Puke.

18. New fucking Zealand. Child of childs. Goldfish pilot. Completely lost in insanity.

[sixpenceee]

Creepy Zodiac Monsters by Damon Hellandbrand

Aries

Taurus 

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn 

Aquarius

Pieces

(Source)

[dramaticbackstory]

Pisces.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[fatmagic]

[brunz]

That Seinfeld fella is pretty funny he should get his own show

[meta-xylene]

I’ve got some great news

[brunz]

what

[meta-xylene]

I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to geico

[bingomann]

My dog has a habit where, right before a walk, she just takes a mouthful of kibble and keeps it in her mouth. Then, during the walk, she would decide on a good spot and just spit the kibble out and then eat it.

[bingomann]

[otahkoapisiakii]

She’s looking for a good picnic spot

[starwarsgraphictee]

She’s keeping her metabolism up!

[soracities]

due to personal reasons im going to bury myself in the dirt where i belong 

[catchymemes]

[scottishwinds]

My cute baby mimosa plant that curls its leaves closed if you touch it is actually going to be a full blown tree so I can’t keep him on my desk forever ;______;

[sixpenceee]

“Most news outlets are only showing the blurry zoomed in picture of the black hole so I’m posting the entire zoomed-out image of the black hole and everything it is consuming. The tiny black spec in this image is 6.5 billion times the size of our sun. This thing is HUGE.” Dan Farr

[riggio037]

Wow-oh-wow-oh-wow!!!!   Feeling small!!!

[sixpenceee]

okay so u told us how to summon the devil but all i wanna know is how to summon a sea bear from spongebob

The following are ways that attract the Sea Bear:

Playing the clarinet badly

Waving your flashlight back and forth really fast (Patrick says flashlights are their natural prey)

Stomping the ground (SpongeBob says they take it as a challenge)

Eating cubed cheese; sliced is safe

Wearing a sombrero in a goofy fashion (such as upside down)

Wearing clown shoes

Wearing a hoop skirt

Screeching like a chimpanzee (From how SpongeBob and Patrick repeat never, this is a VERY big attractor)

Running (makes them attack you again)

Limping (worse than running)

Crawling (even worse than limping)

[fiberglassbunny]

the fact that i don’t have heart shaped pupils is a fucking tragedy

[kristina100000]

me: i don’t cry easily

needle felted mouse:

me:

[averagefairy]

when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job

[thadeeliv]

this is why i keep my skin closed at all times.

[averagefairy]

you….. you what 

[caseygrdnr]

i can relate

[dark-waves]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Oh to be moss…….soggy and living on an old log…………………

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