To The Moon

Bear . 28 . Mod of Radio . OCs and such . Sometimes I draw things .

[tr-shb-g]

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

[inklizard]

(wakes up) i need to look at jpegs of those characters

[dapper-nahrwhale]

words to live and die by ☝️

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

[recordstore]

i don’t understand how anything works i just walk through life terrified

[kosmogrl]

[ivipl1]

i love when women have a deeper or raspier voice. its very charming

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[reneesociety]

[hysteric-boy]

Do you wanna go beat eachother up in the woods? (Flirting)

[omegaversereloaded]

I get it though. Every time i watch a 90s movie where broke 20 somethings are just hanging out and partying in the city nonstop wearing cute clothes i have to remind myself that it's fake . It's fake.

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

[tall]

[proxima-bee]

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

[girldickdotcom]

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"