I have a thing for superheros and adorable idiots.

♫ Music Is Life ღ 🐼I am a panda ●ω● 👻💀Halloween is bae 👽🎃 ☆▽△★

[weloveshortvideos]

A little aggressive if you ask me

[adultswim5000]

this is a true work of art

[cumberbatchlives]

[cuddling-in-puddles]

June 13rd 2015

“Benedict Cumberbatch and Sophie Hunter are delighted to announce the arrival of their beautiful son,” the rep said in a statement. “We would kindly ask everyone to respect the family’s privacy during these next few precious weeks.” (x)

[shesaware]

It’s really nice when people actually start the conversations first bc it makes me feel like they really do care about me

[tibets]

[magdalenarivera]

#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’

[jennytrout]

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

[jennytrout]

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

[totally-stab-caesar-deactivated]

dying

[all-hail-bill-nye-blog]

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

[ororomunroe-archive]

[cuddling-in-puddles]

blog post: i have to pee but im too lazy

someone: looks like urine trouble

tumblr: YOU FUCKING DID NOT

tumblr: DID YOU FUCKING JUST

tumblr: IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE

tumblr: I FUCKING LITERALLY CAN'T RIGHT NOW

tumblr: OMG THE COMMENT THOUGH

tumblr: *8 supernatural gifs*

tumblr: THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR

[piercedshut]

reblog this and i will say hi to one of my 22 dogs for you

[piercedshut]

i am sending everyone who has their submit open a photo of one of my dogs when i tell them hello for you.

[hheennttaaii]

[evangelworldorder]

Top 5 curve of all time.

[chillbillary]

I just snorted water out of my nose

[akemigirasol]

Yo

[whsadbjsbfse]

thanks obamacare

[rubatosisandliberosis-deactivat]

*ded*

[iwasaninnocentchild]

rule number 1: You never ever tell someone to kill themselves

rule number 2: You never tell someone that they are fat

rule number 3: You never tell someone that they are thin

rule number 4: You never judge someone and point their flaws

rule number 5: If you don’t have anything nice to say just shut the hell up

[sing-thebodyelectric-deactivate]

today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant

[cherryyclouds]

this is it 

this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public

[becausebirds]

owl magic

[matt-bruening]

NON SMOKING AREA

PHOTO - brooklynhawaii

[enterheavenalive]

You know you love someone when you check their horoscope too

[oakleysheart]

[honeyfawns]

on a drive today the scenery reminded me of this Van Gogh painting!

[beyondthebroken-deactivated2018]

Sweeeeeet

[australiansanta]

anonymous compliments are so cute like their only aim is to make you feel better, they dont want any respect or personal thanks, just the satisfaction knowing they made someones day, now how fricken cute is that am i right

[champagnepadre]

[water-fast]

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