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howdy I'm cucumber and i like piss and stuff. I use he/him and ey/em pronouns. I draw mostly furries and a couple other fandoms. read my kinks page before requesting. Anyone under 18 is getting blocked.

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Music video blue boy's canon age is up to 22. His creators confirmed it. People need to... chill

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a dear friend requested shibari of that music video blue boy and who am i to say no to that?? love him

[transromansanders]

11 Questions Tag

Rules: Answer the 11 questions of the person who tagged you, make up 11 questions and tag 11 people to answer them! I was tagged by my good bud Uriel, @urielthealienboio, whom I absolutely adore.

1. What’s your nickname?

I guess the closest thing I have is Bella, but only my mom calls me that.

2. What is your favorite color?

Undoubtedly aquamarine.

3. Are you currently into any TV shows?

Star Trek, Crazy Ex Girlfriend (just started it, no spoilers), Adventure Time, She-Ra (the reboot). That’s everything I’m currently watching. But also Bob’s Burgers and The Goldbergs, both of which are funny but also have really sweet families in them.

4. Who is your favorite youtuber?

Do I… need to answer this?

5. If you could move anywhere in the world for absolutely free, where would you go?

Copenhagen, Denmark. The architecture, the food, the weather, just. Yes please.

6. Who was the last person you said “I love you” to?

My mom

7. Do you put the toilet roll facing up or down?

Down.

8. Who is your favorite cartoon character?

Probably Velma from Scooby-Doo.

9. If you could meet any fictional character, who would it be?

Jean-Luc Picard!

10. Do you have any pets? If so, what are they?

I have a cat. But I live in a household with 3 cats, 2 dogs, a rabbit, a parrot, two snakes, and many fish. And we’ve had a lot more in the past. Including huge tortoises.

11. What’s the last text you sent?

The word ‘yeah’ to my mother, who had asked if my sibling and I were okay at home by ourselves.

Now my questions!:

1. Do you often sing and/or dance when you’re alone? 2. What’s your favorite meme? 3. Who’s your favorite historical figure? 4. Do/did you doodle in your notes at school? 5. Do you have a favorite musical? 6. First song that comes up when you hit shuffle? 7. Do you think money can buy happiness? 8. Pepsi or Coke? 9. Do you have any stuffed animals? 10. Are you a creative type? Words or pictures? 11. Cold room or warm room?

And I tag: @under-the-blue-moonlight @that-smol-tired-gay @thegaypasta @mycatshuman @vampy-personal @lesbianturtle @roman-sing-despacito @woorenergy @februaryfun @obby-warrior @msu82 (you guys feel absolutely free to ignore this)

[roman-sing-despacito]

Tagged by: @youre-lazy-and-youre-gay0-0

1. Do you often sing and/or dance when you’re alone?

I sing all of the time. Whether it’s humming softly or singing as loud as possible, I am singing. I dance alone occasionally (usually to pretend I’m putting on a show)

2. What’s your favorite meme?

One of these

3. Who’s your favorite historical figure?

Alice Paul, leader and cofounder of the National Woman’s Party founded in 1916. She and the NWP greatly helped the battle of ratifying the 19th amendment to the U.S Constitution

4. Do/did you doodle in your notes at school?

Yes

5. Do you have a favorite musical?

Don’t come for me, but I have never seen a true musical. (Does Into the Woods count? On tv?)

6. First song that comes up when you hit shuffle?

I Just Wanna Know by NF

7. Do you think money can buy happiness?

Nope! But of course it can certainly help to relieve stress about financial issues.

8. Pepsi or Coke?

I usually drink water but on the occasion I drink a soda, it’s coke

9. Do you have any stuffed animals?

Tons. Two shelves in my closet are dedicated to stuffed animals

10. Are you a creative type? Words or pictures?

I think so? Words! I used to write a whole bunch of stories I made up and then fanfiction for the MCU but I got overwhelmed with updating

11. Cold room or warm room?

…Cold so I can snuggle in blankets

My questions: 1. What’s your favorite meme? 2. Favorite vine? 3. If you could own any exotic pet, what would it be? 4. Favorite color? 5. Cold weather or hot weather? 6. Pick any place you want to live 7. Disney or Pixar? 8. Last text message? 9. What is your favorite song today? 10. Dog or cats or both? 11. Name one fruit you despise

I tag: @mandeebobandee @sympathetic-deceit-trash @romansleftshoulderpad @accidentally-logince @tacohippy56900 @well-love-has-failed-me @logicality-dump @that-one-narwhal @bumble-bitch-sanders @gamerzylo @officialdeceit (feel free to ignore this :3)

[romansleftshoulderpad]

1. What’s your favorite meme?

Do Kermit pictures count as a meme?

2. Favorite vine?

Road work ahead? Uh, yeah I sure hope it does!

3. If you could own any exotic pet, what would it be?

Bat

4. Favorite color?

Blue

5. Cold weather or hot weather?

Hot

6. Pick any place you want to live

California

7. Disney or Pixar?

Pixar

8. Last text message?

“I think I have a concussion.” Sent to my parents

9. What is your favorite song today?

Well I’ve had Fuqboi by Hey Violet stuck in my head all morning so

10. Dog or cats or both?

Both

11. Name one fruit you despise

Mango

My questions:

1) Favorite constellation? 2) Favorite musical or play? 3) What’s a hobby you’ve always wanted to learn but have never been able to? 4) Favorite season? 5) First meme that pops into your head, go! 6) Favorite YouTuber? 7) Coke or Pepsi? 8) Favorite song? 9) Last time you got injured? 10) Last text Received? 11) Favorite episode of your favorite show?

Tagging: @poisonedapples @hanramz-the-fander @raiseafuckingglass @weirdsthenewnormal

[hanramz-the-fander]

1. Favourite Constellation: the Pleiades!

2. Favourite Musical or Play: I really love Guys and Dolls

3. What’s a hobby you’ve always wanted to learn but have never been able to do: I’ve always wanted to learn violin!!! I’ve only been able to play a couple of times, but I would love to have one of my own 😍

4. Favourite Season: Spring!

5. First meme that pops into your head:

6. Favourite Youtuber: hhhhhhh right now that would be Mini Ladd, he has so many good videos

7. Coke or Pepsi: Coke Zero all the way!!!

8. Favourite Song: Secret For the Mad by Dodie

9. Last time you got injured: a couple weeks ago

10. Last Text Recieved: “well I did but I don’t feel like doing anything” from my brother

11. Favourite Episode of Your Favourite Show: since I’ve only watched Sherlock and Steven Universe, I’d have to say the last episode of SU, cause I can’t remember which was actually my favourite 😅😅

My questions:

1. Favourite movie (series are allowed) 2. Favourite Flower 3. Someone you have great respect for 4. Dawn or Dusk 5. Favourite Holiday 6. Something you want to do in the next year 7. Favourite Shakespearean Play (if any) 8. Favourite video game 9. Dogs, Cats or Both 10. Favourite Planet 11. Something you’re passionate about

Tagging: @notalwaysthevillian @theincediblesulk @jynxlovesluck aaaaand I can’t think of anyone else, anyone can jump on if they want 😊

[theincediblesulk]

Okie dokie

1. Favourite movie (series are allowed)

Anastasia

2. Favourite Flower

Lilies

3. Someone you have great respect for

My grandma

4. Dawn or Dusk

Dusk

5. Favourite Holiday

HALLOWEEN

6. Something you want to do in the next year

Graduate

7. Favourite Shakespearean Play (if any)

I can’t say I have one tbh

8. Favourite video game

Crash Bandicoot

9. Dogs, Cats or Both

Both

10. Favourite Planet

Saturn

11. Something you’re passionate about

Space

Questions: favorite Pokémon? Snow or rain? Favorite tv series? Do you prefer texts or phone calls? Handwritten notes or typed notes? What internet browser do you use? Favorite mythical creature? Most used emoji? Do you like chocolate covered pretzels? Have you ever dipped a cinnamon roll in chili? Favorite dinosaur?

Tagging: @oocatsoo @thedinodad @awkward-eko @sandersfanders @the-shark-boi @crankywhenprovoked

[crankywhenprovoked]

Thank you! 💚

Questions: favorite Pokémon? Koffing. Always has, always will be

Snow or rain? That’s a tough one. I’m gonna go with snow.

Favorite tv series? I don’t really watch tv, so if I had to pick one it would be something like ‘the best thing I ever ate’

Do you prefer texts or phone calls? Mostly text, unless I really need to use my voice, or need to vent

Handwritten notes or typed notes? Handwritten

What internet browser do you use? Chrome

Favorite mythical creature? Mermaid

Most used emoji? 💚

Do you like chocolate covered pretzels? Yesssss

Have you ever dipped a cinnamon roll in chili? Not that I can recall, but only because I’ve never been eating them at the same time

Favorite dinosaur? Either T-Rex or spinosaurus

My questions: Bath or shower? Favorite food? Favorite ice cream flavor? Have you ever dipped fries into your milkshake? Which YouTuber could you watch for hours (besides Thomas)? Coffee or tea? When’s your birthday? Favorite kind of chips? Do you have any pets? What do you always have to buy if you see in stores (stickers, notebooks, pens, etc)? Favorite gemstone?

@scredfield @anon-e-has-a-tmblr @another-sandersidesblog-nsfw @nightlovechild And anyone else that wants to do it

[another-sandersidesblog-nsfw]

uwu thanks Kris💙

Bath or shower? I love a nice bath

Favorite food? Pasta

Favorite ice cream flavor? Mint chocolate chip

Have you ever dipped fries into your milkshake? Yesssss

Which YouTuber could you watch for hours (besides Thomas)? Safiya Nygaard or Jenna Marbles

Coffee or tea? Tea

When’s your birthday? May 13

Favorite kind of chips? Sour cream onion

Do you have any pets? 2 yorkies 🐶🐶

What do you always have to buy if you see in stores (stickers, notebooks, pens, etc)? I am a sucker for pretty pens and notebooks

Favorite gemstone? Emerald or Amethyst

My questions: What’s your Hogwarts house? What is your favorite holiday? Which side is your favorite? Favorite genre of music? What is a secret talent of yours? Favorite show to make you feel better? What is a dream vacation spot for you? What’s your lucky number? If you won the lottery, what’s the first fun thing (not bill related) you’d do? Pepsi or Coke? Favorite flower?

Tagging: @smuttysanderssidestwopointoh @smutty-rainbow-sides @ocotopushugs @fandomfreak18andover @not-safeforsanders and anyone else who’d like to💙

[fandomfreak18andover]

My Hogwarts house is a combination of Slytherin and Ravenclaw. Fave holiday is Halloween. Fave side is Remus. Fave music genre is punk. Secret talent is singing. Fave show to make me feel better is Sanders Sides (does that count?). Dream vacation spot for me is any place with a pretty beach because I’ve never been to an oceanside beach. Lucky number is seventeen. If I won the lottery I would buy a house and get my dream pets. Coke, I will drink Pepsi but I prefer Coke. My favorite flower is roses.

Questions

Favorite Marvel movie?

Favorite song?

Favorite word?

What is your catchphrase?

What time of day is your favorite?

Weapon of choice?

Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?

What is your biggest fear?

Would you ever like to preserve a friends feelings?

If you had the money for it what charities would you donate to?

@smuttysanderssidestwopointoh @crankywhenprovoked and anyone else who wants to answer these

[notsuspishyatall]

Favorite Marvel Movie? Ooooo that ones tough. Anything with Black Widow usually. Uhhhhh if I have to pick ONE I’d go with Captain America: The Winter Soldier. For reasons. :P

Favorite song? Agdjflflfk I can’t pick. Usually whatever is currently stuck in my head (currently it’s “Naughty” by Planet Booty)

Favorite word? Uhhhhhhhh idk?????? It’s usually a long one though. Dermatilomania???? Idk I love big long words y’all. I’m a word nerd. I used to read the dictionary for crying out loud.

What’s your catchphrase? “I do what I wish.” Or, “nyoooooo!”

What time of day is your favorite? Usually between 7-9 PM. It’s usually when I get to hardcore play sims 4. :P

Weapon of choice? Words, but I would also love a bow and arrow if the words fail. :P

Where would you go in a Zombie apocalypse? ????!?? I try hard NOT to think abt that, thank u

What is your biggest fear? Uhhhhhhhhh death is pretty high up there. End credits too. My truly greatest fear is far too embarrassing to tell y’all. Sorry. :P

Would you ever like to preserve a friends feelings? Yes!!!

If you had money for it which charities would you donate to? TREVOR PROJECT. Seriously. And Human Rights Campaign. And any that help with Immigration rights. And most LGBTQ+ charities. Also lifeline, the suicide prevention hotline. Ahdjdkf I want to donate to all of the things

My Q’s for u:

1: Favorite character or superhero?

2: Weirdest thing u know or learned?

3: When was the last time u learned something new?

4: What is one meme u will never let die even if it is already dead?

5: What song will always get stuck in your head?

6: What was the reason you laughed last?

7: How did u get into your current fandom/hyperfixation?

8: What’s one strange thing you can do or know?

9: If you have one, what’s the strangest thing you are afraid of (Or, if you don’t have one of those, the strangest fear you have heard of)?

10: Last game you played (can be a video game or a board game or any kind of game!)?

11: What do you wanna be when u grow up (Even if you are grown up :P)?

I henceforth tag: @enbypisstress @smuttysanderssidestwopointoh @omoghouls @cucumbercatto and anyone else who wants to. :3

[cucumbercatto-blog]

Thanks for tagging me friendo!

My current favorite fictional character of all time is the Cheshire cat! (i’m not a big fan of superheroes but i like deadpool as a character)

A weird thing I learned about was The Making Of Me, a short film displayed at Epcot’s Wonders of Life pavilion in Walt Disney World in 1989. It was a movie aimed at teaching about the reproductive system in a friendly way for kids to understand, which understandably, was met with great controversy.

I learn something new almost every day!!

Cat, I’m a kitty cat. And I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance. Cat? I’m a kitty cat. And I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance. Cat! I’m a kitty cat and I

GIRL let me be your man!! Take my hand babe!! Won’t you understand?? YES YOU CAN!! (The Hit by T/WRP ft. NSP)

Uhhh I was watching that Brian David Gilbert video of Yorkpa earlier

TWRP was actually brought to me by NSP! I was really into NSP but after listening to The Hit, and sequentially some other songs of theirs, I was hooked!

I’m double jointed in both my arms so I can do a few really neat (and weird) tricks!

My current biggest phobia is glitter? There’s some stuff behind it but yeah, I’m really scared of touching glitter lol

Last game I played was Cooking Mama! If you’re looking for a more in depth answer it was Night in the Woods!

I really really really really really really wanna be a professional character designer qwq

Now it’s my turn to ask the questions! (apologies if these have already been asked above lol)

What’s your current biggest hyperfixation or special interest? (or if you’re neurotypical, what’s your current obsession?)

Do you have a favorite song currently? If so what is it?

What’s your favorite animal and, if you feel like saying, why?

What was the last thing you ate? Was it good?

Do you have a favorite movie?

If you could be anyone for a day who would you be and what would you do?

What’s something that you like to do when you’re sad?

Do you have a dream vacation you’d like to go on someday?

When was the last time you cried? Was it good or bad?

Do you have any favorite story/ship tropes? Character archetypes?

Do you like sweet things? If so what’s your favorite?

Tagging: idk anyone who wants to participate lol

[cucumbercatto-blog]

Oooooof. Sending you good vibes and wishing you a short and relatively painless shark week my duder! As a distraction; Danny does the pee pee. On the floor. Pants optional. :D -notsuspishy

aaa!! thank you lovely! and as a matter of fact i will distract myself with this! thank!

so close yet so far, danny…

[notsuspishyatall]

Danny had been putting off going potty for like, way too long. He was too busy! First and foremost came grumping with Arin, which did require a lot of water (bc they did tend to screme a bit, esp lately). And then he was off to do NSP things! They were so close to finishing the new albums (yes, more than one, Danny could never seem to stop himself when it came to music). Which required more voice lube in the form of- you guessed it!- water.

By the time Brian called Timeout Danny’s tummy was erm, a bit bloated with water. And he sat down at the mixing table so Brian could play the instruments and record his portion of the backing vocals, as Danny began to squirm. Huh. Maybe he should go potty? ….nah, he can wait.

Three hours later and that was beginning to look like a lie. Brian decided to take a break himself, dashing off to the restroom himself. Danny realized he should probably go when Brian got back. Or soon. Maybe. He could… wait…. right?

Nope. As soon as Brian left he felt a smol spurt and that was it. He was NOT going to piss himself in the studio for a third time. Brian said if it happened again he was going to have to do something about all of these “little accidents.” Danny feared what that meant. A lot.

He darted off to the bathroom, leaking more along the way as he undid his belt, his jeans to try and maybe get there in time. He stopped, falling to his knees in desperation, hand jammed between his leg as he shakily reached up to knock on the door.

“Brian please! P-please open th-” He stops with a gasp, and it’s all over. “Fuck,” He whimpers, tears in his eyes as he looks down in horror as the puddle between his legs grows. He begins to truly cry and that’s what Brian sees when he exits the bathroom. “Aw kiddo,” He coo’s, getting on eye level with Danny. “Hey, look at me Dannysaur.” 

Danny looks up into Brian’s gentle, concerned eyes. “Come on, let’s go save what we’ve got and head home. I have some towels in my car and you can shower at my place. And then we can talk about it okay?”

“O-okay,” Danny hiccups, taking the outstretched hand to get up. He cringes at the mess he made, both of the floor and of himself.

“Erm, maybe we should tidy up the floor too,” Brian muses. “Go on back to the booth, I’ll be there shortly.” Danny nods, trudging off. So this sucked. But Brian had his back at least. Hopefully whatever his solution wasn’t too embarrassing. What was he gonna do, put Danny back in diapers?

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[cucumbercatto-blog]

closest thing to a ref of Cucumber, my toon cat weasel fursona! He’s a horny little thing with permanent heart eyes and an insatiable libido.

He’s into almost anything and everything both giving and receiving! and his toon lineage makes him able to contort to any body position and take all kinds of treatment.

[cucumbercatto-blog]

Oooooof. Sending you good vibes and wishing you a short and relatively painless shark week my duder! As a distraction; Danny does the pee pee. On the floor. Pants optional. :D -notsuspishy

aaa!! thank you lovely! and as a matter of fact i will distract myself with this! thank!

so close yet so far, danny...

[cucumbercatto-blog]

woof woof many apologies for sporadic activity but hopefully gonna be more consistent soon!!

[cucumbercatto-blog]

Kinda random but do you prefer being called “boi” or “boy”? I’m nb and 99% of the time I prefer boi but like, occasionally I’ll use boy. Idk. Just random. Like if someone was gonna say “boyyyyyyy u gonna get them asks nao” would you want an “I” or a “y” at the end? -notsuspishy

oh heck uhh i’ve never really had a preference over either?? ahfdsdfs like i refer to myself as both boi and boy depending on the occasion sfhjsd so whichever you feel comfortable calling me i’m a-ok with!!

[cucumbercatto-blog]

Do you like ja/ck or any of his egos?

Yeah!!! I've been a little out if the loop of it all but I do like them yeah!!

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Hey so is anybody else gonna draw/write me some some m//eouchb//ang or am I just gonna have to draw it my damn self

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ok added some things to kink list

gonna try to do some stuff later!! please send any and all requests/prompts into my askbox please!

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Kinks page getting a little refurbishment. Broke the link in my description for the time being!

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Friend! I believe the tag for pet play + ga//me gru//mps is pe//tgrum//ps! Idk if slashes are needed tho. And I too would love to revisit puppy Danny! :D -notsuspishy

Oh shoot really?? I searched the tag and found nothing (which I'm assuming is the anti-porn brigade in action) but hells yeah puppy Dan will make a return!! He was popular on my old nsfw blog sbdgsj

[cucumbercatto-blog]

I can't be excommunicated by my fandom if I don't tag anything

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Love that pretty much my whole follower base from my previous nsfw blog is. Very. Inactive.

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tumblr keeps flagging furry bass lion penis this is homophobia

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Uh. Somethin with nebby and liara I'm not picky

take your pick ;)