hot mess hours

          she/her -  lover of books and butterflies - probably procrastinating                                                             

[aaronstveit]

[jvgsjeff]

[yahenni]

[doctor-wormm]

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

[crockettmarcel]

u know when u make a post and it’s like Okay when will [mutual] see it

[drella]

evil beach boys wouldn’t it be knife

[mistyxaesthetic]

I don’t know who to credit for this but thank you

[calellon]

it’s just me and my stupid little fantasies against the world

[onefortortall]

You can tell a lot about a person by looking at their bookshelf. For example if you look at my bookshelf you can see that I desperately need another one

[clementine-kesh]

nobody will ever get star wars the way a group of eight year olds spending recess constructing elaborate storylines featuring their own original characters who are all like yoda’s cyborg cousin who has TWO lightsabers one red and one blue get star wars

[sawasawako-archived]

[text ID: a tweet by @rhododaktulos that reads, ““my child is completely fine” your child’s favourite trope is found family”]

[charliebarlybear]

Dan writing "slow burn" & "enemies to lovers" & "there was only one bed" political rpf 🤣

[animatedtext]

requested by savemycrustysoul

[shrined-deactivated20211113]

*forgets to message back* *forgets to check notifications* *forgets to look through bookmarks* *forgets to check reminders* *forgets to check out [insert content] that i said i would* *forgets to take my phone off do not disturb* *forgets to

[schmergo]

Isn’t it suspicious that the sexiest man alive is always already a celebrity? I feel like they’re really not plumbing the depths in their research.

Like, imagine if you got the Sexiest Man Alive edition of People and your orthodontist was on the front cover and you were like, “Oh PHEW, I guess I’m not the only one who sees it.”

[2ghosts1shell]

I’m doing hot girl shit. *stares at the dark in my room with no thoughts like a blood-sniffing shark*

[sandersstudies]

Love that in a lot of classic literature people just “randomly” fall ill but bro their homes were stacked to the roof with arsenic and asbestos and lead and radium of course they were sick all the time.

[sandersstudies]

And then they’re like “we took my ill wife to the seaside and her condition improved remarkably” and it’s like Edward your house has seven time bombs in it please just leave your wife at the seaside and she’ll do very well not getting mesothelioma.

[under-the-arch]

Edward your wife may be entitled to financial compensation

[diabolicali]

Keep refreshing AO3 to see if someone else wrote the fic I made up in my head before I went to sleep last night.

No luck yet, sadly.

[dearest1]

my immense self hatred VS my delusional god complex