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QCard idea! Q looking fierce 💅🏻 with his blue lipstick and judge robes as he happily embraces Picard! stars and planets surround them <3

oops, went a little overboard with the ✨✨✨

#qcard

zzekk007

he is so adorable😈

#homelander #ohfucksocute

endlesss-rain

the longer i think about homelander's death, the more i hate it. i thought i'd feel some satisfaction given his terrible actions but i just didn't. there was nothing cathartic about watching him regress to a childlike state and beg for his life only for his cries to go unanswered once again. his abusers got away with everything while his corpse was paraded around on live tv for everyone to see and now the world will never even know what vought did to him. how they took a child and broke him beyond repair for money. all his pain and suffering covered up because in the end, no one cared. it makes me sick

#fucking revolting actually #what is empathy I don't know her #justice who #homelander

fantasticpants

#lol feeling this in the post finale era

internetdwellingvampire

it’s so funny when people say “billy’s finally with becca and lenny now 🥺” like no what ??? he rocked up in hell approximately forty minutes after homelander arrived and now they’re stuck with each other forever

#Butchlander in Hell would be a very fine show #they'd be like R-rated coyote & roadrunner until they learn to fuck it out

movingoutanthony

Why the hell do people ship butchlander ?? Big homie raped becca, no ? Its disgusting to think that william would even RESPECT homelander

deliciouskeys

Why is respect the prerequisite? 🤔

fantasticpants

The massive lack of respect on Billy's end is kind of part of the fun of Butchlander? There's disgust, hatred, obsession that can spiral into attraction, maybe the unfortunate flicker of empathy here and there... plenty of enjoyable parts to work with!

#butchlander

nijigasakilove

Now this is the one scene I’ll give Kripke credit for and anyone saying this is out of character for Homelander has zero media literacy. Time after time he’s been called pathetic, this is who he really is. A scared, weak little boy who’s nothing without his powers.

deliciouskeys

Anyone saying Homelander would not want to suck Billy Butcher’s dick is media illiterate, I wholeheartedly agree.

fantasticpants

#my boy peacemaker predicted the finale

fantasticpants

reblogging 'cause killing homelander is in vogue again. c:

#ah so glad we killed homelander #now there are no more problems in the world #:)

chutzpahchesed

#israel #bring them home ♡#wow it's been a day (the good kind)#feels weird feeling hopeful for once #feels weirder not hating trump for like a week straight but oh well #I'm sure that'll pass soon #bibi can get fucked as per usual #please let there be some quiet #we all need it

h4h4n0tfunny

I second that's

#please stop happening

So I've been mostly shielding myself from watching Trump live for a long while for my brain's structual integrity's sake, but I watched a bit of that disgraceful Zelenskyy beatdown yesterday and beyond the horror for the state of the world and all that, I just... really fucking hope Kripke goes light on the Trump comparions and the pulling from the headlines in season 5. I don't have my hopes up, but ugh, please.

Homelander is so much better, man. He is so much more.

Like yeah they're both vain, petty tyrants but... does Trump even know what inner conflict and anguish look like? I fucking doubt it. He's just an overgrown child bully playing king, and wants to be lauded and applauded for every fart, verbal or otherwise. He's ridden a rotten populist wave and imagines himself a genius who's made it all the way to the top by his bootstraps.

Homelander is a vulnerable narcissist with an emphasis on the vulnerable. He's plagued by self-doubt, self-hate and is ruthlessly berated by his best friend in the mirror. He wants to be above the human hordes but can't escape his own broken humanity. And he wants to really earn his 'good boy's, not have them handed to him on a golden platter.

I mean, can you imagine Trump recruiting the world's smartest woman person because he felt bored and unchallenged by his circle of sycophants? Come on.

There's just so much more to Homelander than that overinflated scarecrow currently sitting on the American throne.

In addition, Homelander is hot. QED

#homelander #the boys #ranting #stupid post is stupid but I felt the need

tikkunolamorgtfo

My mother forgot that "Slava Ukraini" exists as a phrase, so when she texted me after seeing the Oval Office video, her message just said: "Fuck Trump. Am Ukraine Chai."

#ukraine

thedreamthieves

unsafe. insane. consensual but in the type of way where they would rather kill themselves than have an actual conversation about boundaries or safe words or even just sex in general.

#butchlander