But I knew him

you cannot compare yourself to a god and wonder why you fall inadequate

[otterbelle]

I was at work today and saw these chameleons chillin and I started to take a video. Little did I know that one of them was a giant asshole.

[adaywithacurlygirl]

UNHAND ME YOU FIEND

[calums5os-deactivated20180510]

My all time favorite fictional characters → Hermione Granger.

[dctorwhu-deactivated20151115]

I picked up an issue of Cosmopolitan the other day that had tips for job interviews, because I was like, ‘I need to get better at interviews.’ The article was basically about how to get someone not to hate you in 20 minutes. Every single thing they told you not to do, I was like, ‘I do that every day.’

[burialseas]

children of the wild ones.

[shoeshaped-deactivated20180323]

okay i know no one cares but seriously i cant stand green jellybeans and i love red jellybeans but im red green colorblind do you see my problem

[inklins]

i can see your problem but you cant

[stand-up-gifs]

Chelsea Peretti

[ketchupcapacity]

I am legitimately concerned for this boy

[spaghettiihoes]

THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST HEADLINE I HAVE EVER SEEN

[mynewurl]

[littlesmartart]

I can’t be the only person who has thought how much easier that fight would be with dadneto come on

[mariannapaige]

[littlenightmarex]

[the-hobbit]

Gandalf: "You’ll have a tale or two to tell when you come back."

Bilbo: "You can promise that I’ll come back?”

Gandalf: "No. And if you do, you will not be the same."

[fan-fares]

Benedict Cumberbatch is engaged! 

[sailforalittle]

get to know me meme: [1/5] favorite male characters » gale hawthorne

"What about the other families, Katniss? The ones who can’t run away? Don’t you see? It can’t be about just saving us anymore. Not if the rebellion’s begun!"

[shortvideosandstuff]

[ottermatopoeia]

shakira, shakira

[ronnieedarko]

"That turtle twerks better than Miley Cyrus."

[earpwave]

[cumbercameos]

Make me choose | Sarah or Alison