy stretcher

[thecyndimistuff]

cw pinky and the brain adaptation