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kidhellions reblog blog

[chaaistheanswer]

Jousting at the festival to impress your lady love!!!

[tira4sii]

If there is nobody objectifying my ocs then i am dead!!!

[mysterypuppys]

of course you have a hacked governor module and pronouns

[mgsr]

[theweight]

theyre casting jacob elordi as white yoda

[lokaror]

Some sort of scary creature just ripped leon kennedys buttcherks clean off.

[gayhockeyshow]

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

[amasdoodles]

anyway, this was what i actually intended to be my first pieces of pride lmao. inspired by this discussion bc it made me laugh

[veatomis]

Now I'm thinking abt that one "instinct kicked in and he almost kissed him" tweet abt those two that is the epitome of how enlightened people were discussing chargestep back in the day

[veatomis]

foundational chargestep texts

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[carrymelikeimcute]

Taking someone's cigarette out of their mouth: Multiple meanings - used a lot in media to convey control, power play, very masculine, I'm your boss and this is mine now, get over it. Mildly flirty, look at me, all in your space and shit, seductive. You're not allowed to smoke, because I say so.

Putting the cigarette back in their mouth afterwards: Ground-breaking. Would be less erotic to just fuck honestly. Who does this?

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[mariamlovesyou]

losing my mind losing my mind

[randomgermancupcake]

N64 graphical glitch

[dragongirltitties]

your dog is clipping through the environment and you're laughing

[trickstertime]

[northirish]

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

[northirish]

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

[northirish]

Bottom scientists as well

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

[goldensunset]

when the characters never really make peace with it