In a Cuntctopus's Garden

A blog for being real

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SIDE TO SIDE THEME VERSION 2!!

CLICK HERE FOR CODE!

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you guys can unfollow this since assblogs are no longer a thing, because now I'm just gonna use it as a theme repository

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sometimes I feel quite bad because I keep putting my weed pipe on my headboard right in front of a picture of my parents 

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ok I'm probably taking this the wrong way but whatever I don't wanna deal with answering it

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ok so I want to post naked pictures of myself and be sexy and all but fuckin roomate isn't going to leave til 7 siiiiiiiiighs

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got booty called to my own house

broke my glasses during sex

the cat interrupted by staring at us which was spooky

it's 4 am and I have to move my giant dumb bed tomorrow

I did it though

I got laid for the first time since february

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WELL I GUESS I'M GOING OVER THERE

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okay……….?!

I mean yes totally let’s not look a gift horse in the mouth here I would love to have sex with you again that would be fucking awesome but wow where did this come from…?!!!!

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MAN DO IT

JUST DO IT

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I REALLY WANT TO BUT I GUESS WE’LL SEE HOW SHE FEELS WHEN SHE’S SOBER?

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If she does when sober, then REALLY YES. :D

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we just went from a discussion of sex to a discussion of patio furniture. I have no idea where this is going. did I mention she's one of my roomates?

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okay……….?!

I mean yes totally let’s not look a gift horse in the mouth here I would love to have sex with you again that would be fucking awesome but wow where did this come from…?!!!!

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MAN DO IT

JUST DO IT

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I REALLY WANT TO BUT I GUESS WE'LL SEE HOW SHE FEELS WHEN SHE'S SOBER?

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oh you're drunk ok I get it

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okay..........?!

I mean yes totally let's not look a gift horse in the mouth here I would love to have sex with you again that would be fucking awesome but wow where did this come from...?!!!!

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well

on the one hand I'm pretty glad she saw those posts

on the other hand yay she's still looking at my blog that's gr8 isn't it :DDDDDD　

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Billy Castro

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"Fuck I wish I weren't so bad at drinking water"

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jamie updates nudeblog news at 11

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stealst replied to your post: deaddiscodiva replied to your post: brothasoul...

Draw asschat drankin!

put this here because secrets

cuntctopus is the purple ass double fisting it, dagger is the one on the ground having emotions, shark has a bong, and asspussy is riding him 

all is as it should be

*edit* except that I FORGOT TO UPLOAD THE PICTURE?!!!

sighs

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grumps through every fandom, pointing out errors and ruining everyone's fun 　and not liking the characters enough

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Be high

Be horny

Open Word and type out an idea for a really sexy and awesome picture that you want to draw when you're sober tomorrow

minimize word window

realize you were playing Persona 4 and the screen you were on was this:

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you know

I never called my phobia about eyes and teeth "triggers"

just like I never called anything that reminded me of sawyer a trigger

or of anything else that made me upset

because to me a trigger was something that made me hurt myself, or want to hurt myself, and that's what it's always been

but tonight was worse than wanting to hurt myself again and wow I really didn't think that was possible but hey I guess it is

ok your regular funny and mean and sexy blogging will resume tomorrow I guess but I don't think I can be funny and mean and sexy tonight. Sorry.