The Most Cultured Walnuts

[tenorgender]

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

[oneheadtoanother]

[bathroomcube]

how your 20s feel when you dont know what ur doing

[alivehouse]

offering the venus of willendorf some of my taro milk tea

[dogpuppy]

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

[toskarin]

thanks google

[hotvampireadjacent]

Thank god there’s still time for me

[oneheadtoanother]

[segamascott]

[vetchtibbles]

welcome to my farm where I keep my dark horse my black sheep my scapegoat and my underdog. my canary in the coal mine died ages ago

[thedepressexpress]

you call this a farm? where are the bee's knees? where do you hold your horses? the cat that got your tongue?? you're never going to pass this inspection unless the cows come home

[vetchtibbles]

*sweating* we’ve got this excellent elephant in the room which you’ll find is well worth talking about,

[bakwaaas]

your vaguely awkward and socially inept vibe has captivated me

[gengario]

whoops lost myself for about eight years there

[catchymemes]

[scorpiel]

[official-boob-posts]

not enough people are talking about this smh

[segamascott]

holy shit