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I draw things

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Snape: There is an emergency exit to the right along the corridor. Shoot down everyone in your path, especially children.

Harry: I get it

Snape is tired of hospital food 

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- In the lessons of Occlumency - When you were talking to your grandfather and he fell asleep during your story

(I call Snape an old man because it’s funny and has nothing to do with his real age)

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Potter: How are you feeling?

Snape: Great! What did you give me?

Potter: I gave you a chance to be without schoolchildren, members of the Order of the Phoenix, Death Eaters and Aurors

Snape: Wow

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Sirius Black is back

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Hermione: There's a potion boiling in this cauldron.

Harry: Yes, this happens when there is a fire burning under it.

Hermione: No, that's not what I meant. Don't you find it strange that the potion hasn't evaporated in 3 years?

Harry: This is the eighth wonder of the world.

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text:

Severus Snape: fuck you world

original

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Snape: Dudes!

Sirius: A snail walks into a bar and says: "can I have a whiskey with Coca‑Cola?"

Snape: Dudes!

Sirius: "I'm sorry, but we won't serve you," the bartender replies and throws her out the door.

Snape: Dudes!

Sirius: A week later, this snail comes into this bar again and asks: "And why did you do that?"

Snape: Dudes!

Snape: :-(

reference-video

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- synced up -

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"RON! Stop beatboxing!"

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Snape: bitch

Snape, in order to maintain his health (and correct his stoop), had to start playing sports

laziness

12 y.o. : kill father kill father _________38 y.o : find Potter

go little rockstar~

:^)

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mini Snape: Let's play! Let's play! Let's play!

He ran out of resources ...

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