Ollies Out into Another Universe

Katelyn. Bi, She/Her, United States. Just a space where I dump all my favorite things into one place. Icon made using piccrew by @sangled!

[perfectday1972]

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

[segamascott]

[thesituation]

[wordfather]

i am not immune to a well choreographed fight scene with a fun song in the background

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[kosmogrl]

I know I’ll get through it because I’ve gotten through everything that’s happened to me so far

[knownqueerbaiter]

idk who needs to hear this but it’s healthier for you to just accept that you’re gonna be kinda fat than it is to live the rest of your life miserably trying to monitor yourself to maintain a skinny weight your body doesn’t want to hold onto

[thememedaddy]

[luminarai]

Oh nooo I hadn’t noticed that my cat’s automatic feeder was getting low on food so as usual she dashed off when she heard the machine start but I couldn’t hear the usual sound of her food falling into the bowl so I went to look and my poor cat was just. Sitting there. Staring at her empty food bowl. Then for a second she glanced up at me then right back to her bowl with the biggest, saddest, most bewildered eyes you could ever imagine on such a small creature. I filled her bowl and the machine right away ofc but I still feel a little guilty 😭

[luminarai]

Quick artist’s rendition

[luminarai]

HOW did this get this many notes in less than 24 hours?????

Also, in case anyone was worried, rest assured mim the local void is missing no meals

[beardedmrbean]

[kureiois]

[karoline-c]

never seen anyone fucking kill a man on reddit

[largishcat]

*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me

[largishcat]

there will be layoffs

[onlybluetalk]

the our x of y is collapsing meme is such low hanging fruit that i don't want to encourage it. intellectually, i disapprove of this as a meme format. but just about any time i see one, i make some kind of involuntary horse noise. goddamnit, got me again.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[hooved]

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

[zoazoaa]

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

[zoazoaa]

[errorschacha]

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[cryptotheism]

This email could have been a flayed screaming man

[nitrobishop]

boston driving advanced tech guide

you've probably already noticed that turn signals ("blinkahs") don't serve their usual function here - a common saying on the server is that using them as intended is just giving information to your enemies. you may be tempted to conclude that these "blinkahs" are useless. not so! they are exclusively used for parrying cars audacious enough to think they can just drive past you. the timing is a five-frame window beginning when you can first see the approaching car in your sideview mirrors. simply engage your blinkah and then immediately jump out in front of your opponent. if you get the timing right, you will build super meter. if you're too early, you've accidentally performed a safe traffic maneuver, resetting your meter to 0. if you're too late, you crash and may have to transition to direct PvP, which is outside the purview of this guide.

yellow lights can also be parried by running them, with the amount of super gained determined by how far you make it through the intersection before the light turns red. the ideal window you're aiming for here is between your front and back wheels crossing the white line

you can use your super meter to cast a variety of spells to hinder your opponents. popular meter-efficient spells include mainstays such as "Summon Double-Parked Uber Eats Driver", "Line-Skipping Merge", and "Greater Unmarked Cop". if you max out your meter, you can cast the legendary "Power Word: Storrow".

the super meter system works differently for bikes. obviously, since they lack blinkahs and run red lights anyways, they can't build super in any of the normal ways. instead, they build it up passively, since their very existence enrages every driver around them. to offset this, the spell list for bikes is a lot lower-power than the spell list for cars, mostly being focused on mobility or utility instead of offense (although there are some notable exceptions like "U-Lock Missile"). the capstone spell for bikes is, of course, "Post Misleadingly Edited GoPro Footage On Reddit".

Quincy is a PvP-enabled zone.