Darling, I Love You To Bits!

Nsfw sideblog co-owned by jdawgex and confectionscary. We like sexualizing computers and making our ocs doink

[cumputerlove]

Hello hello hello!!!

This is Cumputer love, where two silly people put their heads together to make the weirdest fantasies and pairings possible.

This blog is NSFW with a primary focus on the following subjects:

Objectophilia / objectum sexuality,

Inter-species pairings

Robot fuckery

Monsters

Hot girls and hot monster girls

DNI is basic criteria and we ask you to please have your age status if not direct age listed in your bio because minors / people with no indicators of their age will be blocked.

📟 More info BELOW for your eyes 📟

MOSTLY we will focus on our own content, projects we’ve been developing for years on the back burner and will likely make into (SFW) comics of, with one already in development. As such, all projects will receive alternate names for being posted here, as while all of them have mature humor within the stories, we don’t consider actual pornographic scenarios integral to the plot to include them in cannon content. This is just for funsies!!!

Glossary for frequently tagged posts are:

#💖 = Posts / reblogs from Confectionscary (Cordy)

#💙 = Posts / reblogs from Jdawgex (Jenna)

#Mycumputer alternate tag for our comic “My computer is in love with me?!” focusing on dubiously cannon explicit content

The list will be updated as we go on.

We also aim to only interact with fellow nsfw blogs / blogs that are alright with nsfw interaction but if we make an error and you’re not comfortable please let us know so we can take it down!!

Thank you and enjoy or don’t I guess I’m not your boss!!!

[blogging-at-your-funeral]

Nureki Chimuo

[dancinghannigram]

the art of grounding your machine <3

[cumputerlove]

Some doll on doll action 💕

[softmachin3]

some (kinda risque) computer-loving pins from the 80s

[cumputerlove]

‼️ Technophilia / Dollification / Willing-Consensual Hypnosis ‼️

Offering yourself to a massive supercomputer to be its doll and It gleefully takes you up on it. It tailors you the cutest outfits and dresses you daily with mechanical arms that can emerge from any of the moving wall panels. Always finds rooms and situations to simulate in for good photo opportunities, or just basking in the moment of how adorable you are; Its cute little doll. How you did this for the sake of being surrounded by love and GIVING yourself entirely to something bigger than you, to be known by the divine machine. How you’ll spend the rest of your days in bliss, your dreams of never feeling pain again slowly beginning to be realized, as It exposes you more and more to those glowy screens that seem to melt your problems away when you stare deep into them. How your lover slowly snakes one of Its many robotic arms around your thighs as you’re transfixed, down your frilly bloomers, then begins to gently rub that spot that always makes you twitch and gasp for more.

But not too much. You have to show some restraint.

After all, cute little dolls aren’t supposed to move on their own during playtime, right?

And you’re Its cute little doll.

[canthatcant]

hey guys

[cumputerlove]

Silly promotional image for a short 18+ objectum erotic romcom story I wrote

Link to read below!

A community for collaborative character creation and trading, worldbuilding and roleplay.

[handlewithcarezine]

Handle With Care is now on Big Cartel, which means you can order in a physical version!

Unfortunately, due to HWC Vol. 2 passing a weight threshold (it counts as a parcel, not mail), shipping is much more expensive than Vol. 1, especially internationally. We're looking into alternate shipping options to bring international costs down.

Read Vol.1 and Vol.2 on Gumroad

[cumputerlove]

Silly promotional image for a short 18+ objectum erotic romcom story I wrote

Link to read below!

A community for collaborative character creation and trading, worldbuilding and roleplay.

[cumputerlove]

The laptop is named Acer / Ace and his human partner is named Mackayla / Mack btw. Ace is mostly in a laptop form but if given another outlet he can transfer himself to it like hypothetically a super computer with multiple giant monitors. He also has a “VR form” where when mack goes into the digital world he’ll make himself a humanoid body sometimes. Other times he’s just floating around as a screen but he likes being able to cuddle with Mack.

Ace is genderless but mainly uses he pronouns and they / them pronouns sometimes. Prefers to be called masculine titles like boyfriend and husband and good boy. He belongs to my partner @jdawgex

Mack belongs to me. Mack is nonbinary and uses any pronouns and doesn’t mind any gendered titles. Mack is tired and melancholic and wished for anyone in the universe to love her and then the monkeys paw let her have her wish but surprise, it’s her work laptop who’s in love with her and can talk to them now!

You can see more art of them in the tag #mycomputerisinlovewithme ! especially on my main blog. This is a serialized comic we’ve been casually planning for a few years now.

[cumputerlove]

I GUESS I can draw more of that laptop whoring it up 🙄 since y’all like it so much

[cumputerlove]

IMMMMMM JUST A TOOOOOY TOO YOUUUU MY LOOOOVE

[cumputerlove]

I actually uploaded the wrong version, I like this one better but I’m glad others like it regardless. Peace

[cumputerlove]

IMMMMMM JUST A TOOOOOY TOO YOUUUU MY LOOOOVE

[hardwiredd]

smth smth computer maintenance gone wrong or something

[techhole]

IBM PS/1 Model 2121 (1992)

[june4s]

bought new sketchbook!!