HELLO

twigflicker in the skin

[prettycolors]

#3413ec

[frogmp3]

ladies don’t forget to fill up your water bottle and put it in the fridge before you go to bed tonight so you can have a drink as soon as you wake up tomorrow. men you can die i guess

BUZZFEED DO NOT INTERACT

[sasukesgaychangemymind]

…can i get an explanation for this post?!

[frogmp3]

buzzfeed put this post in a listicle so i added pictures so it would throw off the format of the article when embedded. and i like sasuke

[trans-corvo]

NSFB (not safe for buzzfeed) Sasuke

[nightcorp-archive]

[praial]

[sporesgalaxy]

Oh yea, that reminds me. What I wanted to say, after I ask if you watched Megamind, is, Bernard is totally Megamind's humansona./V

[teojida-archive-deactivated2020]

god’s only intention in making earth was this. humans and everything else was an accident

this is god’s one and only vision

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

"can i get a wa-hoo?" is genuinely the funniest thing a person could say in any situation but it is so undeniably powerful coming from a demon with a cheap mustache

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

i take it back, this is so undeniably powerful im losing my mind

[drearyhours]

scene before movie climax:

protagonist: So who’s with me?

*5 seconds of silence*

the stoic one: *looks up* im in

4 people one after the other: me to

*after everyone else has joined we see The Edgy One standing in the back*

*2 more seconds of silence*

The Edgy One: *chortles* we’re all gonna die… what the hell, im in

[lightsintheskye]

My favorite movie.

[chananderlandersalamander]

this is the funniest thing i’ve seen on tumblr today and it’s not even a post

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

due to personal reasons you will be passing away

[tessfest]

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

[nyanbinyuri]

[acetrek]

[unclefather]

This is like… the real plot for fallout: new Vegas

[publicschoolstories]

to combat the juuling epidemic, several teachers at my school have replaced their bathroom passes with laminated articles on the negative effects of juuling attached to lanyards. most notably, they have been rolled into tubes and smoked through.

[trainthief]

imagine thinking you can just call people a slur

Kiddo…. Dick Van Dyke….. is his name

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I don’t have context for this and I hope I never get any

[hawlucha]

Tumblr is like a classroom, we have every type of person and then John Green is the really chill teacher everyone likes because he doesn’t mind if we curse a little and lets us listen to music during a test.

[hawlucha]

im gonna beat the shit out of 14 year old me for making this post

[all-comes-crashing]

me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside” 

[it-mii]

If this ain’t me

[capacity]

Every time I reblog a cool pic I’m like … What the point. But I still continue

[dreamlogic]

RIP RIP RIP i can never interact with my neighbor again holy fuck

i was outside w/ my cat just now. and he went behind a shrub for a bit, and me not realizing my neighbor was on the other side of that same shrub, poked my head round and said way louder than necessary, “my SCRUMPTIOUS darling boy, what ever are you doing over there??”

and this 40-something man i very rarely speak to handled it w/ remarkable grace and very tentatively responded “…..watering my.. roses? you?”

[processintegrated]

#thats just how having neighbors is

[vigilmaker]