Mingi is off to a family trip for the weekend, leaving Yunho alone to his problems. How would he ever cure his blue balls if there's nobody available to help him?
Ships: Jeong Yunho x Fairy!Park Seonghwa
Genre: Smut, Fantasy
Word Count: 3.8k words
Content Warning: Established Relationship (Jeong Yunho x Song Mingi), Undisclosed Polyamorous Relationship (Will be mentioned in future fics), (Some) fourth wall break, Hickeys, Rimming, Dacryphilia, (rest will be mentioned on AO3)
Author Notes: I missed the Fairy!Seonghwa fics so I’m bringing it back! I will be making more of these with the other members so stay tuned! You’ll be able to find this fic on my AO3!
This was going to be a long weekend for Yunho.
No Mingi for 72 hours straight, it felt like an eternity for him. It was straight up torture, a horrific punishment he got himself into for simply being so clingy to him. He promised him that he would bathe, eat and take care of himself while he was gone, only for Yunho to burst into tears an hour later once he glanced down at the familiar blue t-shirt that Mingi left couple weeks ago that he forgotten to give back. It was like a child's stuffed toy that was loved, cuddling and giving kisses to the fabric as he felt his scent rise up to his nose. He hasn't washed the t-shirt yet, but he wouldn't need to. It was the very thing keeping him going, the thing that made him feel close to Mingi.
The first night was Yunho watching a movie alone to keep his head from spiraling. It was a K-drama, particularly a BL. The love interest reminded him of Mingi. He was very forgetful, but a responsible young man. He wanted to tune in longer to see if they would get together, lasting until the middle of the night to see that the main character got hit by a car and was put into a coma after constantly seeming irritable at the character's forgetful traits. He closed his laptop out of frustration, another K-drama trope that let to a tragedy that will last for another season.
Laying in the dark room lies a lonely giant, too tall to curl into the blanket successfully in a cramped room. He bumped his head couple times, apologising to the wall as if it was a person. He drew a stick figure of Mingi, laying him right next to him as he chats to the papered being about his day. He rocks to himself, soothing his clingy urges before a ball of light came from under the pillows. He lift up the sheets to see that Mingi texted him about staying a lot longer than the weekend due to his parents missing him.
"Hey babe... I'm gonna come back on Friday instead. I'm so sorry, but we'll spend that weekend together. I promise!"
Yunho threw his phone against the wall he apologised to out of frustration. He couldn't do it anymore. He couldn't stand being away for Mingi for another 5 days. That's a whole week, why didn't he say anything before? Of course there's nothing much he could do now other than live with the idea that he would need to stay away from his boyfriend so they can live their lives separately...
But then, Yunho gets horny.
This was his biggest fear throughout it all. The idea of him wanting to have sex, but nobody to be with. Mingi was probably asleep at this time, or awake hanging out with his family members. It would be really weird if he decides to sext him in his family home. This leads Yunho with no other option but to... masturbate to porn.
So he puts on a VPN (this fic is sponsered by Nord VPN - guys I'm kidding lol) before going on a porn site filled with multiple gay men having fun with each other. He hovered through the first fic he could find, just for him to get bored and look at something else. The same thing would happen over and over and over and over...
He finally finds a video that reminds him of Mingi. Same build, similar "size", and even sounds like him. So he clicked onto the video and got his knobin out. This instantly brought him back to his teenage years, but nonetheless he shook the odd feeling out and did what he needed to do. He tugged and pulled at the pace the guy was groaning at, so loud and whiny and... wait, the video ended?
Yup, he accidentally pressed on a 30 second video of a guy promoting his OnlyFans. "Jesus, everything is an ad now..." He thought to himself, as he clicked onto his profile to see that this was the only video he uploaded. Looks like Yunho would have to use the very thing he never thought he would ever use... straight porn. You thought he was gonna use his imagination, huh?
He clicked onto the first video he could find, which involves a popup ad for a service. Wait... this guy doesn't look that bad.
"Hey Yunho..." The curly white haired guy spoke to him. Wait... what is going on here? And why does he know his name? If you were thinking the same thing, then congratulations my lovely, Yunho would probably agree with you.
"Did you just say my name?" Yunho answered back, thinking nothing of it. (Poor survival skills)
"Yes, Yunho. I did!" The video showcased the curly white haired guy nude in a bedroom, about to have sex with a mysterious man that was unidentified. "I see you got yourself in a bit of a pickle! I'll come over immediately."
It was when the screen went dark before a glowing light appeared from Yunho window, a golden limosine floating right across from Yunho's view before the same guy from the came out from the door with a sparkly suit... a birthday suit might I add. The mysterious guy was moving rather peculiar, almost like he had no clue how to act in public in a random person's house by opening the window slightly and getting stuck. That was when Yunho realised... this wasn't just any other guy, he was a fairy. His struggles were causing fairy dust to sprinkle from before he slid right out and bumped into a wall, landing onto his lap.
"Heh... sorry. This wasn't the grand intro I planned to do..." The fairy turned pink, seeming embarassed by his behaviour. "Well... intros ain't always the most important thing you needed to know someone. My name is Seonghwa, your Fairy Godmother."
Yunho didn't speak the whole time he has came in, he would be what others may call... stunned. He tried to muster up the courage to say something about this odd magical being since deep down... he really likes him. He reminds him of someone that he loves very much, and that was his boyfriend, Mingi.
"Mingi..." He sighed out loud... but Seonghwa understood him very well.
"You miss your boyfriend, do you?" He placed his hand onto Yunho's chin, seeing him pout so saddeningly. He could feel the pain getting to him that he turned blue, seeing the colour form in his hand.
"I want Mingi..." Yunho cried before Seonghwa held him close. His embrace was warm, almost regulating him from his big emotions. "He went away for family stuff for a week and all I want is to have sex with him... it's not fair... it's really not fair..."
"Shhh... it's ok... I'm here now, Yunho." Seonghwa sat next to him, almost cuddling his body that was touch starved. It was everything that he wanted. He wanted love and compassion, which he managed to get from him. He didn't want to admit it, but he was giving everything that Mingi couldn't give at that moment. Well... almost everything. There was one thing that he was missing...
"So... why are you here? I have a boyfriend... Shouldn't you find someone else that is lonely?" Seonghwa hushed his lips, brushing his hair in the areas he liked. It was almost like he was cursed by his spell he casted onto him.
"Well... I only appear when someone is in distress... so maybe you needed more than just a hug?" Seonghwa pointed out a tent forming underneath the covers, knowing exactly what he needed. He just needed Yunho to say the words before he could start.
"I want to say something... but I don't want to betray Mingi..."
"Don't worry about Mingi now, just tell me what you want!"
"Maybe we can... have a shower together?" Seonghwa sighed, but followed every suggestion that was given to him.
"Alright then, I'll turn on the water."
Seonghwa disappeared from next to him, which made Yunho panick before he heard water flowing from the shower in the other room. He got up to see what was going on, hoping that he wasn't hallucinating due to his lack of comfort. He pulled up his pants as he made his way to the bathroom, opening the door slightly to see a majestic Seonghwa washing himself with his loofah. Yunho couldn't help but watch, seeing the being brush his body with the very thing he uses to wash himself. He knew he found this attractive, but was still afraid to open up to his urges.
He thought to himself... "he is so beautiful...", which he accidentally said out loud, echoing through the walls and onto his ears. Seonghwa turned back towards the door, which was shut before he could see him. He blushed at the compliment, wishing that Yunho could join him.
Behind the closed door lays an awkward man who doesn't want to embarass himself. He wants to go inside... REALLY badly. He wants to see his wet hair, his wet body, his gorgeous eyes as he kneels down to suck- no no no! What was he thinking? He has a boyfriend already! How could he think about a man in this way?
But wait... he could hear something. It sounds like... moaning? Could it be... Seonghwa touching his precious body in the shower? Yunho instantly thought about the time he walked into Mingi touching himself... and they had sex right there and then. He wants to watch everything, but what if he sees him? Wouldn't that be the attractive part? The moans were getting louder, and it was starting to sound a lot more wetter than it should've been in a bathroom... Ugh... stupid brain... he just needs to cut that brain off and enjoy the moment.
Yunho finally crept the door open to see a naked Seonghwa touching himself, yanking his princess part as he stimulates his buttons. His eyes were closed, almost as if he was in a daze. He sat down in the shower cubicle, looking like he was the exhibition. He doesn't notice that Yunho was right there, which was by design he wanted to create for him. There was a sign at the door that said "touch me", giving him the heads up when he was ready. It was comfortable for him, where he was meeting at his level.
Despite his heart telling him no, he finally opened the door meeting with no reaction but the heat that hit him. Seonghwa was still moaning, but the mood shifted the moment Yunho took his hand and helped him jack off. Seonghwa opened his eyes and saw a reddened Yunho on top of him. "Yes! You're here! You're finally here!"
For the first time, Yunho cracked a smile for Seonghwa before removing his hand away. The awkwardness still lingers, but he was starting to feel butterflies in his stomach. He looked so beautiful up close, seeing his beauty shine his eyes. Seonghwa felt the same way towards him, standing up to see him tower over him. Yunho, still hesitant, begins to wrap his arms around his body, not caring about his clothes getting wet. His hair sticking onto his forehead as he presses against his back side.
"Seonghwa... you look so beautiful..." He brushed his fringe aside, taking a close look at his face. His pupils were focused on him, his lips forming into a smile.
"Thank you. You should take a look at yourself in the mirror too." Seonghwa blushes even though he heard this compliment a million times, but found it precious to finally hear him say it up close. It was a win for him, seeing how far he came from when they first encountered each other.
"Can I... kiss you?"
"Of course you can, silly!" It was when the both of them leaned in to press their lips against each other, feeling the inside of their mouths for the first time. Yunho has never kissed anyone other than Mingi, which made him feel not as bad as prior.
Despite his inital shyness, Yunho pressed Seonghwa onto a wall, holding him tightly as he feels the other parts of his body. His warm torso kissed from top to bottom, before he kneel down to his hardened shaft. That was when he paused, looking up for an approval before he felt a hand holding his head. He took one lick before allowing his mouth to take all of it. He never got to suck Mingi's dick when they were together, so this was an experience he had to learn by himself... or so he thought.
He choked, couldn't get his throat to go balls deep. Seonghwa was worried for him. He didn't want him to hurt himself for his pleasure, so he taught him a valuable lesson. "It's ok... you don't need to deepthroat if you're inexperienced. Just suck it like a lollipop."
Yunho followed Seonghwa's advice, and it came with a reward - a moan that he came to familiarise. "Yes... keep going, Yunho... ahh..."
He continued, feeling more confident as he carried on doing the lollipop method. The moan echoed around him, getting louder as he sucked. It was all starting to make sense, and he was proud of himself.
"Mmm... show your work to Mingi, and he'll love you forever..." And so he kept going and going and going... until he felt something from the tip of his tongue. It tasted sweet, like strawberries. He pulled out to sees a line of fluid before it broke into two. He wanted to taste it more, wondering where the strawberry taste came from.
"Do you want some more?" Seonghwa asked, holding onto his cock that was still hard.
"Yes... I want the strawberry goodness? Where did it come from?" Seonghwa giggled, stroking Yunho's head.
"Real cum doesn't taste like strawberries, I just so happen to have flavoured bodily fluids! Here... I'll give you some more to try if you keep going." Yunho didn't hesitate, and more it came. It was odd but fascinating. How on earth can precum taste like strawberries? Seonghwa let out another giggle, moaning and sighing at the sensation he was feeling. "Aww Yunho... you're so funny!"
Yunho continued touching Seonghwa's wet body, seeing what else he could do to get him off. He remembered the sight of him touching himself, seeing him pinching his golden brown nipples. So he placed his veiny hands towards his nipples, grabbing onto it in the best way he could. Seonghwa demostrated the ways that he could touch him, and Yunho followed. He stood behind, towering over him once again as he groped his chest before pinching and biting his neck. Seonghwa whined softly, loving how he was using his body in this manner.
"Mmm... yes! Keep going, Yunho!" He continued, his bites causing a mark on his neck and shoulders while his chest was turning red at the forces he was doing to him. He loved how rough he was going, imagining the sight of his looking bruised and fragile. It was when Yunho had enough being the clothed man and wanted to match suits with him. He forgot to ask, but he started grinding his hardened cock against his ass, spanking it to hear his whine turn into a yelp. He sounded like a lost bunny, and he was feeling the dominance that he once left behind.
"Mmm... you like that, Seonghwa? Huh?" He slapped his skin again, Seonghwa getting excited at the sudden change of energy he was feeling. "I wanna fuck you right here right now..."
"I like the sound of that!" It was when Yunho went down to explore Seonghwa's entrance, but noticed a shiny pink heart gem sticking out of his ass. He tug it softly, playing with it to see him squirm on the spot. He loved a little teasing game, which was what he enjoyed doing with Mingi. "P-Please... just take it out and use your dick!"
"Oh? You're demanding? I thought you was meant to do what I say? You're my fairy godmother, right?" Tears poured out of Seonghwa's face, desperation occurred as he felt the plug jiggling inside of him. His legs connected as he pulled one of his hand into a fist as his began to bite his lower lip. His moans were louder than the running shower, forgetting that they were inside the whole time.
"Y-yes! I am your fairy godmother... do whatever to me!" His cries were getting to him as he looked down to see his cock leaking out precum. This was everything he wanted, and it was all because of Seonghwa. He still hasn't removed his buttplug out, since he has more in store for him.
"Suck it, now." He pulled onto Seonghwa's head towards his cock, his moments were swift and smooth. His muffled cries were everything to him, including his eyes looking like a deer in headlights. He loved how obedient he was being, how lovely he was treating him with the way he sucked him so nicely. He couldn't believe he has so much power over a fairy like this. How far could he go until he tells him to stop? That was the question Yunho was asking himself. He pressed against the back of his throat, and he took it really well, all of his inches down to his balls. "Good boy. You're being so good to me."
If this was what Seonghwa could do for him, then maybe he could do more. Perhaps it was time for him to taste more, seeing how much he was leaking throughout all of it. He took a lick out of his cum, that strawberry goodness he was drawn to. Seonghwa was finally calming down, but he wasn't going to allow him to rest.
"Would you do rimming for me?" Seonghwa smiled, going on all fours towards the taller man's anus and licking it. He ate him out like no other would do for him. He hasn't done that with Mingi either, worried that he might think it was gross of him to ask. But alas, Seonghwa did it without asking any questions. The sensation was immaculate, something he has never felt before. He felt so happy that he could sit on him, which he obviously had to ask just in case if that was breaking any boundaries.
"Can I sit-"
"I'm your Fairy Godmother, of course you can sit on me." And just like that, Seonghwa laid down so Yunho could sit on him. He went on his knees at first, but eventually placed his whole weight on his face with his nose brushing between his buttcheeks to breathe. It was when Yunho started riding, and Seonghwa understood the assignment by letting his tongue out the whole ride. Yunho groaned, feeling satisfied enough to allow Seonghwa the very thing he wanted, his cock.
"I think you're ready for my cock now, Seonghwa."
"Maybe you should suck me off a bit more, Yunho?"
"Are you telling me what to do again, Seonghwa?" He giggled, loving the brat role that came with questioning his authority. "And just like that, you're not getting my cock."
"But Yunhooooo!" Seonghwa whined, causing Yunho's dick to move up and down right next to his face.
"You're lucky that you're cute, now bend over." Seonghwa obliged, getting ready to face the very thing he has been eager for while Yunho watched from behind. This time, he finally pulled out his buttplug fully before going back to his bedroom to grab a bottle of lubicant to place inside of his hole and the shaft of his cock.
Seonghwa was hiding his excitement the moment he felt his tip slide inside of him, feeling his warmth as he places another kiss on his cheek. "Seonghwa, you know I love you, right?" Seonghwa nodded, pecking his lips before he began thrusting. The speed was fast, but he was able to pick up the pace as soon as possible. His cheeks slapping against his walls as he wailed out his name.
"Ahhh- oh my god?" His words turning into a jumbled mess as his speech shaking, feeling like a wolf was behind him. He grabbed onto the counter next to the shower, feeling his chest jiggling at the pace of his thrusts. He feels his cock getting deeper until he was balls deep. He loves every single moment of it, collecting himself as he watched from below his cum spilling all over the floor. His tears were coming out again, letting out a sob as he was at his limit.
"It's ok, baby. I'm about to cum."
"Me too!"
And just like that, Seonghwa's hole was filled with white goodness spilling out of him, with some going on his hands. He quickly found his buttplug and rammed it inside so no more can come out. His hole began to pulsate, the buttplug falling out as more cum came out. It was when Seonghwa dropped to the floor, out of breath as he took a deep breath to regulate himself. Yunho was worried that he may have pushed him too far.
"Seonghwa... are you ok...?" His eyes woke up as his pupils stared at him. "Am I in heaven?"
Yunho helped him get up so he could take him to the bedroom to freshen up. He grabbed a towel from the closet and dried him up, feeling his soft body rub against the covers depsite its wetness. As he went to close the shower and clean up, he heard a laughter from the other room. He went to see what was going on, it was only Seonghwa chuckling while looking back at him.
"Oh Yunho... you were so good! Might have to visit you again soon!" He was still naked, but was no longer docile to his eyes.
"Yeah! I loved every moment of it! Thank you, Seonghwa."
"No problem, Yunho. I have to go now, my ride is here!" He watched as he went through the window he came from to view the same golden limousine he has seen before.
"No please... don't leave!"
"I have to! It's nearly daytime! But don't worry, I'll be back tomorrow night! Hopefully... Goodbye, Yunho!" He opened the window with a lot more luck than last time, getting out more easily to enter the opened door that shut behind him. The flying vehicle flew away into the sunrise sky, further and further until it cannot be seen. That was when he received a call from Mingi, a buzzing noise he couldn't ignore.
"Hey babe... I'm kinda horny right now, wanna FaceTime?"
Maybe he wouldn't be as lonely as he thought he would.
hey, so i’m gonna pause on cracktober because i’m not feeling the greatest and i need time off for a bit, but i’ll be back with the rest of the stories!
Ships: Kim Hongjoong x Park Seonghwa (they are the parents)
Genre: Crack
Word Count: 0.8k words
Content Warning: there’s nothing much other than hongjoong get wacked by a baseball bat, and a bit of blood (dw you’ll understand why)
Author’s Note: Seonghwa’s pregnant! Who wants to know the baby’s gender!!!!!!
A/N: Surprise! It's going to feature Xikers, TXT and Stray Kids!
seonghwa - thank you guys for coming!!!
felix - congratulations! i can't believe you have a baby! how many children do you have?
seonghwa - about 16.
chan - 16? but-
yechan - hi.
chan - you guys have a new group?
seonghwa - you don't want to know what i did to get them here.
yechan - i got a 10kg sweet bag from tiktok shop!
seonghwa - that's lovely! now share them with your brothers, ok?
yechan - *carries the bag*
yunho - me and mingi are hungry.
seonghwa - gosh... can't you boys wait for dinner?
yunho - b-but-
yechan - you can have some of my sweets...
seonghwa - see, there you go. why don't you play with your little brothers?
yunho - but-
yechan - we can share our snacks!
yunho - ok then. *walks with yechan*
hyunwoo - hi yunho!
minjae - hey yunho!
yunho - so... what are you boys doing?
hyunwoo - just playing this roblox game.
yunho - you guys only play mobile games?
seeun - yeah... we're at a baby shower. we can't do anything else.
yunho - all of you guys... are playing roblox?
jinsik - yechan isn't. his phone died and now he's socialising with everyone.
yunho - so... heh... what do you do for fun?
yechan - i like to drink boba while looking at shops around the city.
yunho - ah nice!
mingi - yunho, is there food?
yunho - no... seonghwa told us to wait.
yechan - are you guys hungry? i can sneak you some chicken-
mingi - yes please-
yechan - i'll go and get some! *walks to the kitchen without seonghwa looking*
junghoon - yechan is a real one. *plays on his phone*
wooyoong - agreed. i'm lowkey bored. we should play tag.
jinsik - there's a tag game on roblox.
wooyoung - not on roblox, i meant in real life?
jinsik - oh- we have to actually interact?
wooyoung - yeah? you know...? we're all together right now!
yechan - mingi! i got you rice and sticky chicken!
mingi - thank you! you're literally the best!
yechan - it's the least i could do.
wooyoung - they're more of a pirate than us, they didn't you just take it?
mingi - seonghwa won't let me go through... *eats his food*
junmin - do you like it? we made it!
mingi - aww, you guys are so good at cooking!
wooyoung - ah... that explains it.
—
seonghwa - alright guys! we're going to have a gender reveal! who is hoping for a boy?
hunter - awhhhhh not another boy!
jongho - i think we have enough boys for now. i'm already tired of mingi.
mingi - wha-
seungmin - it would be cute if it was a girl!
hyunjin - yeah! finally, a girl for the kq family!
wooyoung - yeah... a girl.
san - don't tell me you want another boy- it would be great to have a little sister!
wooyoung - of course you'd say that.
yeosang - a girl pirate would be pretty!
yunho - we already got sandeoki.
yeosang - that's a cartoon????
san - hey- she's still my daughter!
yeosang - ok crazy cat lady-
san - hey-
seonghwa - ok then! we injected either a pink or blue liquid through hongjoong's bloodstream! we're gonna wack his face until blood comes out and we'll see what colour shows up!
beomgyu - what-
hongjoong - we wanted to do something ceo friendly that doesn't burn forests, so this is the best way that will wow people!
seonghwa - bat please!
hyunwoo - *gives seonghwa a bat*
seonghwa - everybody! do not try this at home!
kai - awh... there goes my plans.
yujun - you can always do it outside!
kai - oh yeah!
seonghwa - three... two... one- *wacks hongjoong until blood comes out*
everyone - *gasps, closes their eyes*
minjae - guys look! it's a boy!
everyone - *everyone looks, groans*
jongho - again???
san - christ- you're having another boy after 16???
yechan - well... that was surprising was it...
seeun - well... i guess we're having a little brother again.
yujun - yay!!! a boy!
hongjoong - *is dizzy* what... we're having a boy? again?
seonghwa - yup!
hongjoong - really??? it would be nice to have a girl.
seonghwa - yeah, but it's ok. this boy will be so loved regardless!
chan - congrats on the baby boy!
minho - i'm so happy for you guys! that baby will grow up to be so charming like all of you guys!
jisung - i agree!
seonghwa - aww shucks...
jeongin - guys... the food is gone-
seonghwa - MINGI!
mingi - it wasn't me... it was- *points at yunho*
yunho - h-huh...?
hunter - *eating the chicken*
yechan - *eats his sweets*
seonghwa - awh... my sweet babies.
junmin - *sleeps on the floor*
seonghwa - *strokes junmin's back* junmin... do you want to sleep on the couch?
junmin - *groans, gets up to lay down on the couch, falls back to sleep*
seonghwa - aww... *removes his coat and wraps it around junmin*
jinsik - is junmin ok?
seonghwa - he's alright. he's just tired.
jinsik - we're gonna go soon. i want to make sure that he's ok.
seeun - i'm gonna give him a piece of sweet and put it in his mouth! *puts the sweet in his mouth*
junmin - *chews, smiles a bit*
seeun - yeah he's tired. i'll bring back his energy so he can go into the car!
Ships: Choi San x Jung Wooyoung (small cameo but they can be friends!)
Genre: Crack
Word Count: 0.7K Words
Content Warning: talks of body count, a found corpse, talks of disposing of a corpse, talks of amputating a corpse, stealing belongings to a dead person, ateez going to jail
Author's Note: i did so many warnings lol
wooyoung - san wants to lay an egg.
seonghwa - insight me.
wooyoung - he was asking me why don't humans lay eggs since it was easier. sometimes i just want to push that man off a cliff.
san - hi!
wooyoung - care to ask me where do babies come from?
san - no- i just wanted to ask, if babies are in the womb, could they go to the stomach and comes out the mouth end?
wooyoung - san no- that's not how pregnancy works-
san - also, what is mpreg-
seonghwa - no. i'm not telling you that.
san - please???
seonghwa - no.
yunho - do you know what a body count is?
san - how many people you killed?
yunho - no dummy, i meant in a sex context.
san - why would you say you had 30 bodies in a sexual context?
yeosang - because you used their bodies???
wooyoung - look san, i'm tired of your questions, just ask me stuff like would you date me if you was a worm type shit.
san - would you love me if i was a strawberry?
wooyoung - yes, because you'd be inside of me.
san - ew what the heck-
wooyoung - i meant i'd eat you and i'd enjoy it.
san - why would you eat me?
wooyoung - because you're a fruit, you was meant to be eaten. out of everyone in the world, i would choose you to eat and fulfil the very reason why you was brought to this earth. that fulfilment would cause the end of your existence, but it would become a memory where it lingers on my tongue and on my head when i think of the day i bought you. you would be bright, vibrant and delicious until the end.
san - this is so beautiful... thank you, wooyoung.
hongjoong - i found a body!!!
everyone - *runs to the garage*
jongho - ew, he looks lifeless.
wooyoung - he died, jongho.
san - what do we do now?
hongjoong - i don't know.
seonghwa - sweetie, will you please call the ambulance?
hongjoong - i will, i'm in shock.
yeosang - anywho, i'm gonna eat some jello. *leaves*
san - what was the guy's name?
hongjoong - i don't know, i randomly hit him as i was leaving.
jongho - jesus christ, hongjoong. just call the ambulance if you want to be seen as innocent.
wooyoung - or hide the body...?
jongho - hiding the body will make you guilty.
wooyoung - i know, but do something rather than staring at him.
yunho - i say we call the ambulance.
seonghwa - good idea.
wooyoung - that sounds boring, we should hide the body.
seonghwa - WOOYOUNG!
yeosang - he's right, it has been too long now. we better hide the body. *eats jello*
seonghwa - guys, we are not hiding the body. now let's figure out what we can do here.
jongho - i'm not touching the body, but we should hide it.
seonghwa - why do you guys want to hide the body?
wooyoung - because he's dead. what is an ambulance going to do?
seonghwa - it makes you look like a good civilian, wooyoung.
mingi - why are we staring at a dead body again?
san - can we do cpr on him?
wooyoung - i think he's too far gone for that.
yunho - so... let's call an ambulance.
seonghwa - yeah- *takes his phone out*
hongjoong - NO- *throws his phone and breaks it*
seonghwa - HONGJOONG WHAT THE FUCK
hongjoong - let's hide the body.
everyone - yay!!!!
wooyoung - wait why are we cheering?
hongjoong - yeosang, get the bleach. mingi, get the saw. san, you'll steal his wallet and cards.
san - ew, why do i have to touch him?
hongjoong - well we have to strip off his clothes to cut his body parts in peaces, right? wooyoung, you'll help san remove the clothes and wash them so they are suspiciously nice and clean.
wooyoung - yes, captain.
seonghwa - HONGJOONG WHAT THE FUCK-
hongjoong - why are you worried?
seonghwa - WE ARE NOT HIDING THIS BODY? I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL????
hongjoong - you're either joining, or not. the choice is yours.
seonghwa - i'll snitch on you.
hongjoong - you better not.
seonghwa - try me-
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hongjoong - there's no way you just got us arrested-
seonghwa - i told you-
police officer - *send everyone to a police van*
yunho - hey! i wasn't even involved???
jongho - same here?
police officer - we know, but we want you to come in for questioning.
yunho - i didn't want to get involved!
seonghwa - i have to come along as well, so at least we'll be together.
hongjoong - no fuck you-
seonghwa - what????
wooyoung - he's right, seonghwa.
seonghwa - w-wooyoung?????
wooyoung - i'm all cuffed because of you. why did you snitch?
seonghwa - don't say it like that, you know i did it for your sake.
yeosang - well it didn't help us either.
seonghwa - well, you guys should've called an ambulance!
very random but would you read choi san x black reader fanfics???
yes
no
Voting ended onSep 24, 2025
if you don’t read fanfics, please don’t answer this poll! i want to see any interest since most people in this fandom prefers idol x idol stories rather than idol x reader due to… not wanting to be delulu. i have an interesting plot that would only make sense if it was an x reader. i am NOT raceswapping one of the members.
hey guys! so i made another account for dividers @stationarydividers
i wanted to post them here but i realised i mostly do 18+ content so to keep minors safe they can go there instead so they don’t have to look at the stuff i do and maybe feel uncomfortable!
plus i do 13+ and 16+ ones, which could be useful for them. i only added them in because some of the stories might be suggestive while some are pretty tame.
also i realised that due to the nature of this account, i will be posting on @naegashutyoassup for the upcoming chapters!
well, that’s everything done! i’ll be focusing on school while also making these stories so it can be done on time!
This October, I will be participating in Cracktober on Tumblr, AO3 and on here for the ATEEZ fandom, as well as giving 31 ‘Weird A$$ ATEEZ Short Stories’ pilot chapters every day to see if anyone will be interested in them.
My stories haven’t been doing well lately, and so I need to have an interest test to see if I will get a lot of views out of it. I am grateful for anyone reading my stories, and thank you for your patience whenever I take long to update.
Once I get the green light, I will release them as well as 200+ chapters! They will be available on my Wattpad and AO3!
If you haven’t came from my Stray Kids stories, it’s really just a crack book where I do whatever the heck I want. The chapters will be like a script, which I will then use to reenact on my YouTube channel (as well as my upcoming new Tiktok page!)
I’ve been writing for K-pop for nearly 6 years, and I would like to celebrate it. If it weren’t for fanfictions and fans’ creativity, I would’ve never been a K-pop fan. I love how diverse and fun fanfictions can be and I want to share with you my take on my new ATEEZ project!
Yes! Cracktober instead of kinktober! Your favourite cursed fanfic writer is about to give you 31 stories of utter nonsense including ATEEZ this year! Some might be mixed with smut, while some might be angst, or dumb fluffy stories with a twisted ending. Some might be short, some might be long. Who knows? Only you will find out, this October!
There will be a master list below to make it easy to navigate through it all. I will be posting every day during October to make up for the lack of posts! Any suggestions or ideas, please let me know!
Consider this a Weird A$$ ATEEZ Short Stories pilot to make sure anyone is interested in my stories! (WILL BE POSTED ON WATTPAD AND AO3!!!)
1. Pirate ship booty
2. Body count
3. Seonghwa’s baby gender reveal
4. Never buy weed from Choi Minho (featuring SHINee)
5. Hongjoong and the dickstalk
6. Mingi’s Chocolate Factory
7. Why did Seonghwa cross the road?
8. I’m taking the kids (featuring Xikers)
9. Yeosang gives birth to an Alien
10. Spaghetti Sea Monster
11. nude beach date (featuring EXO’s Kai)
12. jongho shows his thighs and the whole world explodes
13. wooyoung dies and turns into a big booty latina
14. in your fantasy concert, but it’s actually in your fantasy
15. san converts into hellokittyism and byeol disowns him
16. yunho gets a bbl and gets sponsored by kim kardashian (featuring the kardashian family)
17. Yeonjun and Wooyoung catfighting in the middle of a parking lot (featuring TXT)
18. A random kdrama knock off (featuring a mystery K-pop idol of my choice)
19. Hongjoong and Seonghwa comes out as gay — no one is surprised
20. why do i have tiddies????
21. ateez comes to london and accidentally became roadmen
22. wooyoung beats up san and goes to jail (featuring EXO’s Kai)
23. yeosang and san becomes chefs and burn the whole kitchen down
24. ateez anniversary bash (featuring bunch of kpop groups)
25. minjae learns what the word fuck means and ateez gets cancelled on twitter (featuring Xikers’ Minjae)
26. ateez and stray kids make out while fans fight with each other (featuring Stray Kids)
27. Mingi and Yunho go to Notting Hill Carnival (might feature a kpop idol/group so stay tuned!)
28. Jongho worked at a Jolibee’s and watched a fight happening (featuring TXT and Stray Kids)
Warnings: Gang Bang, Slutshaming, Degrading, Penetration, Polyamory relationship
It’s been eight months since you became Ateez’s newest manager after the two other previous ones ran away because of how they were chased by Jongho and Yeosang telling them they’ll end up like the apples Jongho broke with his two bear hands
Technically you became the group’s longest manager to stay since the last two didn’t even make it a month
Which is understandable since being with them is like hell, and by hell, IT’S LITERAL HELL trying to tame eight spans of Satan in one go
Let’s just say they didn’t know their limits and dragged you to every trouble they could put you in
But strangely enough they started to be a bit more quiet lately, it started past month when you accidentally walked in Wooyoung masturbating he started to be more quiet, when Yeosang accidentally walked on you taking a bath, though he didn’t clearly see you just your figure through the glass, when you cleaned the house everyone just kept quiet and looked at you which was wierd
Now your walking towards the laundry room holding Wooyoung’s basket taking it to the rest of the baskets that were piled up in the room
“What the-“ you exclaimed as you saw that the baskets were flipped over and most of the clothes are piled down on the floor
“Ok who did this?!” you shouted but nobody showed up or answered your question
You put down Wooyoung’s basket on the side and started to pick a random basket and putting all the rest of the dirty clothes, not caring anymore who owns which
You aren’t suppose to do their laundry but the boys begged you to do it despite having a bad relationship with them
“Be their manager they say” you mumbled out “its gonna be fun they say” you added
As you were picking up clothes you felt something hard wrapped in one of the underwears, you unwrapped it and it was a purple dildo
Your eyes widened as you stared at it it wasn’t big neither was it small
Looking at it turned you on to be honest living with eight good looking boys turned you on everytime they changed in front of you or jokingly flirt with you despite the bad relations
You liked it when they tried to sexually touch you in certain parts of your body
You took off your shorts and looked around before finally taking off your underwear with it
You sucked on the dildo making sure it was slippery and wet, gagging yourself in the process
As you were already certain it was ready to put inside you, you arch your back a little as you reach the dildo to your back and slightly push it in you
You whimper and moan out Yunho’s name as you try to push it in while your other hand grips tightly on the pile of clothes in front of you acting as a support to not lose your balance
As it goes deeper you moan out each of the members name randomly
You continued moaning, when you feel like you couldn’t take anymore you stopped and adjusted
You let go of the dildo for a while as you feel your hand was tired from holding it, you adjusted for a while
When you felt like you were ready you tried to reach for it but felt a slap in your hand and someone pushed the dildo in your eyes widened as you let out a moan pleasure and pain at the same time
You felt a hand holding your right arm to keep your balance and another hand in your left
It was Yeosang and Jongho as you felt a whisper from behind “You dirty little Slut” Wooyoung said as he continued to fuck you with the dildo
You moaned loudly and shamelessly as you were being fucked with the dildo washing out the thought that someone might hear you
As you were being fucked you see Seonghwa, San, Hongjoong, Yunho, and Mingi in front of you smiling and staring at you
“Who would’ve thought our manager turned out to be a cock hungry little bitch, that fantasizes about eight men banging him” Hongjoong says as he kneels in front of your fucked out state who was still a moaning mess
He grabs you by your chin and looks into your eyes admiring your pure innocent looking face that’s now crying and drooling over a dildo that was inside your ass
“Don’t worry we’ve also been thinking of doing very dirty things to you” he says as he leans in and kisses you whose mouth was agape and tongue out
You kissed back hungrily, and you whined as soon as he pulled away
“I-I w-want k-kiss” you try to let out but they just smiled at you as they were all taking off their pants
Wooyoung continuously murders your hole with the dildo as you tightened your grip on Yeosang and Jongho on either your side
Yunho kneels in front of you and kisses you and roams his hands all around your body until he stopped in your still soft sensitive buds he plays with it as you moan on the kiss
As soon as Yunho parted, Mingi kneels in front of you presenting his monstrous dick, "Suck" he said as he slapped his manliness in your face multiple times
You couldn't do anything but obey, you took him in your mouth, you were struggling, given how big he was, "Fuck hyung, I've always wondered how you felt around my cock, your mouth is tighter than all the girls we fucked on tour" He whines while his head hangs all the way back and eyes are closed
"I think he's ready" Wooyoung said, "Who wants to go first?" he added
"May I?" Jongho asked while looking at Hongjoong, Hongjoong just nodded and quickly Jongho went to your back
Wooyoung removed the dildo, you whined at the loss, Jongho proceeded to rub the tip of his cock in your slightly gaping hole
"Hyung, fuck, ngh, so tight" he bends his head back
"That's right you slut" Hongjoong said as he grabbed your hands and wrapped it around his dick, while Yunho on the other side
Jongho continuously ravaged your ass while Mingi mouthfucked you, while Yunho ang Hongjoong on both saides of your hands the rest of the group just watched and masturbated
"I'm gonna cum!" Jongho says, "Me too" Mingi exclaims and just like that they both came on your holes you two came untouched while Yunho and Hongjoong also came on your hands
They removed themselves from you, you were going dumb, dizzy and lids half closed
You were tired, you whined when they removed themselves and left you on the floor
"I want a turn" Yeosang said, "Me first!" San said while trying to push Yeosang
They both started bickering, wanting to go first but Hoongjoong thought of something and smiled
"Why not at the same time?" he said, Yeosang and San looked at each other
San manhandled you and placed you on his lap and started rubbing his tip
He slowly pushed his cock inside "Fuck" he leans his head back and closes his eyes "Still so fucking tight, fuck" he groans
You moaned at his sudden intrusion "Enough" you faintly said
Seonghwa laughed, "Enough? just a while ago you were whoring yourself out over a dildo, next time you should be mindful cause your not the only one who lives here" he mockingly said
San started moving upward, your back and head leaning on his shoulders and chest, you also started rubbing yourself on his cock trying to meet his thrusts
"He's so hot" Wooyoung said
"He's ready" San said looking at Yeosang
Yeosang moved in front of you and started making out with you, spitting in your mouth every once in a while and kiss you
"N-No! Don't" you tried to complain but Yeosang was determined, his and San's growls getting louder at Yeosang's intrusion, you screamed at their cocks
San alone was already hard to take in because of his size not as thick as Jongho but definitely longer, Yeosang was shorter than San but definitely girthier, which made it difficult to take them both in
"Fuck hyung!" Yeosang cried, "So tight"
Yeosang was fully in you, two cocks were in you, both men were moaning at how their dicks were against each other being hugged by your tight hole
"Fuck I can't take it anymore" Seonghwa said and held your chin and pulled to face the side
He presented his cock in front of you "Open your mouth" he commanded, you did as you were told and he spit on your mouth
Seonghwa stared at your face for a few seconds, red cheeks, dried tears and sweaty face, traces of cum still evident in the side of your lips
"Filthy, I like it" he said and shoved his dick in your mouth "Fuck so tight and warm" he leaned his head back and closed his eyes
Wooyoung on the other hand proceeded to take your other hand and wrapped it on has manhood
They all started pushing together, you felt euphoric, you felt a mixture of pain, pleasure, and you felt tired but still wanted to keep going
You came as Hongjoong played with your cock as they all were thrusting in you, the rest of the members were biting you and making out with each other and Jongho and Mingi played with your nipples while still masturbating
"Fuck, I'm gonna cum" Yeosang said between kisses with Hongjoong
"Me too" San said as Mingi fucked his ass
Yunho was also fucking Seonghwa who was busy with your mouth and same goes with Jongho to Yeosang while he was busy with fucking you and making out with Hongjoong
Your fuck session went on for another hour you cumming five times
All of them as they reach their high tried to cum inside and on your face
After fucking you they cleaned you up and rested you in your room
"So what's the plan?" San asked
"We keep him" Hongjoong said
"What if he hates us for doing all those?" Yeosang said worried
"Then let's be nicer, No more pranks, No more demands, let's have him as our boyfriend" Seonghwa said
"All eight of us?" Jongho said
"Why not right?" Woo said
"Ok then let's be nicer" Yunho said
Ever since that day the boys were well behaved, all of them listened to you, they bought you gifts and started being touchy
Casually they would gang bang you but sometimes on tour you get used like a clock sleeve by who ever needs to release
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A/N: This was a draft from 3 years ago, I wrote this during the pandemic but I never actually continued it till now, but since I wanted to get this out there I finished it, also as a thank you for 200 followers!!! This is just a little gift for all of you readers! Hope you enjoy this
Content Warning: Character Death, threatening death, house break in, gunshots, bad human anatomy, adult human inside anus, omega San, weed/drugs mention
Author's Note: i swear this was from an episode of south park lol
The two lovebirds were making out on the bed while watching a movie on their TV, their lips smacking and crashing as the action scene continued.
The steamy moment comes to an end when they heard gunshots from outside. It sounded very close to home, and Wooyoung started shaking out of fear. He turned the TV off for less light, as he looked outside discreetly in case it wasn’t what he thought it was.
Turned out, it was exactly what he thought it was.
Guys were out to get Wooyoung after he hasn’t paid back their money, and he doesn’t want to cut his life short. They had big guns, big muscles and they smelt of weed.
Wooyoung looks at San, confused as to why he was looking like he lost all his colour on his skin. He doesn’t know about what is happening between the people shooting outside of his home and why Wooyoung was involved.
“Wooyoung… is there something you haven’t told me yet?” He asked. His boyfriend stayed quiet. Tears are forming on his eyes and they were falling down at rapid pace, multiple droplets at once. “Wooyoung, can you talk to me please?”
They suddenly heard a bang at the door like someone was trying to break in. Wooyoung finally snapped out of silence and tried to form words as best as he could.
“I have no time to explain, can I go inside your bootyhole to hide?” San was confused, he never thought his boyfriend would ask such a bizarre question like that. Knowing that he has no other choice, he pulled down his pants and opened his cheeks. Wooyoung figures that he should start from his head so he could see everything.
He lubed up his head and slid inside. The area was dark but a hint of red, before becoming pitch black. He could feel San’s moans vibrating through his body, making his head shake. Every time San spoke, he would sound like a vibrating muffling mess. But alas, Wooyoung pulled his body deeper inside until his managed to curl his legs inside and San could pull his pants back up.
San lays down on his side as he continues watching the movie on the TV with popcorn in his hand. He moans slightly every time Wooyoung spoke inside of him, or even switched positions. He tries to conceal it the best he could as he heard guys coming inside of his home.
They searched around for any living person, even screaming Wooyoung’s name. “WOOYOUNG WE KNOW YOU’RE HERE! GIVE ME MY MONEY OR YOU’LL GET IT!”
San started to get worried, which makes his rectum tighter and tighter, causing Wooyoung to not be able to breathe. He kicked the wall to signal him to stop, but he doesn’t notice and continues moaning while clutching his booty.
The guys finally came up and spotted San in his room. They calmly asked “where’s Wooyoung” as they searched his room like they were police officers.
“I don’t know, he went out and hasn’t been for a while.” San explained, trying to lie for him.
“Don’t lie to me, his phone is here. I tracked it.” San shakes, trying to figure out another lie.
“I don’t know why he left his phone here? I thought he took it?” As they checked his bed and just found his phone, they just apologised for breaking in and left. Knowing that it was finally safe due to him watching them walk away, he pulled down his pants again and pushed Wooyoung out of his bootyhole.
Once he finally got his head out, he noticed something wrong. Wooyoung wasn’t breathing at all.
He did CPR on him, hoping that it could bring him back to life, but there was no use. 10 minutes has passed, no sign of life. He called the ambulance while frantically screaming at his boyfriend to wake up, they got there as soon as possible and took over from him.
It did turn out that he died, due to asphyxiation from being inside of his ass.
His last moments were him trying to bang on his rectum wall to stop him from clutching his ass, but stopped after realising that he would rather die while being inside of his boyfriend’s ass than at the mercy of the drug dealer he took a job with and failed miserably. He said “thank you for saving me, I love you” which San probably didn’t even hear due to him speaking made him moan and squirm on his bed.
But hey, at least he felt his last moments. He even smiled while tears were in his eyes, and luckily San got to see it, which was why he thought he was sleeping. He had a very peaceful death while being inside of his boyfriend. Very romantic.
