Hal P. Thetyk

RP blog for @certifiedn00bkisser’s OC

[cultured-in-vitro]

Tagging @totalownage42 @darlingyaru @thegravecartel to do this.

[totalownage42]

Show me your Pokemon teams, n00bs!

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[cultured-in-vitro]

Is this anything

[totalownage42]

NSFW Warning: I’d like to hold your hand

(@cultured-in-vitro)

[cultured-in-vitro]

I apologize if that was too much

[totalownage42]

Remember that time I hijacked Temu Tick?

[cultured-in-vitro]

I remember seeing it on the news and thinking to myself “what has he done now?”.

[totalownage42]

Only the best of plans. Too bad the lame-o firetruck put pay to my mondo sweet plans.

[cultured-in-vitro]

I was rooting for you too because the robot you jacked this time was way cooler than the last one

[totalownage42]

Remember that time I hijacked Temu Tick?

[cultured-in-vitro]

I remember seeing it on the news and thinking to myself “what has he done now?”.

[totalownage42]

You have pretty eyes

(@cultured-in-vitro)

[cultured-in-vitro]

I like how deep the magenta color is. It really matches your whole outfit

[totalownage42]

Hal has been teleported from her house in downtown Detroit right onto Henry’s lap. She is completely confused about how this happened.

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AGGGHHHHHHHH WHAT IN THE

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“WHY AM I HERE??”

[totalownage42]

Henry, this is a selfish question but can I ask for more Henry cuddles? You made me feel safe yesterday

(@cultured-in-vitro)

I-

Wh-

Fiiiiine

[cultured-in-vitro]

Hal makes herself comfortable, snuggling up to Henry. She looks like she wouldn’t want to be anywhere else. She’s relaxed and for once she doesn’t look like she’s going to strangle the nearest person

[cultured-in-vitro]

what made you not want to work for humanity anymore? Admittedly, there are many valid reasons one could list, but what’s your reason, Hal?

OOC: Unfortunately, Hal is currently experiencing a severe and scientifically unexplained case of being a rabbit, and therefore is unable to provide a detailed answer at this time. She will be able to answer in a few hours

[cultured-in-vitro]

Response to the anon that asked me this; it was a mix of finally giving up on people who didn’t even know me misunderstanding my ambitions, being fascinated by robotics and deciding I wasn’t going to let people that didn’t even know me dictate who I was.

[totalownage42]

Hal has kissed Henry on the cheek with. She hands him a note that says “Thank you for not dropping me at some sketchy facility while I was a rabbit” attached to a little miniature robot.

(@cultured-in-vitro)

AAACK!

Everyone's kissing me, is it kiss Henry day or so-

Wait, you were that rabbit!?

[cultured-in-vitro]

“Yes, I was the rabbit. Kyung brought me bunny treats. And I liked sitting on your chest. You’re very warm. If you’re comfortable with it, I’d..like more Henry cuddles in the future.”

[totalownage42]

"I........ Well........... I mean........ A lot of people are touchy feely lately. I ain't got no issues with it."

[cultured-in-vitro]

“If you want, I can do it again.”

[missmeltycat]

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[totalownage42]

Tagging: @blinkandyoumissnino @cybertronian-enthusiastc @sumdacjanitor @morethanmeets-thegrave @glacia-posts @cultured-in-vitro @darlingyaru @total-meltdown @lady-ionia

[cultured-in-vitro]

Since Masterson tagged me in this, here.

[totalownage42]

Hal has kissed Henry on the cheek with. She hands him a note that says “Thank you for not dropping me at some sketchy facility while I was a rabbit” attached to a little miniature robot.

(@cultured-in-vitro)

AAACK!

Everyone's kissing me, is it kiss Henry day or so-

Wait, you were that rabbit!?

[cultured-in-vitro]

“Yes, I was the rabbit. Kyung brought me bunny treats. And I liked sitting on your chest. You’re very warm. If you’re comfortable with it, I’d..like more Henry cuddles in the future.”

[cultured-in-vitro]

The bunny is no longer a bunny. She’s back to the Henry loving, coffee addicted biochemist that everyone in Detroit knows. She still smells faintly of honeydew and blackberries from her feast of flora. And faintly of grass too.

[cultured-in-vitro]

The rabbitified Hal has crawled under the couch. She has had a long day of sitting on Henry and eating bunny food. Hopefully when she awakens, she will be human

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Kyung: “Aw, jeez. Just a lil longer, Hal. You’ll be back to normal soon,” She tutted softly, kneeling down to set a nice big plate of rabbit-safe veggies, fruits and grasses next to Hal.

The bunny looks over at Kyung, sniffing at the plate before deciding to trust her enough to enjoy the treats. She made a small honking noise in acknowledging, her nose twitching.

[cultured-in-vitro]

what made you not want to work for humanity anymore? Admittedly, there are many valid reasons one could list, but what’s your reason, Hal?

OOC: Unfortunately, Hal is currently experiencing a severe and scientifically unexplained case of being a rabbit, and therefore is unable to provide a detailed answer at this time. She will be able to answer in a few hours

[totalownage42]

There’s a rap rap rap on Henry’s door like something small is trying to get in. Also a small rhythmic thumping. Seems Hal has been turned into a rabbit for the day

(@cultured-in-vitro)

Henry opened the door. No one was there. Huh? What was THAT about? Was his building haunted or something? Did that mean ghosts existed!? Holy crap, he could totes create cool new ghost tech.

"Who ya gonna call..." He murmured to himself, before he was distracted by movement towards his feet.

Not a ghost. A rabbit? Well, there went his 5 second dream of becoming a rich spectral tech maker.

"The heck?"

[cultured-in-vitro]

From somewhere deep within Hal’s now tiny rabbit body came a sound that wanted to be an indignant rant about reckless assumptions, spectral technology, and the statistical improbability of spontaneous lagomorphization, but emerged instead as an offended little thump of her hind foot. She glared up at him with all the annoyed intensity a rabbit could physically contain, then hopped forward and repeatedly nudged his shoe with her nose. The message was obvious, at least to her: Pick me up

[totalownage42]

Henry frowned down at the unknown rabbit. "D00d. I have a cat. I don't think you sniffin' around here banging your feet about is gonna do you any favours!"

[cultured-in-vitro]

Hal's ears flattened so hard they practically vanished into her fur. The audacity. She immediately launched into an agitated series of thumps that sounded less like fear and more like a formal complaint being filed with extreme prejudice. Then, in a display of scientific problem-solving born entirely from spite, she hopped to the nearest scrap of dust on the floor and began furiously scratching out crude letters with one paw. The result was barely legible and increasingly deranged as rabbit anatomy sabotaged the effort, but after several determined moments it vaguely read: H A L. She sat back, chest heaving with indignation, and fixed Henry with a stare that promised at least three lectures, two insults, and one catastrophic overreaction the instant she regained opposable thumbs.