Keep Calm and Lie

never too old for any kind of shit | video games, movies, hockey... unexpectedly | homoerotic undertones, goddamn hot men | reblogging mostly |

[sequestering]

new game called fic cover or edit by a canadian newspaper

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JONNY 🏠 | WPG @ CHI (MAR. 31, 2026)

[vietnamgp]

game 4 edm@ana — 26.04.2026 do not repost on other platforms

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PATRICK KANE FOR MOTHER’S DAY

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38! 🥳

[toewsy]

Happy Birthday Jonny 🎈

Jonathan Bryan Toews | April 29th, 1988

[dixie12]

happy 38th jonny!

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Jonathan Toews consoles Cole Perfetti at the end of their 6-1 loss to the San Jose Sharks on the Jets’ final game of the season (April 16, 2026).

[mysticalalleycat]

"How do they know that? 😒"

[moon-honey-31]

who needs a whole line when you have leon draisaitl

[jaesawalth]

DRAI’S BACK!!!

oilers ig 26.4.20

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HIGHLIGHTS OF JONNY’S EXIT INTERVIEW ↴

Proud and happy of the accomplishment of coming back

Feels he struggled most with speed, said he didn’t contribute how he hoped

Doesn’t know if he wants to play again, timeframe for decision: 2 weeks to a month

He has been dreaming of playing in front of a whiteout since he was a kid (🥺)

He only will come back with the Jets (his words: “if they’ll have me” - okay, kill me)

He has LOVED being part of this group and would LOVE to be part of this group again

Hasn’t played all 82 games since 17-18 (parents gave him hard time for not playing the full season in the past)

Impressed by the guys, with how resilient they are and how they can still have fun

Toughest pill to swallow was the team feeling like they were right there for playoffs

“It starts with our captain, Lows was incredible all year” (why do I get the vibe he loves calling someone else captain 😭)

Unfortunate gist of one quote “its hard not to take the blame on yourself when the team won the President’s Trophy and things really weren’t going our way at the start of the year” :(

Coach said earlier that this year’s Olympic season was the worst year for him to come back (because of the schedule), says he will weigh that considering he feels “back up to speed” and thinks that can only improve

[showtimekazer]

I need this man on a leash ASAP

(source)

[jonny-toews]

"It's been so special" l Winnipeg is home 🏠

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PRE-GAME JONNY 🎤 | SJS @ WPG (APR. 16, 2026)

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JONNY 🎉 | SJS @ WPG (APR. 16, 2026)

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