Sometimes I'll Post Stuff

Any/All Slimeboy Extraordinaire & Squirrel Enjoyer https://bsky.app/profile/scorpiel.bsky.social PFP br https://dracupa.tumblr.com/

[scorpiel]

Well fuck, the gmail I used to make this account has been hacked... Now they've changed the password and I don't have access to it anymore.

[akeyhiko-deactivated20140715]

[ryanphantom]

I apparently reblogged this in 2012 and someone just reblogged it from me this post is so fucki g cool and fu.nny

[escuerzoresucitado]

[screampotato]

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

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[theramblingvoid]

Hit "view post" and lost it

[everythingfox]

Everything on hold ‘til fox says so

[cottoncandylesbo]

blocked me but my mutuals are smuggling your pet pics past the embargo

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[allegedly-human]

MY IMPACT

[allegedly-human]

WE ARE LEGALLY ALLOWED TO RUN A TRAIN ON SCAR EVERYONE

[wayneradiotv]

Erarg creates world’s first Happypasta

[balaclava-trismegistus]

TM 31-210 Improvised Munitions Handbook - Wikipedia

Its crazy that the United States military was teaching Special Forces guys how to build their own bombs from scratch during the Vietnam War and now you can just download the entire thing on Wikipedia because of a FOIA request

[donjuaninhell]

Way more legit than Ragnar Benson.

[nitrobishop]

[feldfrog]

(Doing phrenology on Hey Arnold) This boy loves sports

[mlarayoukai]

age regression omorashi saw

[i-suggestkemonomimi]

if you see this you have ears and a tail of your choice now sorry. maybe even horns. or feathers perchance if you desire

[shegayonmygirl]

why did ben drown is he stupid

[crescentalice]

Desperately want someone to redraw this thumbnail with Jax

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[mushroominawaterbottle]

petplay but youre a slug so i just stare at you for 3 and a half hours while you eat 1 piece of carrot

[attackofthegiantleeches]

yay I found the post after tumblr.com wouldn't let me search for it.

[anton--rayne]

severely funny poll

[anton--rayne]

the 3 tumblr social measurements