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🍰 Cupid/Shelby
🍰 He/She/They
🍰 24 y/o
🍰 Selfshipper & Reader Insert Writer
🍰 Mostly Valveplug & Rambling
🍰 NO noncon/incest/underage please 😔🙏
🍰 NO minors, have your age in bio/pinned
KIROKAZE

pixel skylines
Sade Olutola

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shark vs the universe

JVL
occasionally subtle
cherry valley forever

izzy's playlists!

oozey mess
The Bowery Presents
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
trying on a metaphor

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Cosimo Galluzzi

Love Begins
sheepfilms
almost home
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@cupidbitez
Welcome to the princess palace! ଘ(੭´꒳`)°* ੈ‧₊˚♡
🍰 Cupid/Shelby
🍰 He/She/They
🍰 24 y/o
🍰 Selfshipper & Reader Insert Writer
🍰 Mostly Valveplug & Rambling
🍰 NO noncon/incest/underage please 😔🙏
🍰 NO minors, have your age in bio/pinned
TFA Lugnut VS. BW Rhinox
Who's Sexier?
Lugnut
Rhinox
From Marvel Comics: The Transformers #20 - Showdown!
teeheehee… tf who insists on interfacing with you in risky places because they fantasize about the two of you being caught and scolded by their superior officer
heard you could only make 3 miis in the tomodachi demo and I knew what had to be done… 🙂↕️
arcee staring at her bundle of string #herstring
heard you could only make 3 miis in the tomodachi demo and I knew what had to be done… 🙂↕️
loooool I keep thinking about some poor human in a throuple with an autobot & a decepticon who are deeply invested in damsel rescue roleplays. nightmare.
my most unwoke opinion on selfshipping is that I get really sad when I see a woman selfshipping with a male character who degrades them or is mean to them… ur imaginary boyfriend better hope he doesn’t meet me in a dark alley 👊👊👊
ohh maybe I should start tagging my toy photography so it’s easier to find …
grown ass adult playing with toys again
???????????????????????? There are people who think Elita is kind and motherly??? Where? When? I'm not the biggest G1 buff yet (having a bit of trouble getting into the start but I'll get there) but. Anywhere else? I love Skybound Elita, and it baffles me when people talk about Transformers One Elita like mommy to Optimus being daddy to Bee being poor widdle baby boy despite likely being? Older than them, if I rememeber correctly? And also Cybertronians don't generally have parents but that's aside from the point. Unsurprising to see The Girl One Is Motherly but I'm genuinley confused about where even a single vibe of nicey nice gentle motherly-ness comes from to people. Like where. Honestly. Point to it. Quickly. (Not trying to be aggro at you, I have no doubt there's a swarm of people complaining about that, the thought is just so crazy to me)
NO SERIOUSLY. She is not even portrayed as “motherly” in G1, which is where I assume most people are pulling this interpretation from. My theory is that this stems mostly from Elita not having any major roles in TF media until years and years after the original cartoon run (in which she doesn’t have all that much characterization, either), which gave the fandom ample time to mold her character into Optimus’s Wholesome Wife. And then this became her “canon” characterization in the wider fandom.
Like you mentioned, TFO Elita getting the mom treatment is specifically bizarre. I can really only chalk it up to people registering ‘female character in group of male characters = mom’. Fandom loves forcing nuclear family dynamics onto unrelated characters for whatever reason… 😕
(And if I can get a bit vitriolic, modern fandomites think they are soooo progressive by making the token female character The Mother/The Big Sister/The Exasperated Lesbian to the male characters instead of The Girlfriend/The Love Interest, even though they are the exact same brand of misogyny. 😁)
Current pkmn sapphire team 🫶🫶🫶
so perplexed by the outrage over elita’s portrayal in skybound. people stating that they miss when she was “kind and motherly” when she has never once been portrayed this way. your mommy kink is irrelevant to literary analysis.
OK I’ve had enough of the transformers x gi joe crossover shit every year can we just let it die
Aw… do you think a Cybertronian’s faceplate sort of glows when they blush? ☺️
I think of a gentle pink shimmer, the way that cars often have reflective particles in their finish that glint in the sun. It’s very difficult to hide, and lights up a dim room embarrassingly well.
Your face enveloped by the warm glow as they lean in to kiss you… They’re terribly self conscious of it, but… You do look lovely in energon pink.
Oh I’ve just thought of something… 😇
Tribbing + Mating Press (Pregnancy Mentioned)
Your lover easing your legs above your head and gingerly pressing their valve lips against yours in a hesitant kiss, optics searching for approval. They’re already soaked, lubricants dotting your stomach and thighs as they inch closer, helm craned forward in search of another sort of kiss. The warm, slick friction sets your nerves alight, the air between you thick with heavy sighs and deep wanting. Surely they’ll get you pregnant this time, they think, their throbbing node probing at your folds.