An intro
Fayne (wrote this intro):
Name rhymes with pain because she's always suffering. Blame Satan#2. Also known as Banana, because she is one. Looks innocent but isn't, really. Off to hippie land. Sad child.
Fritz (edited a teeny bit):
Wants to be called Avery but Satan#2 and Cat said no. Reads stuff by dead people. A classic rock creeper, aw man. Everyone calls her the cult leader/dad but she just won't accept it. Natural perm.
Varina:
Also likes classic rock. Beatlemaniac. Honestly doesn’t know which one is her dad. (Our bets are on Ringo next month.) Has Lennon glasses. Wants to die™️ but we don't let her. Suffer. Invisible ass.
Cat:
Sap. A clingy cat. Also owns a cat. Its a cat family. Has a mindset of a 6 year old. Weeb extraordinaire. Speak of Jojo and she'll yeet herself to you. Like a cat. I mean, its her literal name.
Cloud:
Literal Satan. Reads the gay. Actually spitting facts. Looks emo. No, she seriously does. Is kinda emo too. Always drags the banana around. Wants to fail grades to be with the dumbass squad.
Alex:
A horny cow. Homoo. Nah she's an omnivor- er, omnisexual. Actually a mother figure. Maybe because she nags like a mother would. Or maybe bc she’ll spoon feed you with her cooking. Reads 100+ chapters of gay fiction. Epitome of Fujoshi.
Aaron:
Gender? Some people are miners some people are crafters, they’re the player that gets stuck in the nether. Maybe because its a better hell than this hell. Beanos can't touch this Electric Boogaloo.
Eris:
The other satan. Actually is Satan#1. Meme overlord. Soft aesthetic is her forte. Dark humor is also her forte. Can actually kill you if given the chance. Fsr I always see her with food in hand-
Abbie:
A literal angel. Precious squad member. Most sane person in the squad. The most needed person in break out games. Like she get things done while we just scream in the background. She could be Sherlock Holmes for all we know. Basically the holy grail that we sinners need.
Antoine:
Looks like one of those brooding edgy goth girls but is actually precious. We made her cry on her birthday once. Tbh, she acts more of a cat than actual Cat right here. I mean, SHE PURRED ON MY HAND ONE TIME-
Irene:
Everyone's gf in the squad tbh. Nonetheless, will cut you. A total fangirl. Love her, hate her, she sittin straight facts. Sana ol maganda notes. Rivals cow's sense of fashion.
Tony:
TONYYYYYYY- Satan#1's bro, probably Belphegor. Attempted to slap Cat's little cousin one time. Don't get him mad. Like, seriously don't. It's a miracle if he seens the gc messages.
