Headcanon:
Stanley did some porn back in the 70’s because he desperately needed money.

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Headcanon:
Stanley did some porn back in the 70’s because he desperately needed money.
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Storytime
So, I was taking a stress walk through the park, and come across these four college age bro-dudes leaning over the side of the bridge getting really excited about something in the river. They run over to the opposite side, lean over the railing and start shouting “There’s mine!” “I’m gonna win!” “Here comes mine!” a dramatic pause, and a victory howl “Yeaahhh! I won!”
Then it finally dawned on me what they were doing.
They were playing poohsticks.
Gravity Falls + rain
These are stunning, but did anyone else notice Stan parked like huge dick at Hermanos Brothers?
can fandom just collectively start to treat fanfic writers the same way it treats fanartists
like can we support fanfic writers with kofi accounts and patreons? can we help struggling writers out with donations in exchange for fic? can we share fic with the same fervor that we share art?
because honestly, writing is hard and this strange dichotomy that’s been created is really weird. not everyone is a great artist, and by that same token not everyone is a great writer.
if you love fanfiction, support fanfiction writers
And, here’s the finished terrarium of Greasy’s Diner. If I make enough of these, I can pretend I’m in Gravity Falls.
Yeah, I’m insane. What’s your point?
And, here’s Greasy’s diner. This one went together a lot quicker than the Mystery Shack.
Now, it’s time to build the terrarium.
Stage one of Greasy’s Diner. Found a hunk of bark on my stress walk, painted it, added windows and a door. Next is details and signs.
Grunkle Stan’s Toffee Peanuts
Ha! Toffee Peanuts! I love these things! Used to toss 'em at Sixer in class. The perfect blend of sweet and salty with enough protein to get you through boxing practice. Still got the moves, too. Just ask the zombie idiots that attacked the Shack. Hey Sixer! Remember this!...Oh, come on! Like one peanut in your chemistry set is going to ruin your experiment. The results are in: you're a huge nerd!...Oh, so now you want to spar with me, huh? Come and get it, Poindexter!
Recipe coming right up:
I think part of the reason Stan’s backstory feels so heavy to me is because it has little to do with anything paranormal or weird.
Stan gets kicked out of his house at barely eighteen after being accused of ruining his brother’s science project, of lying and cheating indiscriminately, of being a deadweight to his family. he lives out of his car, makes money any way he can, and it’s clear that some of his dealings wind up shady. but it’s not until Ford contacts him that his life gets mixed up with the supernatural; that first decade of Stan’s adulthood is terrible and sad, but utterly grounded in the usual world.
all kinds of weird things happen in the series, but when Stan’s story is revealed, it’s devoid of that weirdness factor. it’s comparative mundanity makes it stand out from the main storyline—no monsters, no cryptids, no aliens or ghosts. it’s literally un-fantastical. even when he’s introduced to the weirdness of Gravity Falls, these prosaic elements continue to pervade his storyline: he starts up the Mystery Shack because he needs to pay Ford’s mortgage. and there’s this moment:
besides being an excellent structural story element, I think the almost blunt realness of Stan’s story is part of why it’s so devastating. the relative ordinariness of Stan’s backstory doesn’t allow for any sense of unreality an element of weirdness might give—it’s there for the viewer to put together, consciously or not, that what Stan goes through is rooted in reality. it’s a sad story in an extremely real way, and I think that’s important to note considering how the rest of the story unfolds.
^^^^ ALL OF THIS!
Like many terrible situations in our own lives, Stan’s could have been prevented. That’s why as we watch things unfold in ATOTS we all felt that weight in our gut. It didn’t have to be this way! Why didn’t he do ___ instead? And that is super relatable. Bad choices and bad luck and trying to dig your way out of a bad situation are much more relatable than anything that supernatural shenanigans (no matter how captivating and well written!) can throw at us.
Ford is interesting. Stan is relatable.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Hey guys! I just joined AO3, and is my first fanfic. It is a self insert, and don’t be shocked if that’s most of what you get from me. I like reading them, so I’m going to try writing them. Here’s the first story:
Stan hears a metallic clattering and a stream of curses fly from the kitchen. A pained growl. Low, harsh words. "You fucking idiot! Don't you ever learn! It's not that fucking hard!" He approaches warily, concerned to see who could possibly deserve that reaming out, and sees you alone in the kitchen.
"Who ya...Who ya yelling at, kid?"
Refusing to meet his eyes, you bend down at the waist to grab a knife from the floor. "This IDIOT doesn't know how to handle a knife! Been cooking their whole life, and suddenly can't peel an apple!"
He looks around slowly. Nope. There was no one else there.
"...Kid, nobody's here."
Back turned, you set the knife down with a drop of your shoulders and turn. "This..." you deliberately raise one hand, the one not dripping blood, and point at yourself. "...idiot." After a frigid beat where you stare straight into Stan's eyes, you turn back around to clean up the smears of blood on the counter.
I strongly headcanon that Stanford is covered in Bill tribute tattoos from his past and he wears turtlenecks to hide them. He burned the eyes off to stop Bill from being able to see through them.
None of us are innocent. You are not immune to making fictional characters fucky
Listen. We all saw Scary-oke okay. We all saw Not What He Seems. We all saw The Stanchurian Candidate. We all saw Boss Mabel and The Land Before Swine and god help us, we all saw Weirdmageddon 3: Take Back the Falls.
Stanfuckers know what we like and we’re gonna grab it by his lovely lovely arms and we refuse to be shamed for it.
I see no difference between these pictures whatsoever.
Lazy Susan’s Coffee Omelette
Heya, Stranger. You want to know the secret to my coffee omelette? Well, I guess I can tell you, you cute little cutie face. Wink. The secret ingredient is coffee! One morning, I spilled my coffee into my skillet when Mr. Catface tried to pounce on my shoelaces, that silly man, and I thought, coffee and eggs both end up in the same place, why shouldn't they start in the same place? Am I right? I'm right.
Mystery Shack Terrarium is complete! There’s baby Norway Spruce trees, a couple anonymous ferns, and three varieties of moss (one from the backyard). I am very proud with how this turned out, and I hope to build Greasy’s Diner next.
Boom! I think this turned out great! Now, I get to work on the terrarium for it.
First adventure into recreating Lazy Susan’s Coffee Omelette. It sounded so weird at first, but honestly, she’s really got something here. This is sort of an every part of breakfast shoved into an omelette amalgamation: eggs, sausage, hashbrowns, peppers, and coffee with cream in the eggs. I know, it sounds weird, but damned if the toasted nutty coffee didn’t add a real truck stop diner attitude to this dish. Still fine tuning the recipe. Expect to post it later in the week.