yippeeeeeeee

ezra they/them nyc mid 20s boy lesbian

[entitty]

overstimulated in the club tonight

[entitty]

understimulated in the home tonight

[entitty]

at peace in the abandoned grain silo

[ultramanzer0]

is prev a warrior of light or an agent of darkness

warrior of light

agent of darkness

Remaining time: 4 hours 39 minutes

[contemptible-scoundrel]

the sadistic torturer hates my ass because I cant feel pain and even when I do I dont show it because Im a stone cold motherfucka

[loathsomespider]

[ilajue]

washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair

[dogpuppy]

[hotvampireadjacent]

This would be a place of worship if I bought it

[bewbin]

queen mogging my opponent

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[microwaiver]

they hit the second pjackk

[alivehouse]

what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

[pjackk]

NOBODY HELPS ME

[luntfontanne]

jane schoenbrun funniest person alive actually

[luntfontanne]

newest addition to a truly incredible series of tweets following the cannes premiere. nobody's doing it like them

[luntfontanne]

JANE SCHOENBRUN REPOSTED… they said excuse you i am forty

[notahorseindisguise]

"its a living" <- guy who has a job it hates

"its'a living!' <- dr mario frankenstein

[stufftoinspiremetowrite]

Thank you OP. I haven't laughed like that in a really long time.

[notahorseindisguise]

thats why i do this

[divenlydecayed-deactivated20260]

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

[crowdokobolds]

Reblogging this while biting someone and shaking my head the whole time to rend flesh

[cooking-pot]

@tieflingteef

[maidthings]

QUICK TURN ON TUMBLR. ANY BLOG.

[miraclemaya]

pjack is resurrected on the third day of pride. consider that.

[goodgirl-inc]