pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago
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pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago
have you noticed that everything depends on various factors
im an adult man who lives a cuteness lifestyle
me: yeah i guess its not even a kink thing really, like yeah i want a mommy but moreso i just want the kindness i was never afforded in childhood
mob guy: yeah. i undastand dat. my mudda, god rest her soul, was a complicated woman,
THiNGS YOU NEED BEFORE YOU DO BDSM:
first aid kit
tourniquet
narcan
at least 8gb ram
childhood photo album
acetone
thirty decoy safewords (zero real ones)
headlamp
updated wills for all participants (preferably notarized)
getaway vehicle
a pack of cigs and a few beers
PSAT score of at least 90th percentile or higher
spare tire
working knowledge of microsoft excel and powerpoint
small bills, for the tip
an up-to-date road atlas
a drive to succeed and innovate in a fast-paced, forward-thinking environment
noise-cancelling headphones (one pair per participant)
bolt cutters
at least C1 knowledge of standard chinese
gamefaqs guide
permission slip signed by a parent or guardian
spare penis
*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer
I hope having sex thinks about me too
i used to follow someone who would reblog this post like 50 times a day and i tried to filter it but because i filtered it using the whole phrase i would see them all anyway but it made the whole post funnier to me so i left it like that and now every time i see this i smile fondly
I can't tell you how strange it felt to see a post with this photo attached, bc I also have this post blocked in the exact same way
Though to be fair it's nice to know I'm not alone
would you still love me if i was losing my grip a little bit more each day
The light inside an oven is crucial to getting breads to rise. Without the light inside simulating the sun, the bread can't tell which way is up, leaving it twisted and ruined.
im fucking crying
Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).
When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".
When the boat is still being built, your say "it".
When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".
When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".
When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.
If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").
If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")
If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").
If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.
If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.
I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.
Hit "view post" and lost it
explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly
collection of needle-felted ducks july 2025 - april 2026
The evil spirit sitting like that reminded me of Truth from Fullmetal Alchemist. Completely different situation though.
goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries