blease be quiet

call me iza

[disarmedbyakiss]

i want to stand and watch the rain with a pretty girl and then kiss her without caring what anyone else thinks

[cuppapeachtea]

i love complimenting girls

[creepish]

Going to stop paying attention. I’ve noticed enough

[satanfemme]

hazmat suit but make it goth

[decaynow]

Tripp hazmat suit

[satanfemme]

fuck with me

[genderslayer]

the tripp hazmat suit stays on during sex

[wumblr]

oh

[meow-moment]

ok i could have just scrolled down

[wumblr]

danny devito made this

[wumblr]

the what

[meow-moment]

hold on looking something up

[cuppapeachtea]

opening shift with the manager already tired can this day please end

[skinsthemeplays-deactivated2022]

who knew I’d become a 98 year old forgotten woman in my 20’s

[sailermoon]

[harmalade]

“Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.”

— Daniel M. Lavery, How To Respond To Criticism (via boringoldraphael)

[pawcakes]

this bitch gets it

[sapphic-and-sarcastic]

physically i am here but mentally i am having a picnic with my lover in a strawberry field

[cuppapeachtea]

sad and lonely and sad waiting for boyfriend to wake up

[lindleland]

things i have learned since "live slug reaction" became tumblr's meme of the day

1. the slug is named Klaud

2. the slug appears in several scenes throughout the movie despite that i have no memory of ever seeing them before

3. the slug has the exact same amount of screentime as Rose

[absolxguardian]

You forgot the most important fact about Klaud

[oceans-foundfamily]

[failchild]

"omg the :) smiley feels so evil" no its not. YOURE evil

[cuppapeachtea]

my favorite coworker quit today

[loftyangel]

xbaker_

[cuppapeachtea]

i dont believe in maths

[bakwaaas]

reblog and put in the tags whether you’re a tea or coffee person and how many cups of it you have a day

[midiport]

[snowywarmthkuya]

[midiport]

[snowywarmthkuya]

[stabbymattress]