Thinking Storm

Hello, my name is Ren; I like: cosplay art anime video games movies music Supernatural Kpop and some other stuff...

[thisiselliz]

girls will call you just to be quiet on the phone

[ygaa]

comfortable silence is a love language

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[rainnecassidy]

If you’re old enough to remember it, you just lost The Game.

[raggedyanndy]

[revengar]

I have no idea what’s going on here

[witchaj]

Back in the early aughts, when many millenials were in high school, before Facebook and Youtube, The Game began. No one knows who started it, but the moment we learned we were playing it, we began to lose. The goal of The Game is to forget you are playing The Game for as long as possible. The rules of The Game are as follows: Everyone is always playing The Game all the time; at school, during breakfast, at night when you are asleep, etc. The Game never ends. The moment you remember that you are playing The Game, you lose and must immediately announce to those around you, “I just lost The Game!” thus making them remember they are also playing The Game and causing them to lose as well. Upon losing, you begin The Game again. Sometimes players could go weeks or months without losing, sometimes only minutes. At the height of The Game’s popularity, it became common to see people at events such as Comic Con or midnight movie premieres, wearing t-shirts proclaiming “You just lost The Game!” Once they were noticed, groans and shouts of “Fuck you!” could be heard for miles. These people thrived on the chaos, taking great pleasure in the cries of their victims. Most people eventually grew bored of The Game, and many began to claim they won by choosing not to care about it anymore. Some rely on a particular XKCD comic strip or Tumblr post to lend a sense of legitimacy to their feeling of victory. They are fools. It is impossible to win The Game. There is only losing. Only a few diehards remain loyal to the rules. The drop in popularity has allowed many to keep from losing The Game for years at a time. The growth of social media has caused a minor resurgence, although without the satisfaction of real time auditory feedback when causing others to lose, The Game will likely fade back into obscurity once again. Someday when we are old and gray, our grandchildren will innocently ask us to play a game of checkers, and we will shriek and shout until the whole nursing home joins us in defeat. Death is the only release from The Game.

[whisperofmovies]

[gallusrostromegalus]

Let’s Have Another Bullet Point Story, Courtesy of a Friend

So I have a friend that used to be in the tumblers troupe at the renfaire as a contortionist

We were chatting online and she told me to tell you all this story.

I love Kat dearly

but she forgets that she’s stupid strong and hypermobile

so one day she throws her back out

bad enough that she needed painkillers and couldn’t stand upright

“But also I needed Tampons and like.  A Burrito, real bad.”

she’s flat on her back in her apartment when she decides this

and, in an

impeccable

leap of reasoning, decides

“I can’t roll my back forward to sit/stand up like normal.

But I can ARCH my back just fine.

SO 

I’m going to do that and get on my hands and feet in a stomach-in-the-air this-shit-belongs-in-a-horror-movie-type pose,

And amble on down to the 7-11”

“And get me that Burrito”

It is, 

for context, 

after midnight in July during a wildfire so it’s hot as satan’s own asshole and the moon is red and shit’s already generally cursed.

Imagineyou are some poor sap working nights at the world’s deadest 7-11, and you hear the door jangle but you don’t see anyone’s head over the counters.

Whatever.

Except you keep hearing noises like there’s someone in the next aisle over.  

Fucking around in the burrito section

It’s also worth mentioning that Kat

1. sings whatever earworm is currently running through her head when she’s not paying attention

2. sounds EXACTLY like some kind of creepy child from a horror movie when doing so

tonight’s song is something from veggietales.

DUDE ACTUALLY STANDS HIS GROUND

and/or is really fucking high and isn’t sure if he’s tripping balls or notanyway

Kat goes up to pay for her burrito and tampons

She realizes the counter presents something of a challenge, and then demonstrates for me on her kitchen table at 4AM during a different july wildfire, 

exactly 

how she used the shelves to climb up the counter 

like one of the boston robotics beasties

dude stares at her for like, five minutes and says.

“Register’s broke.”

“Oh No!” Says Kat. “Just Take ‘em.” “Really?  I can leave cash-you don’t have to give me change I don’t want you to get in trouble with your manager.” “…Nah.” “Oh!  OK!  Thank you!” “Yeah ok bye.”

Shortly after she arrived back at the apartment, she got a text on her phone from the campus security about  "A Suspicious Individual” at tle 7-11. 

It took her 

FOUR

FUCKING 

YEARS

 to realize she was the suspicious individual

[anxietyproblem]

[wearethewitches]

reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)

[starshein]

Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it.

Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get past those crucial moments of wanting to harm.

It’s also totally FREE.

once again, it’s called CALM HARM

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

SIGNAL FUCKING BOOST

[saranghwa-deactivated20190606]

WHY WOULD YOU NOT REBLOG. IDGAF ABOUT YOUR BLOG THEME

[winwincity-deactivated20200412]

For anyone that needs this!

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via bretjturner)

[gdrasuk-deactivated20140625]

[dirtylittledamsel]

when my parents introduce me to new people

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

one time i was on an old street in glasgow and i made a loud joke about vampires and as i did this beautiful man with long hair on the other side of the street made direct eye contact with me and then ten minutes later he walked by again and looked at me and I still count that on my list of the five closest times I’ve ever come to dying

[culterioncollection]

i want to meet her

[culterioncollection]

i need to meet her

[pulmonary-poultry]

I love how yokai range from “You smiled at me a little bit so now I will kill you with my razor-sharp hair.” to “Hey man, heard you were feeling down on yourself again so I thought I’d drop by and do a funny little dance.”

[maliciousindungeon]

Boris Groh is one of my favorite artists, mostly because of his works that feature LARGE skeletons just doing their thing

[iburnedkeysgucci-deactivated201]

Blingers are still a part of SHINee World just as Jonghyun is still a part of SHINee. Don’t ostracize blingers for grieving over Jonghyun and expressing it. Everyone is allowed to be both happy and sad, but no one should be policing other fans emotions.

If it were your bias I’m sure you wouldn’t be done grieving in 4 months. I’m a Locket and I’m certainly not done myself, so I can only imagine how much more difficult it must be for Blingers. So instead of alienating them, please support them or just ignore/log off if the “negative energy” is destroying your positive vibes.

Blingers shouldn’t feel as if they need to separate themselves from other Shawols at a time like this.

[jungkooknohomo-moved]

Bad Fansites

so some people might wanna know how many fansites they can actually trust. i won’t include whitewashing since that would be like…..the majority of the fansites but here’s some fansites who have done some bad things that you probably shouldn’t follow and DEFINITELY shouldn’t buy from. also i’m only including ones that haven’t deactivated. 

@HEADLINER_JK

stalker. she scheduled her flights the same as bts and was likely on the plane with them in at least one instance. 

scammed fans out of their money

@CREAMSODA_JM

showed up at an unscheduled event that no one was supposed to know about. when asked about it she never answered.

threatened to attack taehyung

@RAPMONSTHURR (HALLUCIN8_0912)

one of the most hardcore stalking cases i’ve ever seen. stayed at the same hotels as the boys on the same nights and talked about how namjoon could probably recognize her feet outside his room door (as well as many many other creepy things)

@HOPETENSION_218

took money from fans without delivering goods.

@FIRSTSIGHT_JK

has taken photos of bts when it wasn’t allowed, even when staff specifically told her not to.

knew bts’ schedule when it wasn’t announced

@BLOOMING_V_1230

took money from fans, never shipped goods

@PISCESBOY_SUGA

took money from fans, never shipped goods

@SENTIMENT1997

ANOTHER scammer. 

@LIKEJIN1204

scammer….again

@DIAMONDBOYJIMIN

guess what……scammed a bunch of people and blocked buyers.

@DANDELIONFORJIN

stole money from her friend

scammer! 

@RAPMONS_WORLD

scam, but only a little scam not the whole scam 

@SPRING030993

stalker supreme. friends with rapmonsthurr.

scammer

@ETERNALSTOP 

scammer

@NEEDUBABY_V 

scammer

@JINSPOONFUL

scammer (i actually bought her goods myself ages ago but have not received and my GOM is not receiving messages from her so i can speak about this one first hand lmao)

i received a lot of this info from here but honestly if you google these fansites, other receipts aren’t hard to find, especially for headliner, creamsoda, spring, and rapmonsthurr. there’s also some things i want to look into before i include some others first but this is a start. keep your money folks, it’s not worth it! @expose_fansites is a good twitter to follow to keep yourself from making some big mistakes.

[aliensnipe]

What if there were women’s cleanliness products that were marketed the way Old Spice stuff is? Like they had names like “Lioness” and “Sycamore” and “Wildfire” and “Hunter’s Moon” and they were touted as making you smell like a warrior queen who does not suffer fools and conquers all she beholds

[trixie-ren-deactivated20191028]

HELLO LADIES

have you felt the primal call of the unmerciful sea calling you to strike down those who would defy you? no? well if you stopped using overpriced flower-scented body wash and switched to SEA HAG, you might. 

look down.

back up. where are you? you’re a siren, bare-breasted and shrieking as you lure the unwary to their doom on the rocks below. and you smell amazing. 

what’s in your hand? back at me. it’s a vial of skin-nourishing ingredients, derived from the seaweed you used to strangle a hated foe. it does wonders for your skin tone and resilience, and we all can agree that we will need that resilience in the coming war.

look again: the seaweed is now a formal apology from the last man who unnecessarily tried to explain something to you.

anything is possible when you smell like a vengeful sea witch and embrace your own rage. i’m on a narwhal. 

[psrkbom]

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