Fuck

[frogitivity2]

Please take good care of them!

[cloudslou]

ppl who have sound on for phone notifications…..how do you live like that?? my phone hasnt made a sound since i got it. i will see my notifications when i see them.

[hellish-daddy]

[funnytwittertweets]

[theocseason4]

[ignorantsanonymous]

[cuntably-cute]

Did...did I just find the one Christian that I agree with???

[thotsxo]

[90s90s90s]

[bewellbewholebenoble-deactivate]

Get yourself a man who describes you like Aladdin describes his princess

[dannydino11]

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

[cuntably-cute]

[danger]

[b-abygirllll]

“It hurts to wait for someone who’s never coming back again.”

— 3 am thoughts (via suspend)

[jaubaius]

Penguins getting weighed.

[t3sticles]

Penguine lady: good boy! Who’s a good boy!

Penguine: [UNGODLY SHRIEKS OF TERROR]

[cuntably-cute]

This one time in 9th grade my gum fell out of my mouth and my teacher called me out in front of everyone and I thought that was the most embarrassed I’d ever be in my entire life and now as a 22 yr old I realize just how fucking wrong I was.

[cuntably-cute]

[kotortwo]

literally obsessed with this tiktok (x)

[atomic-rez]

Godzilla after he fucks up Tokyo for the 6th time this week

[one-day-it-all-makes-sense]

You're the only one I wanna kiss, I wanna have sex with, I wanna marry, I wanna spend my whole life with. The only one.